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Spider-Cop ~ P.P

Spider-Cop ~ P.P

Spider-Cop ~ P.P

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A/n: Guess who finished with Uni… This girl! This is a fic I’ve been excited about for a long time and I hope you like it. I might have been inspired by the PS4 game… this is also my submission for @marvelxholland‘s writing challenge (the prompt is in bold)

Pairing: Peter Parker x cop!reader

Warnings: FLUFFY FLUFF, bad comedy? idk

Word count: 2k+

“Queens. It’s a rough place, dark, dangerous. Sometimes I wish I could just be more like you. Up there in the skies but no my feet are destined to stay close to the ground apart from when they’re not. You know when I’m swinging-” 

Peter sighed at himself and tapped his fingers gently before taking a deep breath. 

“Let me start again. My life can be summed up under three C’s. Confusion, Chaos and Comedy.” Peter counted them on his fingers and gave a nod as he continued his dramatic story. “It all started when I was at the young age of 15 and a menacing spider decided I was it’s prey! It bit me and I think I passed out because the next thing I remember is Flash Thompson laughing at me when my Aunt picked me up. Anyway I got these cool powers, my uncle died and taught me with great power comes great responsibility then I stopped a bus with my bare hands, got discovered on YouTube by a billionaire who became my mentor and also died, stopped a bad guy or two and saved the world. Oh and then I died for like 5 years and then came back. So that’s me, what about you guys huh?” 

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❯ Pairing: Teacher!Tom Holland x Teacher!Reader

❯ Genre/Trope: Teacher AU, coworkers to lovers, fluff, and angst

❯ Warnings: little bit cliche, swearing, two people being idiots, and a little bit suggestive.

❯ Synopsis: Regent High School's two best fine arts teachers seem to be catching feelings. I mean how could you not when your spending every waking moment of the day together. What happens when she has to help him with his play? Will it lead to even more feelings?

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𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇

Request: could you write a imagine for harry where the reader is a famous YouTuber and harry is constantly saying he has a crush on her on the sidemen channel, but then when she agrees to do a video with them, the chemistry between them is insane and all the fans and sidemen tease him and ship them <33 also I love your work djdndjs

Pairing: W2S x fem!reader

Warnings: swearing, fluff, i don't think there's anything else??

Word count: 5,258 words (flipping hell)

A/N: I LOVE THIS I hope you like it <33

Harry Lewis Masterlist

Y/M/N: your middle name

Y/F/C: your favourite colour

Y/L/N: your last name

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"Right guys, that'll be all for today! See you guys in a bit!" You just finished recording a video for your main channel, turning off your camera. You loved your job, even if you had to deal with a few haters from time to time.

You went on Twitter and scrolled through your notifications, seeing comments from fans, edits, and art. You smile liking them all and commenting on most of them. You come across a particular video, the tweet tagging you and someone else. That someone would be wroetoshaw. You knew him as he was also a big YouTuber and also from a YouTube group called the Sidemen. You occasionally watch them and find them funny, but you don't know them personally.

"Okay, this question is for Harry," Simon says, looking at his phone. "Who is your celebrity crush?"

"I'm pretty sure I've said this, no?" Harry replies, rubbing his chin.

"He has, and trust me, he's her biggest fan," Ethan laughs, JJ agreeing.

"Man watches her videos the second it comes out! That's loyalty right there," JJ points out, smirking.

"Well, let the people know then!" Vik says to Harry.

"Alright, alright. If you don't know, it's Y/N Y/LN and if you don't know her, get a life." The Sidemen chuckle at him, shaking their heads. You never knew that the Harry Lewis had a crush on you.

"She's going big time now, y'know?" Tobi looks at his phone and shows your YouTube channel. "20 million subscribers?! We could never," he chuckles, shaking his head.

"Only 7 mil away," Josh sighs, everyone, laughing at him.

"We should get a collab with her. Like a Tinder video or something," JJ shrugs, while Simon shakes his head.

"Nah, pretty sure she isn't into that stuff," Simon replies. "But anyway! We need to get on with the other questions." You look at Harry's disappointed face but it quickly changes to a smile. Then, the clip ends there.

