Hey, Me And My Boyfriend, We Love Each Other To Moon And Back. But I Heard Him Saying To His Friends

Hey, me and my boyfriend, we love each other to moon and back. But i heard him saying to his friends that he loves me, but it was his fantasy about being with a greaser with a leather jacket and a slick back hairstyle. But i am a sweet nerdy guy, not rugged thug. Can you transform me into one.

You murmur to yourself as you slouch through the crowded street, "Why am I always just some scrawny, sweet nerdy guy? Why can't I be more… impressive?" Your voice is barely audible, lost in the hum of the city.

As you step into the Enigma Emporium, you hear a sharp snaaaappp behind you. The sound is like the crack of a whip, snapping your attention to the cluttered chaos that greets you. The store is a labyrinth of old clothes and forgotten trinkets, with racks spilling over and objects strewn haphazardly. Vintage film posters peel off the walls, while vinyl records are scattered like forgotten dreams. A thick layer of dust hangs in the air, shimmering in the dim, flickering light. The air smells of old leather and mildew.

With your head hung low, you move almost in a daze, your feet shuffling over the worn floorboards. Each step feels heavy, weighted by the burden of your self-doubt. Just as you begin to lose yourself in the disarray, a voice breaks the silence.

"Ah, tsk, tsk, tsk. I see there is trouble in paradise." You look up to see a short but strikingly handsome man, dressed in a crisp red suit that contrasts sharply with the shop’s disheveled state. His eyes are intense, like they could see right through you.

"He wants something rougher, tougher, and more brooding, yes?" He says, his gaze piercing through you. “Back aisle, way back. You’ll find a closet with exactly what you need. Come on. Quick as you like.”

With a sense of urgency, he gestures towards the back. You nod, almost mechanically, and follow his direction. As you pass racks of clothing, you notice old film posters and dusty vinyl collections. The further you go, the darker the store becomes, the light dimming until it's barely more than a shadow.

A faint, warm glow from an Edison bulb catches your eye, barely illuminating a tattered curtain at the very end of the aisle. “This must be the closet,” you think to yourself, pushing the curtain aside.

The small space is dimly lit, barely illuminated by the soft glow of the bulb. Your eyes adjust to find a red leather jacket, battered and worn, hanging there like a relic. It’s odd—how could this jacket possibly make any difference?

Yet, you find yourself drawn to it. You pick it up without hesitation, and before you fully understand why, you’re standing in front of a mirror, the jacket now draped over your shoulders. A coy smile curls on your lips as you look at yourself. The moment you fasten the jacket, a sudden and almost imperceptible snap echoes in your mind. It’s as though your very thoughts are being erased, each memory popping like balloons, floating away into nothingness. Your first date with your boyfriend? Gone. The hours spent poring over Spider-Man comics? Disappeared. Your once-innocent crush on Chris Evans? It fills you with a sudden, sharp revulsion.

As your old self seems to fade away, a new sensation takes over. Your muscles begin to contract and swell with raw power. Your biceps bulge, veins straining under your skin as they grow, the definition becoming more pronounced. Your triceps, once lean, now ripple with strength. Your pecs expand, pushing out against the fabric, becoming solid, sculpted. Your once slender waist broadens as your muscles tighten, and your buttocks, too, swell with a new, impressive roundness.

As you stare at your reflection, your newly-bulging biceps flex in the red leather jacket, a surge of cocky satisfaction floods your being. The jacket, now a perfect fit, accentuates every curve and swell of your transformed physique. Your eyes, once a dull brown, now glow with an unnatural red hue, reflecting the newfound confidence and raw power surging through you.

A grin spreads across your face as you catch sight of yourself—there’s a devilish spark in your eyes, and the jacket seems to vibrate with a life of its own. Ignoring the odd little man who helped you find this jacket, you storm out of the shop, your footsteps echoing with a newfound authority. Your presence fills the space, demanding attention. The store’s dim light gives way to the harsh daylight outside, but even the sun seems to dim in comparison to your radiance.

