I'm Telling You Man, If People Allowed It, I Can Practically Guarantee That Simon Petrikov, In A Moment

I'm telling you man, if people allowed it, I can practically guarantee that Simon Petrikov, in a moment of pure frustration, would have with his whole chest just said "FUCK!" at the top of his lungs. Not shit. Not dammit. Fuck. Now Winter King, however-

less talk about "he wouldn't fucking say that" and more talk about "he would absolutely fucking say that if the producers would let him"

*in the closet under several blankets* [also muffled] Mhm let’s gooo

[hoarsely] is everyone ok

GOOSE

So instead of a gray and white kitten, like myself and our friend intended, we found ourself a little stray! There was a homeless person that asked us to take her cat, and we said yes!

Everybody meet Lucy Goose Innit!

PFFFFT-

Of course they did.

You know, when Tommy's video marrying Tubbo came out I remember someone saying that the fact that they said their vows out loud in front of someone who could legally officiate marriages would already make them legally married in some places, but learning they actually signed the paperwork so they are actually, honest to god, legally married because of a fucking video is something else

Goop

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

I got one of these odd looking things on my way to Utah!

I like them.