Then you had an idea. You wanted to meet these guys and get to know them better. So why not make a video with them? You find their business email and give them a simple message, asking if you wanted to do a collab. After you send it, you go to your bathroom finally getting ready for bed...

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A FEW DAYS LATER — 12:54 PM

48 hours after you sent that email, a reply came back saying that the Sidemen would love to collab! So you planned your outfit as you wanted to make an impression, but stayed a little casual.

When you got to the place where you were shooting, you were confused as to why there was a castle. Later you found out by Kon that you were all filming a hide and seek video.

Once the others got to the castle, excluding Josh as he had COVID, you waiting for the final Sideman to get here.

"Where is Harry?" you chuckle, Tobi shaking his head in response.

"Man goes to sleep at 4 in the morning and wakes up at 5, probably still in bed," JJ shrugs making you laugh.

"Harry doesn't know you're coming though, so that'll be a surprise," Ethan says to you.

"There he is!" Vik spots him parking his car. Harry comes out of it and you couldn't be more blown away.

Obviously, you knew what Harry looked like but there was something about him today. And all he was wearing was a blue hoodie with joggers.

Even better looking in person, you thought to yourself.

When Harry finally looked up from his phone, he spotted you. His eyes widen at the sight of you, making you giggle.

"LOOK AT HIS FACE!" JJ laughs, starting the camera.

"What— How the fuck?" Harry looked clueless, his eyes still glued to yours.

"She didn't ask for a collab to see you ogling her. Introduce yourself," Simon pushes him towards you. You raise your eyebrow, smiling at the confused boy in front of you.

"Well, I'm Harry. I'm sure you've heard," he chuckles, making you do the same.

"Well hello there, Harry. I'm Y/N!" You put your elbow out to touch it with his as he complied. There was still a global pandemic going on, so you all had to be careful.

"Alright, let's start the video lads," Tobi tells one of the cameramen to start recording. Before someone does the intro, Harry passes you a camera and stands next to you. Then JJ gets in the middle and projects his voice.

"Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a hide and seek in a castle!" You and the boys cheer, gassing it up. "It's gonna be crazyyyy!" Then, Ethan does the classic Harry put as you chuckle. "Today, Ethan is hide and seeking—."

"Seeking. I'm seeking the hiders," Ethan corrects him.

"Yeah that," JJ chuckles.

"Wait a minute, where's Zerkaa?" Harry asks, looking down at you. Then all the boys turn towards you.

"There he is, there he is!" Vik points to you and you smile, waving at the camera.

"Oh, Josh!" JJ shouts as you laugh."

"You're looking kinda nice today!"

"Yeah! You're not looking old and you look prettier!" JJ exclaims as you giggle. Then you remember that Josh has corona, so you cough on your hand imitating you had it. The boys turn away from you, disgusted as you all laugh together.

"Guys! It's your turn to hide in a castle!"

"Woahh!" You all shout and cheer.

"Go, go, go!"

You could tell Harry wanted you to follow him so you went with him and Vik. You three run to the side of the castle and find an entrance there.

"Alright, I got a sick plan," Vik says to the both of you.

"You've got a sick plan?" You reply, interested.

"Yeah, do you wanna go see it?" You and Harry both nod. "It's gonna go wrong but..."

"Oh no, are we going to ruin our own plan by following you?" Harry groans, making you giggle. Harry glances at you, smiling.

"No, no it's a good plan! Just wait." The three of you go through three sets of doors until you find another room. It looked like a wedding hall to you.

"Okay, so in here..." You and Harry follow Vik across the room, where he goes through some cupboards. "Right, this is a Vikkstar hiding spot. Now this one—"

"But do you not fear that he's going to open that straight away though?" Harry questions as he records Vik.

"So that's— I've factored for that Harry." Vik goes to another door. "So I'm gonna watch from this window here-"

"Yeah."

"I'm gonna see once he's checked that cupboard," you realise what he's talking about and open your mouth.

"Oh my God! That's amazing!"