You reach into the pocket of your leather jacket and pull out a flask, the metal glinting in the sunlight. Without a second thought, you unscrew the top and take a swig of whiskey. The liquid burns as it slides down your throat, a fiery warmth spreading through your chest and igniting your muscles with an intense, invigorating heat. The whiskey, like a catalyst, accelerates your transformation.

Your face begins to shift and harden, the contours of your jawline sharpening into a chiseled, almost glass-like precision. A five o’clock shadow, dark and rugged, deepens into a five-day shadow, enhancing your masculine edge. Your once smooth skin now bears a rugged, sun-baked tan, adding to your tough-guy aesthetic. The scar above your left eyebrow, faint and mysterious, now stands out more prominently, hinting at a past full of battles and brawls.

You feel your height increasing, your stature becoming more imposing. Broad shoulders expand even more, stretching the jacket tight across your back. Your neck thickens, now capable of holding up your newfound power with ease. Your biceps swell further, bulging impressively against the sleeves of the jacket. Your forearms grow thick and powerful, veins bulging as they pulse with life and energy.

As you check out the muscles in your chest, you notice the defined pecs pushing out proudly, creating a powerful, almost intimidating silhouette. Your abs, once just a hint of definition, now present a solid six-pack that ripples with every breath. The muscles in your legs are equally formidable, with strong quads and calves that attest to your newfound strength and endurance.

With each step, your swagger becomes undeniable. You walk with a confident strut, the leather jacket making you feel like an unstoppable force. You exude a raw charisma that blends arrogance with confidence. The swagger in your stride is punctuated by the occasional flick of your head, the tousled hair giving you a perpetually defiant look. Your gaze, shielded by a pair of aviator sunglasses, still pierces through with a steely intensity.

You find yourself walking through the doors of some loud club, women and men stare at you as you walk in. You know they're just jealous of your looks, your old boyfriend is a distant memory. You pull yourself up to the bar, demanding a shot from the waitress. Your eyes linger on her tits clinging to her tight t-shirt as she approaches with a smirk on her face.

"Hey there, handsome," she says in a sultry voice that makes your heart race. "What can I get for you?"

You lean forward and whisper, "I'd like whatever it is that's been keeping me awake at night." She blows you off with an eye roll before turning away to serve another customer. As she hands over the drink, you can't help but notice how tightly her t-shirt clings to her body - especially around those ample breasts that seem begging for release from their confines. Your lips curl into a smirk as lustful thoughts begin dancing through your mind. But quickly, you find yourself chatting with some even hotter Latina next to you who catches your eye immediately upon entering the room - long black hair cascading down past her shoulders; full lips painted red; curves that could stop traffic if they weren't already moving too fast for anyone but themselves!

As she laughs at one of your jokes, all thoughts of being polite or respectful fly out the window because this woman deserves nothing less than complete disrespect from someone like yourself - an arrogant prick who thinks he has everything figured out just by looking at himself in mirror every morning while brushing his teeth after waking up next door neighbor girl, some new girl to the city who never knew better then to fuck with a fucker like you.

You shamelessly flirt with the Latina, telling her all about your band and how we're going to be the next big thing. You know you're full of shit, but she doesn't seem to mind. In fact, she seems more interested in you now that she knows you have some kind of status or fame. Your antics continue as you order another round of drinks for both of you without even asking if she wants one. When the waitress brings them over, you casually reach into your pocket and pull out a wad of cash big enough to cover both tabs plus tip - just because YOU can! The look on her face is priceless; part shocked disbelief mixed with undeniable lust. It makes your cock twitch beneath those tight jeans.

