Tomato-soap - Jayden - Tumblr Blog

Watching parkour civilization like "this is goofy as fuck why's it fun" and then evbo gets to the final parkour tower jump on the noob level and you're like OH. ITS A METAPHOR FOR THE OPPRESSION OF IMPOVERISHED AND LOWER CLASS PEOPLE. THEN YOU SEE MORE OF PRO LEVEL AND ITS LIKE OH. ITS A METAPHOR FOR WORKING CLASS MIDDLE CLASS IMPROVERISHED PEOPLE AND LOWER CLASS PEOPLE IN GENERAL

Maybe the boots just restore his stamina, but he still feels hungry? Or maybe he still eats but its always raw cause he can never swallow a plate of cooked food, either he feels like its a punishment for him that he does, or that pain and nausea is all he’s veer known n thats why he can never feel home in comfort

Evbo ranking up and finally trying cooked food for the first time and realizing that he has never actually been fed a full meal because of his poor background

I WILL BITE YOU IN MY PARKOUR JAIL CELL./vvvpos

Evbo ranking up and finally trying cooked food for the first time and realizing that he has never actually been fed a full meal because of his poor background

found this one image and it reminded me of evbo

To the Parkour God himself please write a fic I am starving ☹️☹️☹️☹️/silly

what am I doing here

bro swiped his jays

*vine boom sound effect*

Uhm uh m um Seawatt having a Totem of Undying on his necklace Uh Uhm when Evbo becomes God he finds the ruined necklace of Seawatt and tries to revive him using the Totem UHM UH

family photo 💥💥 these are my ocs, the older one being Paintball and his daughter is Crossbow yayy 😊😊😊😊😊

Quick doodle cause making 4 posts about Pkciv and no fanart is dastardly

so i watched parkour civilization earlier because i could not stop seeing tweets about it and. man. this shit is so funny. it’s such a silly premise - the sort of thing that could only be born out of a community extremely dedicated to doing wacky video game challenges - but the execution somehow manages to be incredibly entertaining. it simultaneously breaks so many rules of storytelling (“telling” over “showing” to the extreme) while also having a super coherent, tight, and tension-inducing plot structure. you have to do away with all your cringing and embarrassment and just take the thing on its own terms. it’s a perfect, over-the-top pastiche of a certain type of shounen anime crossed with a certain kind of ya dystopia. it’s an ultra-accessible tale about class warfare and a fascinating takedown of meritocracy as a concept. it takes itself so seriously it’s impossible not to respect it. major kudos

ARF ARF ARAF AR AVAVAUHABHUAMPBJI

what am I doing here

OP I LOVE THIS OP I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SHOULD GO TO PARKOUR JAIL FOR THIS I HAUBDIHBOXINIHXJNIOPKMNDLNKPOPDLMCP

what am I doing here

aapmkalpk a.pokmsPomSSAmakmpapkmamlppkmsmkoWHATWHAT WHAT wgshuu zigiuhbeiugvsbhusnWw

what am I doing here

Call me crazy idc I unironically think that the slew of big 2010s shonen mangas ending recently is the reason why Parkour Civilization is popping off specifically right now as opposed to when the 2 hour compilation came out 9 months ago because it’s structured exactly like a shonen battle manga

Straight Evbo 🤮🤮🤮/j

Watched some of PVP civilization and very audibly went Why is he straight!?? 😨😨😨

Seawatt challenges Evbo to a parkour battle and accidentally makes a heart with his blocks like

Evbo: Hey bro didn’t know you thought of me like that…

Seawatt, about to die after Evbo did three 360s on him: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

AFTER CLOWNPIERCE DIED IN PKCIV HE WAS SENT TO LIFESTEAL AS A TYPE OF PURGATORY, SO HE DECIDES TO BE A BITCH IN THIRST FOR REVENGE FOR THE OLD MAN, MAKING EVERYONE IN HIS “PURGATORY” SUFFER AND DIE AS A WAY TO REPLACE THE BLOODLUST HE HAD FOR THE OLD MAN PLEASE DOES SOMEONE GET IT

just wanna say that you are a huge inspiration for me in both art and content creation<3 also what are your boundaries in fanart? Ive seen a lot of different things, ranging from "squiddo doesnt want fanart" to "they accept everything" :P

First of all... Thankyou :D

Secondly, I love fanart! I feature fanart in almost all of my videos at the end. You guys are incredibly talented and I love your fanworks so much that I want to show them off to everybody. That being said here are my boundaries...

I'm okay with people shipping me, it just sort of makes me laugh. But please don't go out of your way to send me any ship works featuring me, I just don't think that I should be seeing it. When it comes to NSFW I don't want people to draw that but I know that absolutely nothing I say will be able to stop it, so please don't feel the need to say "Look what this person drew!!" I know it's inevitably going to exist.. I don't want to acknowledge it... Annnddd lastly gore I've never seen it but I'm probably okay with it? I dunno. I won't put it in a video though.

Yeah that's it, everything else should be fine :)

it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

I'm watching a k-drama about a modern day cook getting stuck in the body of a 19th century queen which is great because there's a cis guy experiencing dysphoria and misogyny now. Can't wait for him to have either gay straight sex or straight gay sex.

« I’m gonna have to chose between the discs and the life of my friend » now why is parkour civilization making me have war flashbacks to the dsmp