"Yeah, I'll go in after!" Vik shrugs and smiles at you. "And why would he check it twice?"

"True, very true," Harry agrees. Vik goes behind the door and closes it, peering through.

"Alright, can you guys see me?"

"Nah, not really," Harry replies, squinting his eyes.

"You actually can't see me?"

"Barely," you reply, giving a thumbs up.

"Cool! Alright, good luck guys!" Vik waves you two off as you go towards a set of doors.

"Thank you, my friend!" Harry shouts back, as you two run through the doors. "Alright, do you actually know where we're hiding?" Harry says, looking at you.

"Me? I've never been here before in my life and you expect me to have a hiding spot?" you exclaim, looking at your camera.

"Well, you've done all sorts of things haven't you?" He asks. You both enter a hallway and stop to catch your breath. "Like hiding in a cruise ship?"

"Yeah but we had someone chasing us," you chuckle, remembering that video. "We need to find somewhere closed off, like abandoned or something."

"There's a ton of rooms upstairs?" You nod and you were about to go up the stairs when Harry stopped. "Let's stop recording for a sec." He turns off his camera while you do the same.

"What's up then?" You ask, looking at him. Harry looks up, looking confused. You give him a look and he sighs.

"Did they embarrass me yet?" He huffs, leaning on the wall. You giggle at his expression.

"If they did, I probably wouldn't be near you right now," you reply, hearing a sigh of relief.

"How'd you agree to do a video with us anyway? I'm pretty sure we annoy every female YouTuber." You laugh at that.

"They're either hate you or a simp for you," you shrug, "I mean I'm pretty sure Corinna Kopf is in love with you."

"Well, are you one of those simps?" He asks, a smirk playing on his lips. You raise an eyebrow, looking at his smug face.

"Who knew you could be this flirty off camera?" You bite your lip, smiling as he gets off the wall.

"Well, I'm only flirt around girls I actually like," he chuckles, making you speechless. You tried not to show that you were blushing and turned around, clearing your throat. Suddenly, you both heard a voice from outside. You both go to a window, seeing Ethan running towards the castle.

You both look at each other with widened eyes as we start our cameras again. "Already?!" Harry grabs your hand and starts running towards the stairs in front of you.

"Oh my God, he's actually here, bro. He's here," Harry panicked as you laughed at him. You were both running for your lives until you saw the cameramen coming inside the building. You stop Harry and hide behind a wall.

"What—?" You put your hand over his mouth, looking toward where Ethan is. Harry spots him and understands.

"I feel like I've run a bloody marathon," you whisper to your camera as you remove your hand from Harry's mouth. You could feel Harry's gaze on you, as you kept watch for Ethan. You glance at Harry as he quickly looks away, making you chuckle quietly.

Once Ethan went towards the front desk, Harry glances at your hand your eyes, asking for permission. You nod and let him lead the way up the staircase, trying not to make a sound.

"Guys, an update, we haven't hidden," Harry says to his camera as quiet as possible.

"We're trying to!" You whisper to your camera. You spot a room at the top of the stairs. "Go there!"

The both of you jog inside the room, quietly closing the door behind you. You look around, seeing other doors in that room. "Ooh, this looks kinda promising," Harry says, glancing at all of the doors.

"Can we go through there?" You ask, seeing a larger door. Harry shrugs and opens it, revealing a bigger room inside.

"Oh, yes!" He exclaims, going into the room. You follow him, looking amazed. Then again, it was a castle. "We are in the money!"

You sit on one of the chairs, raising your eyebrows at how soft it was. "My God," you mumbled, tracing your hand over the wood.

"What, you gonna buy it?" You look up and see Harry smirking at you. You realise he hints back at the time you stupidly used your money to buy soft furniture, finding out later it was a waste of time.

You roll your eyes. "Come on, like you haven't used your money recklessly before?" You hint back, smiling. You were hinting back at the time Harry used his money to buy a Lambo. He then had to sell it because he couldn't afford the insurance.

"Oh you bastard," he groans, sitting on the sofa opposite you. "I was young, alright!" You laugh, standing your camera on the table.

