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Harry: [in a crowd and can't find Ron] this calls for drastic measures

Harry: [uses hands like a megaphone] HERMIONE GRANGER IS UGLY

Draco: [appears out of nowhere] what the bLOODY FUCK DID YOU SAY

Harry: [blinks] what

Draco: [blinks] what

Harry: I don't know what i expected but that was not it

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The Signs As Percy Jackson Quotes

ARIES: “I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. ‘You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.’”

TAURUS: “'God alert!’ Blackjack yelled. “It’s the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. “The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

GEMINI: Why can’t you place a blessing like that on us?” I asked.

“It only works on wild animals.”

“So it would only affect Percy,” Annabeth reasoned.

“Hey!” I protested.

CANCER: You weren’t able to talk sense into him?“ Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.” I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.

LEO: “You seem to be clean,” Terminus decided. “Do you have anything to declare?” “Yes,” Percy said. “I declare that this is stupid.

VIRGO: As for my brothers,” Zeus said, “we are thankful”-he cleared his throat like the words were hard to get out-“erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.”

LIBRA: He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die!

SCORPIO: Wow,“ Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.” “He’s the sun god,” I said. “That’s not what I meant.

SAGITTARIUS: “That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” “Which one is me?” I asked. “The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. “Oh, shut up.”

CAPRICORN: What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades’ underwear?

AQUARIUS: Behold!“ Percy shouted. “The god’s chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

PISCES: Dreams like a podcast, Downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.” “Apollo?” I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad. He put his finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” “A god named Fred?

Source: Goodreads

hermione: [in a crowd and can't find draco] merlin i really don't want to do this but—

hermione: [uses hands as a megaphone] HERMIONE GRANGER SUCKS

draco: [from across the room] what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

hermione: there he is

Draco: *trying to find Hermione in a crowd* where the hell are you Granger

Draco: *raises voice* HOUSE ELVES DON'T DESERVE RIGHTS

Hermione: SAY THAT AGAIN I FUCKING DARE YOU

Draco: there she is