So Early On Alastor Makes His Big Comeback And Tells People To "tune On In" But I Don't Think We Actually

So early on Alastor makes his big comeback and tells people to "tune on in" but I don't think we actually ever see him doing any broadcasts after that. So what even is that radio tower for? Does he actually have a show that he hosts offscreen, or does he really just do nothing all day but visit old friends and overlords and conjure up stuff for the hotel?

Cause honestly, I think it'd be a goldmine if there were an in-universe radio show that Alastor hosts. Like, what if he was reporting on the goings on in Hell, directly competing with Katie Killjoy? Or if he narrated dramas or conducted interviews or reported on all the juicy drama that happens at the hotel? Like, he's got to have something going on for Vox to get so worked up about competing for the public's attention. I like to imagine that Vox pushes out a lot of trashy low-effort content like highly scripted "reality" TV or clickbait/ragebait programming that relies on promos with outrageous taglines that don't live up to the actual content while Alastor has a genuine wit and charisma that draws people in and he's able to retain an audience even after a seven year hiatus because he focuses on quality entertainment over quantity.

alr Lemme look-

“‘Off to Diagon Alley, then.’”

its a hp/mcu crossover lol

Last Line Game

I was tagged by @pia-writes-things to post the last line of the last fic I worked on.

More that could be given, only to run away from her, as they always did.

Tagging @natequarter , @missielynne and @asettledsky .

real

Mother and son

today in discord @redislonely told me about AU where Alastor's mom was a killer with him, and i said AND THEY WENT TO HELL TOGETHER and this is how all these things appeared lol

She moved in the hotel without asking anyone

She embarrases Alastor in front of the hotel gang

she makes him lunches (lunch: bodyparts of some random sinner she killed in a cute lunchbox that leaks blood)

She doesn't understand the concept of qpr, and thinks that Alastor and Rosie are dating

Angel tried to make jokes about Alastor's mom and it didn't end well

Lucifer flirts with her just to piss off Alastor

and not vox lmao

Alastor pins his ears (I know it's not confirmed if they're ears) for two people. Lucifer and Susan.

As decreed by an anonymous scoundrel,

"list 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers!"

Do you agree to this arduous task?

okay, five things that make me happy?

easy

music, food, LEGO, doing stupid things with friends, and days off lol