"So was I! Plus, mine wasn't that extreme, so—"

"Okay, sure but £100,000 for home decor? Just 'cause it was soft?!"

"Nah, I'm not having that—"

"Actually, people who are watching, in the comments vote who was more reckless," Harry laughs, sitting back.

You grab your camera again, giving Harry your middle finger. "Guys, I was 16. Don't at me, alright?" You sigh, flipping your hair to the side. You hear some noise coming from somewhere in the room, making you stand up.

"Alright, we actually have to move now," Harry stands up and looks around.

"We need to hide. We've just been walking around this place for half an hour," you chuckle. You go back to the door you came through and open it. "Maybe in one of these rooms?"

Harry looks back at you and shrugs. "I'm sure it'll work, right? I mean, it's Ethan who's seeking. He's gonna take 5 hours."

"Imagine slandering your best mate like that," you shake your head at Harry, making him sigh.

"I'm the youngest, I'm allowed!" He shouts, making you laugh. He then opens another door, leading to a very small room. "Here?"

"What's in it?" You ask, walking over to him.

"It's just toilet paper." He goes into the room, picking up the jumbo pack. "We could hide underneath it or something?"

"What like a toilet paper fort?" You giggle, putting your camera on the edge of the wall.

"Yeah! There's like a 76.5% chance they won't see us," He says, putting his camera next to mine.

"Right, put this one over there," you say handing a pack of toilet paper to him. He puts it where you told him to put it. "Then this one, like in front so we have space to sit down."

"What like this?" He asks, putting it the wrong way.

"No, a bit to the left..." He puts it the wrong away again and you sigh, looking at Harry. "That's the left—"

"Wait, you sit in the middle." Harry points to where the middle is and you squat down. "Okay, we'll put this here..." Harry puts a toilet paper stack in front of you.

"And then, get the other one..." He gets the other one and puts it on top of the first one, making it look like a barricade.

"We got it!" He shouts, putting his hands up. You laugh at him, patting the spot beside you. He just manages to squeeze in but gets a little squashed.

"Wait, I'll move my legs here—" You put your legs on top of Harry's, both of you sitting opposite each other now.

"This is cosy," Harry mumbles to you, looking into your eyes. You giggle, grabbing your camera again. Harry gets his phone and puts his flashlight on.

"Alright guys, basically, we've made a little fort," you say, showing the camera what you did, "but it's so uncomfortable."

"Can you lot see the predicament we're in here?" Harry says, grabbing his camera as well. "Can you see the— look at the fucking state of this!" He rants as you couldn't hold in your laughter. "What— don't laugh at me!" He groans, making you snigger even more.

"I can't help it! This was your idea anyway!" You wipe the tears away from your eyes, stopping yourself from giggling even more.

"Yeah, but you supported it. You should've told me to stop." Harry leans his back on the corner of the room, wincing.

"I don't think we should've done this. He's gonna see us straight away." You look at the camera, pulling your scrunchie out of your hair. You put the scrunchie on your wrist and flip your hair back.

"Ah, fuck," Harry facepalms himself, making you giggle again. "This is so painful as well— I can't be asked." He stops recording, but you keep yours on by accident. You thought you turned it off. "While we're here then, we might as well get to know each other better."

"Go on then, what's your full name?" You ask as he rests his arms on your legs. He ponders for a minute, pulling his signature pout.

"I think it's..." You dramatically gasp at him.

"You can't even remember your own name?!"

"It's like 5 words! I'm trying to remember—" He then grabs his phone and goes on a few apps. You tilt your head at him until he shows you his screen. "Apparently, it's that."

"Harold Christopher George Lewis?" You read aloud, raising your eyebrow. "Mine's only 2 words."

"Don't you have a middle name?" He questions.

"Oh yeah! It's Y/M/N, right?"

"Don't ask me, mate. I only met you half an hour ago."

"Yeah, but apparently you're my biggest fan," you tease as he makes eye contact with you. "Sidemen stans have been tagging me in all sorts of videos, y'know?"

