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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
In a world where it is no longer trendy to have an ordinary human body, the kids are all flocking to get cybernetics. Your mom has banned you from getting any until you turn 18.
You got a rug designed to look like an Ouija board as a gift. Liking it, you placed it in your living room. Now your roomba’s summoned a demon and it can’t leave until the roomba asks for something.
You were the greatest archmage in the kingdom and so powerful that you discovered all there was to discover at the time. So, utterly bored but unwilling to die, you decided to freeze yourself in time for a thousand years. After you unfreeze you find yourself in a modern information age world.
"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"
"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"
"The treasure is dirt?" "Yup, magic dirt, absolutely anything planted in it will grow and bear fruit"
Every 500 years, the dragon who founded the Academy arrives to choose a student to tutor directly. You are the weakest mage on record and she has chosen you.
As far you can tell, you're one of the few "regular" folks left in the royal court. Everyone with any notoriety, influence, or special abilities seems to have been replaced by one of what you call "the isekai people", none of whom seem to realize that they're not the only one like them here.
As far you can tell, you're one of the few "regular" folks left in the royal court. Everyone with any notoriety, influence, or special abilities seems to have been replaced by one of what you call "the isekai people", none of whom seem to realize that they're not the only one like them here.
El flipbook que necesito
I'm overcaffeinated and underloved
it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!
(from an American Girls book)
chillin on a Saturday night
Puki do u support trans ppl
My mom made Hungarian chicken soup, do u guys want some
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.