BSD Ability Based Pickup Lines

BSD ability based pickup lines

I could be your RashouMAN

Oh you're into otherworldly immortal beings? I'm actually no longer human, so..

I could be the beast beneath YOUR moonlight iykwim

Oh you don't have a dirty mind? Allow me to corrupt you

They may say all men are created equal, but damn, I think you're above all the rest

Girl, if you were a falling camellia, I would pick you up and hold you gently because you deserve it

After I'm done with you we're gonna need thou shalt not die iykwim

If you're demon snow, then winters my favorite season

Do I have ultra deduction? Cause I can deduce that you're a solid 10/10

Little fellas

Dazai is pretending to try to figure out how to make something (he already knows how, he just doesn't put in the effort to do it right in order to procrastinate) and Kunikida sees and goes up behind him, wrapping his arms around Dazai's waist and holding his hands to have him do all the steps, and at the end Kunikida is like "Do you understand now?" And Dazai's staring at him blankly and going "No, I need help again."

I hope that one day I get haiku botted but over a dumb post

If i were to sacrifice a slice of cheese by putting it on my tongue before taking cough syrup do you think it would stop me from tasting it

Cheese on tongue, shot glass the syrup, no tasting it

Akutagawa on my honeycomb kindness octagon