"Oh, my God the cheeky bastards," Harry curses as he hid his face in his hands. You giggle as he looked more embarrassed.

"Calm down, it's cute!" He looks up, gazing into your eyes again.

"And you're not just saying that 'cause you feel bad, right?"

"No, I mean it," you say sincerely. People would describe Harry as an awkward guy, but so far, he hasn't been awkward at all.

"Okay, okay." He pulls his head out of his hands and runs them through his hair.

Even in the dark, he can look this attractive, you thought, smiling to yourself.

"What?" He asks, pulling yourself back to reality.

"Nothing!" You say too quickly. He chuckles and tries to get up. You tilt your head as he grabs his camera, starting to record.

"Fuck it." He holds his hand out for you and you take it, stepping out of the cramped spot. You stretch your legs out. "Right, we're going elsewhere, we're going elsewhere," he says to the camera. "This was a shit hiding spot." You shook your head at him as you let him lead the way, having your camera in your other hand.

"Where we going now then?" You ask as you quietly go down the stairs.

"Oh, Vik! Let's go to him." You nod your head, looking behind you to see if anyone was there. Then you carry on to the dining hall you were at 45 minutes ago.

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Both of you snuck in, closing the door slowly. Harry spot the cupboard Vik said he was hiding in, opening it.

"What— he's not here." Harry looks in the other ones as he lets go of your hand. You rub your hands together, trying to make them warm.

"Vik? Vik!" You whisper yell, as Harry searched the rest of them.

"He's not in here," Harry says, looking confused as I am.

"Well, we need to go. They might've already found Vik," you say, glancing at the windows above you.

"Or, we stay here?" Harry looks under a table and saw that it had enough space for both of us. "Just for a bit."

"Why not?" You chuckle, crawling underneath the table. Harry joins you after.

"Okay, so we are where Vik told us to go..." Harry crosses his legs, showing both of us in the camera. "And I'm pretty sure we're both crippled."

"We're hiding in tiny places so you guys can get content. Remember that," you point at the camera as Harry laughs.

"Y'know what though? I'm glad we moved locations," he points out as you nod. "I never do that in hide and seek normally."

"Feeling exhilarated?" You joke, seeing Harry smiling at you.

"You have no idea." Harry stares into your eyes, making your heart flutter. Like you thought before, there was something about him today that made you feel... happy.

"While we're here, what's your favourite colour?" You ask, feeling bored.

"Well, you're not a true W2S fan if you don't know my favourite colour," he replies, raising his eyebrows.

You giggle. "Well, I know it's blue, but do you know mine?"

"It's Y/F/C, right? That's definitely right," Harry says, confident. You chuckle and nod.

"That is correct. Favourite sibling?" You look at him, smugly.

"Oh, you can't do that!" He groans, laughing at the same time.

"Come on! You must like someone more!" You joke, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

"Nope, I love Rosie and Josh equally. Even if they piss me off sometimes," he chuckles. "You're an only child, aren't you?"

"Unfortunately," you sigh. "Being the only child can be alright, but it just gets lonely y'know?" He nods, huffing.

"I'd be bored to death if I didn't have those two," he sighs, making you giggle. You then hear some noise from outside, making you turn your head. "Have we been found?" Harry's eyes widen as you both get up from beneath the table.

Then the door opens, revealing Vik then Tobi. "Shit—"

"We've found you, but we're not giving you up 'cause I'm on the run," Vik quickly says, running to find a spot.

"You what?" You were confused, as was Harry.

"You're on the run? What's happened here?" Harry asks Tobi.

"I'm not on the run. I've found you guys."

"What do you mean you found us?— Where did you find us?" Harry questions.

"What— right now! Right here!"

"Oh, wait have you been caught?" You follow the guys, wherever they were off to.

"We've been caught, but I'm hiding again," Vik says while getting into the cupboard.

"Fair enough. We're going in here then." Harry jogs over to an abandoned-looking spot, while Tobi helped Vik.

"Alright, Vik's in there. Harry and Y/N are actually doing the ghosty ting... And I'm just an accomplice," Tobi says, while you laugh.

