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So when my mom was going back to school for her masters, I was a little kid and got enrolled in the on-campus pre-school where they give people going into child care professions some hands on experience while also offering a free place to drop off your kid when going to class.

Anyway I found the portfolio they made of me back then and honestly this one entry almost made me cry when I got to the end.

haven't been drawing much between exams and essays so here's something from the archives... hawkeye had a bad dream :(

In Japanese fandom, one of the most common parody themes in fan art is “学パロ（School AU）”. I couldn't help but use this theme in m*a*s*h🤣

Sorry!

↓Teachers

Bonus: Father mulcahy in too many clubs.

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

Drawing ford a little chubbier than the canon… it’s good for the soul… trust

nuanced opinions time

edit: just now realized it would've been way funnier with a fourth addition

caught

Thinkin bout the behind the scenes Rorschach mask

Why are his eyes so…..

MASH AND WATCHMEN IN THE SAME POST?! wowie

the cast of M*A*S*H, 1970 / the sopranos (1999-2007) cr. david chase / the borgias (2011-2013) cr. neil jordan / watchmen (2009) dir. zack snyder / viridiana (1961) dir. luis buñuel

these will fs be either phone lockscreens or binder covers for school

Watchmen covers by Dave Gibbons

LMAO HAHAHA

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

I LOVE THE WORD OSTENSIBLY SO MUCH BUT ITS ALSO SO USELESS TO BE QUITE FRANK. they used it in a genius lyric analyis once and i looked up the definition and i was like "...this adds nothing."

i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

Every time you post about m*a*s*h i think for a moment it's like a very odd censoring strategy, like youre making a dni for a show called mgarssh or something

MGARSSH stands for Miserable Godforsaken Atrocity-Repeating Soulsucking Surgical Hellhole

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

The pilot episode of M*A*S*H, the first episode of the first season was broadcast on September 17, 1972

Mabel makes them sing the entire song and do the dance with pom poms. Wendy is recording.

MRI of a neuroscientist kissing her 2-month-old son offers a modern, unforgettable take on the classic mother-child portrait. They're curled up inside a 3 Tesla MRI scanner, surrounded by its loud beeps and bangs. Despite the noise, the baby sleeps soundly on his mom's chest, allowing for a clear image of their brains. Capturing this took several minutes, and even a millimeter of movement could blur the scan.

For some, this image highlights the delicate nature of human life; for others, it symbolizes the timeless connection between any mother and child. The contrasting brain structures-smaller, smoother, and darker in the baby-make this moment even more fascinating. [x]

Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️ - via my new @brockdavisart instagram

hawkeye pierce is what everyone else thinks their zany quirky blorbo is. everyone who is tired of being told that "it's not that deep" while they're concocting elaborate tragic backstories or symbolic torturous whump arcs for snarky wisecracking cartoon horndog #4077 should just watch mash, because it is that deep. if you like seeing a funny goofy happy-go-lucky jester suddenly rip off his silly little propeller beanie and groucho marx glasses to collapse in the mud and cry big ugly ghibli tears, you will like hawkeye pierce.

if you like these Images then you will like hawkeye pierce:

please watch mash

One Drink || Part 1

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ah ohmygod, I posted this on tiktok but not here lolz, anyways! here's a fiddauthor comic I made :DDD the draft for this is about 2 years old and I only got the motivation to finish it this year haha