You take a drag from your cigarette, while leaning closer so only she can hear what comes next: "So tell me babe… What would it take for someone like ME to get YOU outta here tonight?" Your voice is low yet commanding - daring her not only answer truthfully but also accept whatever consequences may come along with it…

As you continue to flirt shamelessly with the Latina, you can't help but brag about your band and how successful it is. "We just got signed to a major label," you say nonchalantly as if it's no big deal. "And we're playing at Madison Square Garden next month." You take another drag from your cigarette before blowing the smoke directly into her face, making sure she knows exactly who she's dealing with - someone used to getting whatever he wants whenever he wants it.

Memories flash through your mind of all the times you treated women like dirt: that one girl who cried when you broke up with her; that other girl who begged for another chance after cheating on her; and then there was… well, let's not go down that road again tonight! But still, here comes this hot Latina standing right in front of you now – what harm could possibly come from having some fun?

You lean closer so only she can hear and whisper seductively into her ear while running a finger down her arm seductively , "I bet my bandmates would love to see what kind of trouble we could get into together…" Your eyes lock onto hers as if daring her not back down from such an offer.

Hi ! I'm in my late twenties and even though I am gay I feel deep inside my body slowly growing the need to breed, to procreate and to become a father. I sometimes imagine myself being the proud father of a large number of children, especially sons who I would want to raise to become just like their dad. A voice is my head is saying being more fatherly would also imply conservative values for my family. I even start saying dumb dad jokes ! Why do I have these weird thoughts ? What's happening to me ?

You try running for a run, to escape the voice in your head, but it's no use. In the echo chamber of your mind, the authoritative voice resounds with formidable clarity: “Hard work isn’t just an option; it’s a way of life. God rewards diligence.” This booming mantra reverberates through your consciousness, each repetition sharpening the focus of your resolve. As you stand there, time etches itself into your form, drawing lines of experience across your face. Gradually, you grow taller, your stature stretching to 6'3". As you inch up further and further, so do the hands of time as you age another 15 years.

Suddenly, a loud, almost seismic “snaaaaaaaaaap” echoes within, a jolt that propels you into the next phase of your evolution. The words, “Push through the pain; it’s a test of your willpower. God rewards perseverance,” crash through your mind like a tidal wave. Your body, now a canvas of relentless effort, begins to shift and strain under the pressure of burgeoning muscle. Every fiber feels as though it’s being stretched and molded by an unseen sculptor, each muscle knotting into a symphony of power.

The pain is intense, a constant ache that pulses with each movement. It’s as though your entire being is being remade—muscles taut and sinewy, straining against the confines of your skin. Your body groans under the weight of its new form, but it’s a pain laced with a profound sense of purpose. You can feel the strain of each bicep and the tightening of every muscle as if they’re being reshaped into an indomitable fortress.

Your physique emerges as a testament to unyielding discipline and strength. Broad, chiseled shoulders frame a chest that stands as a bulwark of resilience. Your biceps, now monumental, seem carved from the very essence of fortitude, and your legs, thick and powerful, mirror the strength of ancient tree trunks. A layer of body hair, coarse and rugged, adorns your chest and arms, adding a raw, primal edge to your formidable presence.

As you scratch out your newly formed beard, the sensation is both foreign and exhilarating. You think of your beautiful Christian wife, her face a beacon of love and support through this journey. The teachings of the Church resonate deeply within you, their guidance imbuing your actions with a sacred purpose. Each scripture and lesson reinforces the bedrock of your faith, propelling you to embody the virtues of diligence, perseverance, and strength.

Your face now carries the marks of years of dedication—a square jaw honed by hard work, high cheekbones reflecting a lifetime of effort, and eyes that pierce with an intensity born from unshakable conviction. Your hair, thick and often styled with a disciplined precision, frames your face with a dignified authority. When you smile, it’s a rare, warm expression that conveys a deep, fatherly pride.

A shimmering golden cross materializes around your neck, the metal searing against your skin with a fiery heat that sends waves of anguish and ecstasy coursing through your body. With each inhale, you can feel the cross pulsing and throbbing, its sacred power saturating your every cell. ou are a force of nature, wrapped in the strict discipline of a devout faith. Your principles are unwavering, guiding each decision with a moral compass that is both stern and compassionate. The respect you command is not just a result of your physical prowess, but also a reflection of your deep commitment to your family and faith. The more you wear it, the more your hatred for anything not pure and righteous grows.

