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Was gonna come on here and say “I’m a dog I shouldn’t be working 10 hour shifts” but then I remembered I’m literally a working breed

When is it my turn to inherit a mansion with a vast and beautiful garden where I can study birds and make art and be assassinated at the age of 43 so some real estate goon can make a fortune off my property? WHEN IS IT MY TURN??

Me trying to flirt: babe… just copped the emperor’s new clothes… wanna see 😏

im probably therian but i have a job so idrc about that rn

I LOVE LYCANTHROPY AS A METAPHOR FOR TRANSSEXUALITY GRAHHHHH

I need some autistic bitch (affectionate) to make an extremely complicated “what animal are you” uquiz with 40 outcomes and 80 questions

your doglike features and string of tragic misfortunes have entranced me

shout out to boys who are also dogs

“I be waggin my tail n shit” has entered my mind’s vocabulary. I would never be caught saying that out loud but it’s definitely in my brain

PLS REBLOG WITH MORE MEMES LIKE THIS

Thank you

DNI: cg/l(re), l!ttle/space, terf, radfem, or truscum

Happy Halloween from the gang!!

Happy Fall, friends!

Maple’s favorite time of year is here!!

super quick edit

life can be better when you're yourself : )

Day 10: Today's friend is the Lil' Kinz White Mouse!

This was my first webkinz!!!! Their name was Mandy

Day 55: Today's friend is the Manatee!

Day 64: Today's friend is the Brown Sugar Puppy!

it hurts but in a good way idk

Protag: Your boss looking gnc asf

Chaotic Dragon: YOU'RE INSANE!