I Feel Like Calling Dave Good Boy In Bed Would Probably Be Like The Cheat Code To Get Him Off Like Instantly.

I feel like calling Dave good boy in bed would probably be like the cheat code to get him off like instantly. Like the tiniest crumb of praise and this man has just fucking melted

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no emails for puppy please please i beg of thee no more no emails for puppy............ please..... have mercy.........

jeff outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when i started at newgrounds you were still in high school, isn't that weird?

dave, so drunk and horny he can't stand straight: can yuo put that out on me

sooo embarrassing to like a shitty little guy. ill log on here and talk about how he’s a loser all day long but then i see other people be slightly more mean to him than i am and i’m like noo he’s actually cool and competent in his little niche. he’s presumably capable of empathy. he could bring his partner to orgasm. if he wanted to