Your pleasant smile twists into a sneer as the image of those vile faggots on the TV flashes before your eyes. Disgusting perverts, corrupting society with their filthy lifestyles. Just looking at them makes your blood boil. You snatch your phone from your pocket, the screen lighting up as you access the most toxic corners of the internet, consumed by rage at the very mention of those deviants.

"Those weak-minded liberal degenerates need to be put in their place," you growl, channel surfing until you find the most revolting news programs. "This country was founded on Christian values, and I won't stand for anyone threatening to tear that away from us! Those fake Christians and their progressive ideals have to be destroyed."

As you rant at the screen, feeling a primal urge rising within you, your wife Chastity comes slithering up behind you. The feel of her huge tits pressing against your rock-hard muscles elicits a deep groan of pleasure, her presence stoking the fire of your righteous fury. Chastity reaches around to cup and squeeze your growing bulge as she leans in to purr in your ear.

"Baby, Daddy's getting so big and strong for GoD… Does it turn you on when I talk about our blessed marriage? How He'll guide us to the proper path?" Her sultry tone mingles with the anger still simmering beneath the surface. The two feelings war within you as you grind against her pillowy breasts, the pain of the cross burning in your throat only fueling the pleasure.

"Damn straight, woman" you say gruffly, your hand coming down to possessively grab her tit through her shirt. "But some of these queers are too far gone to save. Maybe I should take matters into my own hands…"

Your hungry gaze rakes over Chastity's voluptuous curves, lingering on the tantalizing swell of her breasts straining against her blouse. The cross around your neck seems to pulse in time with the throbbing ache building between your legs. "Fuck, Chastity, you're so damn sexy," you growl, your hands coming up to roughly grab and squeeze her tits, relishing the way her nipples stiffen beneath your palms. "I'm gonna absolutely destroy this needy cunt tonight…"

Chastity just giggles and wiggles her plump ass against your rapidly hardening cock, driving you wild with lust and righteous fury. "Ooh, Angel, I can't wait to worship this big, strong Daddy of ours!" she squeals, her fingers pawing greedily at your chiseled pecs. "Mmm, God is going to fill our house with so many beautiful babies!"

The sheer intensity of your desire and devotion to the Almighty pushes you to the brink as you imagine bending Chastity over the kitchen counter and pounding into her fertile womb, ensuring that not a single shred of unrighteous DNA will enter your offspring. Your heavy balls churn with the holy seed, ready to impregnate your perfect wife…

"Mmmm, I'd love nothing more than being round with your baby boy," Chastity breathes, grinding her thick thighs together as she cups your straining erection. "We'll be so happy together, teaching those wicked sinners the power of our pure love" Her dirty talk nearly undoes you right there on the spot. Grabbing her wrist, you yank her hand down to wrap around your aching shaft, groaning as she strokes you off with desperate need. The depraved picture of ravaging your wife's cunt with the unholy fervor of a zealot sends you hurtling to the brink.

My friend and I growing up used to be super close. Gradually, we grew apart- he became our college's star hockey player and I got really into my academics. We'd still hang out at times and catch up. But of course, when I came out as gay, he grew even more distant. He's definitely more conservative and all for traditional values. I'm wondering if there's anything that can be done to help us get closer or make him more accepting?

The ping of your cellphone slices through the comfort of your lazy afternoon, snapping you out of your couch-induced trance. You glance at the screen and see your friend’s text: “You bro, come and join us at the bar. It’ll be fun!” You roll your eyes, half annoyed by the thought of hanging out with his hockey buddies, but you’re about to decline when another message pops up: “Bro! Come be a part of the team for once.”

