"It Is Day 962 Of Groundhog Day, And I Have Learned Japanese Well Enough To Hold A Conversation, Have

"It is day 962 of Groundhog Day, and I have learned Japanese well enough to hold a conversation, have read through 1256 books that I've found in the local library, I've tried out 684 recipes I've found online, I have petted every cat and dog in this godforsaken town (attempting the raccoons next!), and I have seduced the hot (virgin!) baker 189 times. Still no idea what the universe is trying to tell me, but I'm doing fine."

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

You make me feel so depressed Part 1

In which Madara reincarnates as a cat, a big cat, and lives with his roommate, who is also reincarnated but without memories, and is somehow causing him depression by how much of a mess he is. Pray for him. (Jk get wrekt lmfaooooo)

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[Page 1]

"Tobirama-san is as handsome as always, ne.... Even at this state still good looking."

"Too bad he's already married though—"

"Eh—?? Really?! I didn't know that... "

"En, he may not say it outright. But from the bentos he's bringing everyday, to the occasional calls that sounded like worry, he really is married."

"Ah~ I see! They're probably a match made in heaven!"

"Truthfully it would be a wonder that there's someone who can handle such a workaholic recluse, but that's love for you I guess."

[Page 2]

Box 1: angry that his last deluxe can he was saving got eaten before he could even take a bite

Box 2: accidentally ate cat food thinking it was sushi (surprisingly delicious)

"It looked very convincing—"

"Mrp." (The fucking can was right there)

"Yes I should have realized the open canned tin next to it should be obvious but—"

"Hrrrp!" (You should have! I was saving it for a special occasion, you dumb human!)

"You did leave it on the table so the fault also lies on you—"

"Hrm." (I'm not the one shoving random food in my mouth like a toddler has modern day living dulled your senses istg you're going to raise my blood pressure more than it already has by Hashirama back then you two little shits—)

"... "

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

some dumb thing that was probably already done before, but I just could not stop thinking about it

poor hashirama is still thinking they hate each other 😥

one of my favorite story elements is "character way past their prime can still absolutely wreck you, leaving you to wonder just how powerful they used to be"

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