We As A Community Do Not Talk About Mike's Stupid Ass Smile When He Realizes He Was Staring At His Lips

we as a community do not talk about mike's stupid ass smile when he realizes he was staring at his lips LMAOOO stupid ass

Stu and Billy *making out, Billy's hands in Stu's hair and Stu's hands up Billy's shirt, both panting and moaning, trying to reach every inch of each other*

Randy *in the corner doing their essays*

Randy: It will be fun, they said, but honestly I'm just even more lonely- WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THE KNIFE COME FROM

I feel like Stu would have called Billy by his full first name sometimes, like just to fuck with him or something 😭

Like they'd be planning the murders and Billy would say something and Stu would be like 'ok, sure William' and then Stu would run away laughing while Billy chases him with the knife.

MY GODDAMN PRIDE AND JOY FINALLY WENT ON SALE 🥹

Just another day in the Glade

Thomas, running: NEWT! Newt: Sssh, Chuck is sleeping Thomas: Oh, sorry Newt: What's up shank? Thomas, whispering: The Homestead is on fire

Newt: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thomas: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Newt: ... Newt: You mean ring bearER, right? Thomas: ... Newt: Tommy, look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.