A sharp, almost electric snnnaaaaaapppp echoes in your head. It feels like a burst of static electricity that jolts your brain. The noise reverberates through your skull, amplifying until it’s a persistent hum, gradually morphing into a dull, throbbing headache. And yet, despite the growing discomfort, an involuntary thrill courses through you. Without thinking, your fingers tap out an eager, “Sure dude!” in response.

You leap off the couch with a surprising surge of energy. It’s as if the weight of your weariness has been replaced by a sudden, almost manic vigor. As you stand, the noise in your head escalates—crowds roaring, cheers echoing, and the grunts of men clashing on the ice. It feels as if your entire mind is vibrating with the chaotic excitement of a hockey game, and you’re caught in the thrall of it.

As you head out toward the bar, you don’t notice the subtle transformation occurring in your stride. There’s a noticeable swagger to your step now, a confident bounce that wasn’t there before. Your body starts to change almost imperceptibly at first. Your muscles swell, gaining size and definition with every step. Your biceps grow fuller and more defined, bulging with newfound strength. Your chest expands, the pecs pushing out like armor. Your abs harden into a chiseled six-pack, each muscle segment sharply defined. Your quads expand and become more solid, each muscle twitching and flexing with power. The sensation is intense—painful yet exhilarating—as your old, less impressive physique burns away, replaced by this powerful new form.

The noise in your head morphs again. Your face gradually hardens into a more brutish, battle-scarred visage, a look that suggests you’ve seen and survived many fights. A cocky, self-assured sneer spreads across your face, reflecting a confidence that borders on arrogance. Your thoughts shift from academic pursuits to the roar of sports and the adrenaline of the game.

The intellectual details that once occupied your mind fade into the background. Instead, your brain is awash with the sounds of hockey games, strategies, and workout techniques. You can vividly picture the muscles working and straining. Your biceps curl with power, your quads flex with a thrilling strength, each movement of your body is a testament to raw physicality. Your mind is filled with knowledge of how to perfect each muscle group—details that were once part of a distant realm of fitness now dominate your thoughts.

As you step into the bar, dark thoughts of asserting dominance, of being the loudest and most impressive presence in the room, draw you closer. The old self fades away, replaced by a new identity. Your body and mind are now perfectly aligned with the persona of the ultimate bro—loud, confident, and entirely absorbed in the thrill of the moment. You feel a surge of energy as you stride into the bar, your friend's voice cutting through the din. "Sidney! Sids, over here bro!" The name feels foreign for a moment, but then you chuckle. Of course that's your name, you think, shaking your head at your own momentary lapse. You make your way over to your buddies, who are already hooting and hollering at the hockey game playing on the big screen TVs. As you plop down on the barstool next to them, you feel it shift under your weight. These muscles are no joke, you think to yourself with a smirk, flexing your bicep subtly.

Your friend leans over to you, his eyes glued to the scantily clad waitress making her way through the crowd. "Dude, check out the tits on that waitress," he says with a wolfish grin. You shake your head, rolling your eyes. He knows you're gay, but the moment you lock eyes with the waitress's ample cleavage, it's like a switch flips in your brain. Suddenly, your faggy lifestyle feels like a distant memory, a bad dream you've finally woken up from. "Broooooo!" you shout back at him, slapping him on the back. "I need to motorboat those puppies!"

You and your friend fall into easy conversation, your thoughts twisting and turning to match the conservative, traditional values of your hockey team. You feel a surge of pride as you think about them dominating on the ice, hollering and cheering with your buddies. When the waitress comes back around, you demand a round of shots for you and your bros, your voice booming over the din of the bar. The waitress looks at you with a mix of fear and awe, her eyes widening at the sight of your bulging muscles. You smirk, feeling powerful and in control.

As the night goes on, you find yourself getting more and more into the game, your blood pumping with adrenaline and alcohol. You're on your feet, shouting and cheering with your friends, the rest of the bar fading away until it's just you and your team on the ice. You feel a sense of belonging, of camaraderie, that you've never felt before. This is where you're meant to be, you think, surrounded by your bros, supporting your team, living life to the fullest. You raise your shot glass in a toast, your voice ringing out over the crowd. "To the boys!" you shout, downing the shot in one gulp. "Let's fucking dominate!"