Harry jumps into— well, something and you peer in, seeing dust everywhere. "Uh, I don't know if I wanna go in there..."

"Oh come on, Y/N, don't be a pussy," Harry teases. You tilt your head and scoff, tying your hair up with your scrunchie.

"Fine, if you insist." You sit on the edge and Harry pulls you down. You were both extremely close but remembered that there were cameras recording you, so you pulled away. Tobi leaves with Kon and the cameramen, so you were both alone in this weird looking space.

"Did rats gets to this place or something?" you mumble to yourself, turning your phone flashlight on.

"Maybe this was a bad idea..." Harry mutters to the camera. You turn around, recording Harry.

"And apparently I'm the pussy," you smirk while Harry rolls his eyes.

"Shut up, you," he says playfully standing beside you. "Why are we in here?"

"You literally just said and I quote, 'we're going in here then' and called me a pussy for not going in!" You were amazed at how Harry was dealing with this right now. It was honestly adorable, yet confusing.

"Yeah, but I didn't think it'd look this creepy!" He raised his voice, making you laugh. "Nah, I'm getting out of here— I'm not doing this today."

"But—"

"Nope, I don't get paid enough for this." You raise your eyebrow as he hesitates. "Well, getting paid decent for this, but not enough to sit in this room."

"Hear that guys, he's being ungrateful," you whisper to the camera, loud enough for Harry to hear. He sticks his middle finger up at you, making you snigger.

You climb out of the hole and shake off all the dust on your outfit, Harry following suit. You pull the scrunchie out again and follow Harry, wherever he's off to. "Okay, the hide continues," he says to you, while you chuckle.

Both of you open some doors and they reveal a white staircase. You go up first, looking up to see if anyone is there. You shake your head at Harry and he follows, mumbling something to the camera. You run up around three floors until you find a hallway of rooms again.

"What's in here?" you mutter, peeking inside one of the doors. You felt Harry against you but ignored it.

"Are all the rooms just fucking empty?" Harry shouts, stepping inside.

"What kind of castle did you guys pick?!" You laugh.

"Well this one has a maze or some shit for our second channel, but it doesn't grow during the winter, so this is all a shambles," he sighs, running his hand through his hair. You look around and spot another doorway, going toward it.

"Harry, what if someone's in there?" You point. He jogs in front of you and points his camera at the entrance.

"Anyone in there? It's Harry and Y/N, we're not seeking!" He shouts, waiting for a voice back. "No? Okay—"

"Right I'm not staying here," you say, going back to the empty room.

"Not today spirits!" Harry exclaims, making you laugh again.

You leave the hallway of rooms and find the main staircase, peeking down the middle. "D-did we win?" You chuckle.

"I think we've won, mate!" Harry smiles at you, looking successful.

"Let's just stand in a room until they find us," you say, going back to the room you were in.

"What will we do though in the meantime?"

"Make TikToks," you joke, making Harry shake his head.

"Right, off we go then."

When you guys go back to the room, you put your cameras in a corner and sit in the middle. You get your phone out and go on Instagram, recording a video. "Right, so I just met this guy an hour ago," you show Harry who's on his phone, "and we're waiting for the other nonces to come and find us." Harry laughs at that, covering his mouth.

"I can't be bothered anymore, lass," he says looking at you. You giggle and post the video on your story, knowing it'll stir something up until the video comes out. "Oh my God, the fans are gonna go crazy with this one."

"I know, that's why I posted it," you smile, making Harry chuckle.

"Ah, 'cause you're a little drama queen is that it?" he says sarcastically. You stick your tongue out at him, making him snigger even more. You put your phone away, yawning. "Aw, is Y/N tired now?"

You roll your eyes, resting your head on Harry's shoulder. "Piss off, I'm a busy woman," you mumble as you feel Harry's arm around your waist.

"You're releasing new merch this month, aren't you?" He asks, you nodding in response. "You gonna give me a hint about what it is?"

"Well, it's a collab with a big clothing company. You can guess who it is." You smile to yourself, loving that Harry actually wants to find out about you.

