Every Morning I Wake Up And I Have To Carry My 20 Inch Massive Penis Over My Shoulder So It Doesnt Drag

Every morning I wake up and I have to carry my 20 inch massive penis over my shoulder so it doesn’t drag on the floor, I go to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I need to aim my penis in the urinal(they built a different urinal for me) because if I piss in the commod my penis will drop into the water(which is nasty). Every time I go to school I need to make sure I hide it properly so I wear large hoodies and utilize my penis as my belt. It takes me 2 hours to shower just so i can clean my penis properly, everytime I masturbate my cum releases from my penis the day after because the travel distance is so long. When I get an erection, the blood flow to my legs completely stops and I cannot stand or move. Every girl I’ve had a chance to be with has been scared of me and ran away crying. This is the life of a 20 inch monster penis haver.

When she pushes against my chest cause it's getting too deep so I push her legs back and force it in deeper

Hello, I really liked your fate story of Cuu Lancer. Can I ask for another one from cuu worried lancer x strong and reckless teacher please ah yes with romance please

Sure pookie😘

“Little lady”

Prompt- Cú’s your servant in the war- and your his master, your headstrong and ambitious demeanor can sometimes worry him, so he feels like he always has to keep an eye out for you so you don’t get into trouble, but he’s not complaining- especially when it comes to you. 😘

Warnings- none really, just fluff and a lil suggestiveness. 🩵💙

You were in the kitchen attempting to make food- but it was a little hard because of your wrist. After the battle with caster, you and Lancer came out mostly unscathed, spare for your wrist. It was just sprained, but still it irritated you.

And your insistent flirty lancer servant won’t drop the subject. 🤭

“C’mon little lady, just relax on the couch and maybe I can make you feel any better?” He asks you, creeping up on you from behind and carefully guiding your injured wrist to the seasoning cabinet.

“Cú, I’m fine.” You huff out, annoyed with him. But secretly you love when he’s concerned for you. It’s so cute.

He rolls his eyes and scoffs, backing off of you and leaning against the counter, his hands resting on the edge of it

“Oh c’mon pretty lady- you aren’t usually this feisty.” He says with a cocky smirk, making you roll your eyes and suppress a grin from forming on your face. His smile really is infectious. And it’s annoying.

“It’s because of my wrist. Look,” you pause, holding up your sprained wrist, resting in a makeshift sling. “Now I look like a gay person.” You relax your wrist and let it drop.

“See?” You ask him, holding up your hand,

He narrows his eyes playfully at you, mischief glinting in those red eyes of his.

“Hm, so maybe you need more help.” He smirks down at you, gently moving you to the side and helping you make your lunch, despite your protests.

“Stop pretending you don’t like my attention, you clearly do. And I like haven’t a pretty lady like you as my master, so sit there and look pretty, ‘Kay?” He says, more an order than a question.

“-Uh!” You say surprised- looking at him, not expecting the compliment, you obliged nonetheless and sit down on the big kitchen counter next to him.

“Oh? Now you’re moving closer huh?” He whispers in your ear, making you blush furiously and you poke his head away and point at the stove where he’s currently cooking for you.

“Yep. Wanted to make sure you’re doing it right.” You quip, coming out more sarcastically than intended.

“I can do a lot of other things right, especially activities involving a bed.” He winks at you, teasing you.

This damn man.

“Keep dreaming lover boy.”

*sigh* fuck.

Can’t stop thinking of Toji- (nsfw Drabble)

God this man’s so my fine I want him to suffocate me with his man boobs.

How he makes a Spotify playlist for the both of you during sex that you guys play.

And he hits every single beat of every song, but he’s fucking you. Relentless and fast.

“Ngh- baby- slow d-down!” You cry out, nails raking down his back, lewd moans spilling from your lips as his hips slam into yours over and over again.

That damn smirk appears on his face again, and right on cue, he’s fucking you like a pornstar. Over and over and over, hitting that sweet spot, and rubbing your clit making you squeeze his already massive cock, your eyes wide open and pupils dilated from the pleasure, your mouth forming a O shape.

“What’s wrong princess? Don’t like the song? Tsk, I’ll help you change your mind.” He purrs in your ear, rutting into you again and again like a starved man.

God how long was this gonna last? You don’t know but god you didn’t want it to end.

“T-Toji so close- ah!” You cry out when he slams back into you, nearly knocking the wind out of your lungs, your eyes roll back in pleasure, coming around him, legs shaking and nails digging into his back, nearly drawing blood.

“Like that baby? Lemme fuck you right, m’kay?”

every girl should wake up everyday to this icon and an extra 5k in her bank account and black coffee served to her in bed and also a mouth between her thighs. if u even care 🎀