My boyfriend and I are in a loving relationship, but we're both pretty crappy when it comes to handy work. His car broke down and its going to cost a lot of money. I wish there was a way I could fix it for him.

Standing over your boyfriend's car, frustration radiates from you. The engine's persistent sputtering and the vague sense of impending doom around the vehicle's state of disrepair have you fuming. You snatch your cellphone from your pocket, desperate to find a mechanic who can rescue you from this mess. Just as you're scrolling through contact lists and Google searches, you hear a sudden, jarring snaaappppp—like a rubber band stretched too far and snapping back.

Your eyes widen in shock as your phone starts to ooze a thick, greasy substance. It spreads quickly, coating your hand and dripping onto your clothes. Before you can react, the greasy ooze starts to morph your outfit into something far more rugged: your pristine attire transforms into a pair of smelly, workout overalls. They’re stained with gasoline and grease, clinging to you with a damp, pungent odor. You take a deep breath and let out a long, appreciative “Damnnnn boy,” as the smell of oil and sweat fills your nostrils.

You notice your Adam's apple swelling, protruding noticeably from your throat, and your voice deepening into a gravelly, rough baritone. Your body begins to shift, growing more muscular with each passing second. Muscles ripple across your arms and chest, your frame expanding and filling out with a newfound bulk. The greasy substance seems to seep into your skin, making you more rugged and burly, covered in a light smattering of body hair that adds to the overall gruff appearance.

As the transformation settles, you can almost feel your brain getting fuzzier, your intellectual thoughts slipping away like oil from a pan. It’s like your mind is getting slicked over with a thick layer of grease, making way for raw mechanical instinct. Your focus narrows to the car, and suddenly, you're a whirlwind of efficiency and strength.

With a clank and a clang, you dive into the engine bay, your hands working with a dexterity and precision that seem almost superhuman. You tighten bolts, replace parts, and clean out the grime with an almost absurd ease. The car groans and purrs under your skilled touch, its problems vanishing one by one.

Finally, with a resounding thud, you slam the hood shut, the metal reverberating with the impact. As you step back, a loud, obnoxious fart escapes from you—one of those deep, rumbling, unabashed ones that make the ground shake. You chuckle to yourself, a deep, throaty laugh that matches your newfound persona. You feel a lightness as any last vestiges of smarts, those pesky remnants of your former self, seem to float away, carried off on the smell of exhaust and the echo of your laughter.

In this new state, you stand proudly next to the now-purring car, your greasy, muscled form the epitome of auto-mechanical prowess. You look up and down at your former boyfriend, who now stands at his car looking at you with contempt. Your mind twists and turns, forgetting the fact that the two of you dated. In fact, you think this guy is nothing but a no good city liberal faggot, who can't even fix his own car.

You saunter over to him, a smirk playing on your lips. You extend your hand for a handshake, but he just asks, "How much for the repairs buddy?" You give him a look over, realizing that this preppy son of a bitch is probably pretty loaded. "Goin' be $2,500. Cash," you say with a grin.

He hands you the money without a second thought and drives off. You just chuckle, pocketing the cash. This was going to go a long way at the nudie bar down the street. You couldn't wait to get off work and start throwing dollar bills at those strippers. Nothing you loved more than cracking open a cold beer and watching some dumb blonde whore shake her titties.

You head inside the garage, whistling a tune. The day's work was almost done, and you had a nice stack of cash to show for it. You wipe the grease off your hands and grab a fresh beer from the mini-fridge. Popping it open, you take a long swig, the cold liquid refreshing after a hard day's work.

The strip club was already starting to fill up when you arrived. You grab a seat right up front, slamming your fist on the table to get the attention of the waitress. "Keep 'em comin'," you say, sliding a crisp $100 bill across to her. She gives you a wink and saunters off.

