The Sommelier.

The Sommelier.

Derren Brown with a hint of Baudelaire...

After Infinity War...

*gritted teeth* OH GOOD I get to make this a DIPTYCH.

Death in Svartalfheim.

Like Death In Venice, but less expensive.

Abstract Doggle in the Sun

A faintly Medusa-like depiction of the splendidly embittered and flamboyant Duc d'Orléans.

INFINITY BOLLOCKS SPOILERS

Don’t know how to respond to a post on this benighted thing, but indeed dear fellow @helayes, I feel your pain to the degree that I spent yesterday at the bottom of a bottle, and now have a bastard behind the eyes, the viciousness of which is nothing in comparison to the seething, rage-addled despair and bitterness I have over the pointless death of a magnificent, complex, Shakespearian character, all for shock value and giving a leg-up to a CGI monstrosity with all the depth of a fucking ice tray.

If your villain isn’t sinister and believable enough by writing alone, don’t scrawl your bloody crayons all over a masterpiece.