Tonytonychopprano - Sailors With No God, No Glory

reblog to be eaten by this thing

wrestleblr wrapped

• you blocked 120 users and followed 55. way to go!

• you received hatemail 16 days in a row, peaking in july. none of them were creative.

• you reblogged 795 gifs of the same wrestler.

• your favorite tag was

• your least favorite tag was

• you posted women violently and homoerotically beating each other up for 60 hours total this year!

• no wait, babe i didn't mean it! you were misunderstood and blocked by 8 mutuals and 45 tumblr users you never met.

• community alignment

30% warmonger

10% photoeditor

25% e-jester

35% hated

• Achievement unlocked! Status: Rare

• how about another joke, murray? you beat 0 allegation(s). 4 people think your IP should be banned. 3 people think you're bigoted.

• you spent 17,221 minutes watching a wrestling show you said you hated. that's 12 days nonstop!

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• Achievement unlocked! Status: Extremely Common

• you posted 50 self-indulgent gifs per month, you had photoshop open for 28,021 hours and because your camera was open, we saw you cried during 50.5% of those hours.

• we can all live together, there's enough room for all of us... you're in the top 0.02% of people whose mutual didn't get involved in drama.

• you made 12 meaningful connections with your mutuals throughout the year, but you blocked two in October and three blocked you in May.

total -> 7 meaningful connections.

new total -> 5 meaningful connections.

• you called daniel garcia gay on 67 different days of the year. Say thanks!

• your stream lagged 250 times

• things you agree on with 100% of wrestleblr -> hey at least you're not like those guys over on wrestling twitter

• Achievement Unlocked! Status: Ultimate

• you watched 70.5 hours of ads on your wrestling show this year, most of which were sexistly timed over really actually good women's matches

• you posted about women wrestlers for

use promo code OOPSIES-WELL-SHRUG to get 50% off on your first package of testosterone pills from. draft kings? hey tony is this the right script

need viagra? oh you dont have a dick. need menstruation products?

burger king

• you posted about women wrestlers for 780 hours, which could have been 974 hours if it weren't for those pesky ads

oh well we gotta make the money somehow-

net worth: $1 billion

chris jericho screentime: 60.000 hours

women's matches vs men's matches ratio: 1:9

don't look at that

• Most Common Achievements

bugsnax has everything. doomed lesbians. gays who didn’t know they were dating. nonbinary scientists. parasites. scoopy banoopy.

nobody wants to work anymore