18+ Mdni

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut

Nah he a freak! 😫

maybe i was born to read fanfic and obsess over fictional men idk

teenagers | hugh jackman

an: i love y’all thanks for supporting my delusions about a 55 year old man (are y’all tired of me posting hugh/logan fics yet?? lol)

Your seventeen year old daughter, Olivia, leaned her phone against the paper tower holder. You and Hugh were getting breakfast ready while Olivia did god knows what. You would see her film tiktoks and take selfies for her instagram often so you assumed she was doing that. You were proven right when music started playing from her phone.

“I think the apple’s rotten right to the core. . . “

You watched as Olivia danced to the song. You weren’t even sure what the dance was, but you found it fun. Hugh just stood there completely confused.

Olivia finished the dance the turned her phone to record yours and Hugh’s reaction. She obviously posted it to tiktok where marvel fans found it funny that you and Hugh didn’t know what was going on.

oliviaaajckmn: 1 million dollars and I’ll make mum and dad do the apple dance in their costumes

wandasmagic wolverine is so brat coded

peter3stan PLS MAKE THEM DO THE DANCE

gwenpool “thank you olivia jackman” we all say in unison

buckysarm MAKE THEM DO THE DANCE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Hugh was a family man, it was no secret. Something he always loved doing was bringing his kids to work. Your two boys practically grew up on the x-men and avengers set. When Olivia was on set, Hugh was basically her assistant.

“Dad, I want a smoothie!”

“Dad! You’re not holding the umbrella right!”

But that was baby Olivia. Teenage Olivia spent most of her time in Hugh’s trailer or annoying her father while he rested in his trailer.

“Liv, go annoy Ryan or Shawn. Let me take a quick nap.” Hugh mumbled. He was still in his wolverine costume using a jacket as a blanket.

“I just want to know why Thor was crying? And don’t say who’s Thor! I saw the footage old man!”

“Oh my god! Is that Loki?”

No, the god of mischief wasn’t on set of the new avengers movie. Olivia had named her puppy after her favorite marvel character. The internet found it funny that wolverine or your character wasn’t the favorite.

Olivia was currently paying you a visit on the new avengers movie. To her, it did feel weird seeing you behind the camera instead of in front, but at least you were still part of the new marvel phase.

Pedro Pascal, the new Mr. Fantastic, asked for permission to pet the miniature dachshund. Olivia nodded and smiled when Loki the dog immediately took a liking to the older man.

“This is so beautiful I think I might cry.” Olivia fake sobbed as Loki started exploring the avengers set, he almost tripped over several wires, but Olivia saved the pup from getting tangled. It reminded her of all the times she almost tripped on the camera wires when she was younger.

“Hey, mother,” Olivia greeted you with a kiss on the cheek. She wasn’t the only one giving you a kiss, Loki had jumped into yours arms ready to give you kisses. “Loki missed you too.”

“Only Loki?” You teased. “Or are you just here to get a picture with Pedro?”

“You know me so well, mom.”

please do literally anything with cole palmer i love ur writing!!

A LESSON IN SLANG - COLE PALMER

You learn english slang words by the one and only Cole Palmer

Cole Palmer x interviewer! reader

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As I stand in front of the camera, microphone in hand, I can’t help but feel a mix of excitement and nerves. I've already chatted with a few Chelsea players, and now it’s Cole's turn.

He strides into the frame with an easy confidence, his casual yet sharp style complementing his relaxed demeanor. His signature grin instantly puts me at ease.

"Alright, Cole, ready for this?" I ask, trying to sound as composed as I can.

"Born ready," he replies smoothly, leaning slightly towards me as if sharing a secret.

We dive into the usual questions—how he’s finding the season so far, any memorable moments on the pitch, and who he thinks has the best banter in the locker room.

The conversation flows effortlessly until he suddenly uses a phrase that makes me pause.

"Yeah, so we were having a right laugh, proper banter, and then the gaffer comes over, tells us to stop faffin' about," he says with a chuckle.