"It's not gonna be Nike or something, is it?" You shake your head, looking up at him. "I don't know much clothing brands mate so you might as well tell me."

"Nope," you giggle, "the cameras will hear." You point to where the cameras are and hear Harry say oh. "You're gonna have to wait, Harold."

"Well then," Harry says, acting like he's offended. You take your head off his shoulder and look at the time, seeing it's past half one.

"Should we go down? They're taking ages!" Harry nods and gets up, giving you hand. You both get your cameras, Harry filling in what we're gonna do.

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You both get to where the posh room is (where the soft furniture was) and saw there were sweets on the table. You smile and took a packet of Haribos, giving a pack to Harry as well.

"Who left these here?" Harry ponders as he opened it, putting a sweet in his mouth. You stuff the Haribos in your pocket for later as you weren't that hungry now. Then, you heard the door open, turning around to see Vik and Tobi at the door.

"Where have you two been?" Tobi asks, amazed. You and Harry look at each other, shrugging.

"All over the place, lad," Harry replies, eating another Haribo.

"Right, well you guys won, so let's go down 'cause they're fed up now," Vik chuckles, leaving the room.

"To be honest, we thought Ethan and JJ would find us easily, seeing as there's nowhere to hide here," you say, shuddering at the cold.

"They were lost today," Tobi laughs with you as you all make your way downstairs. You heard some of the other three Sidemen laughing at something.

Once you get to the main entrance, you saw JJ and Ethan sitting down on chairs and Simon standing in front of them. Tobi speaks first, chuckling.

"Alright, you lot lose innit?" He says as he points at you and Harry. The boys cheer and JJ and Ethan get up.

"No, we found them! Ayo, we found them! We found them!" They were both chanting, hugging and filming us.

"No, you lot were gonna leave us up there weren't you?" You exclaim, making them all laugh.

"We were never getting found! We were never getting found!" They were all arguing and laughing with you as they joked around. You were holding your belly from laughing too much.

"Discount code is..." Ethan starts, looking at all of you.

"Looking," the boys say, except you and Harry, "looking."

"I hate my friends," Harry says to you, making you giggle and the others laugh.

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You were getting to your car when Harry stopped you from going in. You turned around and smiled at him, wondering what he wanted.

"Hey, I don't wanna waste your time or anything but..." He paused, looking into your eyes. You were trying not to shiver from the cold and chuckle at him.

"Just ask me, Harry."

"Sorry, it's just that I had a great time with you today and I was wondering... If I could have your number?" He mumbled the last bit, looking away. You giggle and shake your head, taking his phone off him. You type in your number and save it as 'Y/N💗'.

"There you go." You hand his phone back and smile, about to go into your car when he stopped you again. He turned you around and gave you his hoodie.

"Come on Y/N. Better I freeze than you," he chuckles, you shaking your head. You put the blue hoodie on, instantly feeling warm. You take your hair out of the hoodie and look up at Harry, who was still gazing at you.

"Thank you. I had fun today!"

"One more thing— Sorry." He holds your wrist and takes your scrunchie off it, making you tilt your head in confusion. "You take my hoodie, I take your scrunchie," he shrugs. You roll your eyes and get in your car, waving him off. He smirks at you before going to his own making you feel butterflies. You peeked out of the window, seeing all of the guys teasing him and messing around with him. You smiled and looked at your steering wheel.

Today was eventful.

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MONDAY (ONE DAY AFTER THE VIDEO WAS RELEASED) — 6 PM

As you're scrolling through your TikTok FYP, you come across an edit with Harry in it. You raise an eyebrow, only to see that you were also in it.

You go onto Twitter, going through your mentions ad see what people have been saying about the new Sidemen video.

wroetocutieee HARRY AND Y/N OH MY GOD— THIS WAS A COUPLE I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED y/nyt wroetoshaw

sdmnlove IS THAT Y/N Y/L/N I SEE? my life is complete y/nyt wroetoshaw

y/nsbae new ship confirmed ~ wroetoy/n👀😩 y/nyt wroetoshaw

ytwhore is it just me or did you guys see the chemistry between these lovebirds??? <33 y/nyt wroetoshaw

VIEW ALL MENTIONS?

You smile at all the comments about you and Harry, liking each one of them. You didn't think people would actually like you guys today, knowing Harry has every single teenage girl simping over him. Then, you saw a message come from someone.

Harry💗 everyone's currently loving us

which reminds me

would you like to go out tomorrow?

Who knew his celebrity crush on you would change your life for the better.

submitted by @tomsparkyr <3 (it's 1:11 make a wish)

3 years ago

Beauty is Pain

Pairing: Mostly Platonic!Pogues, mentions of JJ Maybank x reader 

Summary: You and Kie try to wax your legs yourselves for the first time and accidentally get yourselves trapped in a sticky situation that gets you locked in your room with JJ and Pope while you listen to Sarah and John B fight outside your door. Routledge!Reader.

Note: I got this idea from a Friends episode. If you watched the show, you’ll know exactly which one I’m talking about. Mostly wrote this without the intention of doing a JJ x reader pairing but then I got an idea(: Hope y'all like it!

Word Count: 3.5k

Warning: Language, maybe angst?? 

For her birthday, Kie was gifted a hard waxing kit. At first you thought it was odd, a Kook like her was better off going to a professional to get evenly waxed brows or a perfectly clear bikini line. But when she asked you to try it out with her, you were intrigued. 

You invited her over to your messy home everyone calls the Chateau. Your brother had a date with his Kook girlfriend, Sarah Cameron, which meant you had the house all to yourself. Even though it was just Kie, your best friend of four years, you decided to clean up the place before she got there. Your house was littered in empty beer cans and ends of JJ’s rolled blunts. You noticed John B was drinking more, smoking JJ’s weed, and even sleeping in later than usual. He’s called out of work two times in the past two weeks, and if he does manage to a say hello to you, it’s a grumbled mumble of words you can barely understand. You chopped it up to him just being moody, but there was also a small part of you that wondered if something serious was going on you didn’t know about.

You tried questioning your friends about it. Kie said she had no clue but noticed his change of attitude too. Pope would get nervous when you brought up John B’s name and claimed he didn’t know what you were talking about. Before you could question him further, his dad whisked him away to clean up the store and run a couple of last minute groceries. JJ, your boyfriend, tried to tell you it was probably nothing, but he wouldn’t make eye contact with you when he talked. He busied himself with rolling another blunt or folding the tossed laundry on your bedroom floor. When you called him out on it, he got snippy and frustrated, which just led you to drop the topic because you didn’t feel like dealing with a second moody teenager. 

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3 years ago

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄…

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headcannon:

masterlist

harry lewis x fem!reader

don’t steal any of my work, thanks!!

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he would be so clingy

like basically attached to you 24/7

the sidemen would sometimes literally drag him off of you to film a video

speaking of the sidemen

they love you

but boy do they tease you and harry

if you walk around wearing harry’s jumper, you’re bound to get teased by the guys

you normally laugh it off while harry get all embarrassed and clings onto you again

CUDDLES <33

cuddles are a must with him

your normally the little spoon but sometimes you switch

he loves to play video games with you

like you’d be sat on his lap while you two race against each other on gta

you always beat him but he will deny it until the day he dies

the amount of times you and harry have been caught in situations

yet again, never ending laughter from the guys

the morning after, jj and ethan always recreate the sounds you two make

AGAIN you two are embarrassed

he likes to keep you out of his channel due to you two being more private

despite you being a famous youtuber yourself, the whole relationship is kept out of the spotlight

the fans don’t know you two are together yet

but after they noticed the chemistry between you two on a live panel, a ship had been made

you two have been caught making out in pubs clearly drunk, but denied all rumours to the fans stating that wasn’t you

they are still extremely suspicious of you two

but harry loves having you to himself without the stress of public

and that ultimately is what makes your relationship so strong

like this guy he wants to marry you one day

leave requests please!!

kinda want to make another part to this but i’m tired djdndjs


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3 years ago

kind of want to make a peter fic on the episode “the one where paul’s the man” in friends??


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