I blink, tilting my head slightly. “Wait, um… ‘faffin' about’?” I repeat, my eyebrows knitting together in confusion.

Cole’s grin widens, clearly enjoying my puzzled expression. “Oh, yeah, sorry. ‘Faffin' about’ just means messing around, not really doing anything productive.”

I nod slowly, trying to commit the new phrase to memory. “Got it. And what was the other one? ‘Gaffer’?”

“Ah, that’s just the boss or the coach,” he explains, his tone warm and patient.

I laugh softly, feeling a bit self-conscious about not knowing the terms. “I’m learning so much today.”

Cole chuckles, his eyes softening as he looks at me. “You’re cute, you know that? The way you get all curious and wide-eyed when you don’t know something. It’s like watching someone discover a whole new world.”

My cheeks flush at his words, and I quickly look down at my notes, trying to hide the smile tugging at my lips. “I just want to make sure I get everything right.”

“And you are,” he assures me, his voice sincere. “Plus, I’d be happy to explain anything you’re curious about.”

I glance up, meeting his gaze, and for a moment, the interview feels less like work and more like a casual, friendly conversation. “Thanks, Cole. I’ll keep that in mind.”

With a playful wink, he adds, “Anytime, love. Now, what else do you want to know?”

hands off ★ Trent Alexander-Arnold

synopsis: in which food proves how loyal trent is.

warnings: food(lmk if you see more:))(lmk if there’s any mistakes)

You know better than anyone how possessive Trent is when it comes to his belongings. But that possessiveness skyrockets when it comes to food. You can take anything from him, but asking for a bite off his cookie? That's like asking for his birthright in his book. And recently, a tiktok trend has been popping up on your for-you-page as if it was tailored just for your boyfriend.

  It was a trend where the girlfriend would film while their boyfriend was eating and they would try to act like they're taking their food from them but instead would actually take their phone. By the looks of it, it was kind of to prove that their boyfriend was loyal and would show that they have nothing to hide because they would protect their food and not their phone. It was a no-brainer that you should do this challenge.

  You walk into the dining area and smirked when you see Trent sat on the barstool, eating the cookies you bought just an hour ago. With his eyes glued to the tv trying to figure out the plot behind some k-drama you’ve put on, you discreetly propped your phone up in an angle that could see the both of you. You walk closer to him with your hand stretched out and reached over in front of him. 

  You’ve never seen him act this quick as he pulled the plate of cookies away and shield it away from you.

  “Ay, get yer own from the box, you thief!” He whined, pushing you away slightly.

  You laughed as you leaned on the counter, watching his small frown as he still tried to keep his cookies away from you.

  “I just wanted to borrow your phone!” You laughed, holding onto his arm as you doubled over in laughter.

  Trent clicked his tongue as he slid his phone towards you. He took a bite off his cookie and smiled at you before ushering you away.

  “That cookie looks good, babe.” You teased. 

  Trent laughed and shook his head before turning his head to the box of cookies. 

  “Yeah, it's so good you’d wanna get your own and not from your boyfriend.” He responds, giving your forehead a light flick.

“Ow!”

  Trent laughed before eating the last bite of his cookie. You take your phone and stop recording and quickly edited and post the video. Putting a caption “my bf shutting down cheating allegations left and right😁”

  “I would tell you to delete that but you're really stubborn, you know?” Trent tutted, trying to wrestle the phone out of your hands.

  You cackled as you dodged him quickly.

  “Next time, give me a bite of your cookie.” You replied, smacking his arm slightly as you sat on the couch.

  Trent stuck out his tongue before plopping on the couch next to you.

  “Last time I checked you ate all the cheesecake that Virg’s wife made, so it's only fair I eat all the cookies now.” Trent shrugged, scooting over next to you.

  “Whatever, you food hog.”

  Needless to say, Trent’s got nothing to hide from you. Except maybe all the snacks in the house.

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