The first dancer of the night takes the stage, a blonde bombshell with tits that could suffocate a man. You lean back in your chair, taking another swig of your beer as she starts to grind to the music. This was your idea of a perfect night - cold beer, hot women, and no one to answer to but yourself. The world was your oyster, and you were going to enjoy every second of it.

I won't lie, I'm really attracted to one of my good friends. He's like one of those all-American jock types. He doesn't know I'm gay though, since I'm generally straight-acting enough. But I don't think I can handle being attracted to him any longer. Is there anything I can do get over him or get him to date me?

You're hanging with your friends in the basement, the music’s thumping, and you’re half lost in your phone, scrolling through messages and memes. You glance up and catch sight of him that All-Ameircan Jock. Piercing Blue eyes. Strong arms. Killer smile. His eyes boring into you with that familiar, goofy grin. “Bro, what up? Looking at me like some sort of fag” he hollers, and suddenly the room’s attention shifts to you.

A loud “snaaaaaaaap” rings in your head, a combination of his booming voice and the blaring music. You can’t help but crack up, the sound of your own laughter echoing off the walls. “Duuuuudeee,” you mumble, barely containing your amusement. You let out a hearty buuuuurrrrrp, the kind that would make your grandma blush. Your buddies burst into laughter, and you take a swig from your beer, feeling the cool liquid slide down your throat. Your speech is a bit slurred, and you add, “Nothing bro, like, uhhh, damn Sarah's been blowing up my phone, can't get enough of the Drake-ster. Hahahaha.”

Your phone is now going berserk—DMs, texts, and Snaps are flooding in, creating a chaotic flurry of notifications. As you’re laughing, your body starts to feel weirdly tingly, like you’re inflating. Your muscles and fat begin to balloon, your shirt stretching tighter across your expanding frame. You rub your beard absentmindedly, feeling the coarse hairs against your fingertips. Your pecs are growing, jutting out with a mix of impressive muscle and soft flab. Your ass swells into massive globes, and as you shift in your seat, a loud fart escapes, echoing like a foghorn through the basement.

“Whoa, did that just shake the house?” you laugh, the sound of your own joke only making you laugh harder. Your friends are howling with laughter, clutching their sides and trying to catch their breath.

You start shouting for more shots, the words tumbling out in a slurred, enthusiastic mess. “Shots, shots, shots! Who’s with me?” You’re hitting on girls with exaggerated confidence, talking about your gym routine like you’re a personal trainer on a caffeine high. “Man, if you’re not benching like me, you’re missing out! You gotta feel the burn, bro!”

Sweat pours from your forehead, mingling with the beer and greasy food you’ve been devouring. The room is now thick with the smell of gym sweat, fatty foods, and spilled beer. It’s a stench that’s impossible to ignore, and you’re the epicenter of it all, grinning wide as you embrace the chaos.

“Yo, I’m telling you, I’m like a walking gym towel right now!” you exclaim, wiping the sweat off your face with your sleeve. The sweat and stench only add to the raucous atmosphere, making the party a wild blend of obnoxious fun and frat bro antics.

Your laugh is a hearty, boisterous sound that fills the room. It's contagious and always seems to draw people in, especially your bros. They love hearing you tell stories about the good old days at the frat house, like that time you guys tied up the pledge master with duct tape and threw him into a keg of beer. Or when you all snuck into that strip club and got thrown out for getting wasted and getting too close with some of the girls.

You receive a text from Betty, the redheaded secretary you've been banging on your desk after hours. She sends you a picture of herself wearing nothing but high heels and a smile, her long hair cascading down around her face. Your dick immediately starts to harden at the thought of what could happen tonight.

You pull out your phone and show it to your bros, who erupt into laughter once again at the sight of Betty's naked body on display. They all know about your little secret affair and they love teasing you about it - especially when they see how turned on you get just by looking at those pictures!

"Damn man," one of them says between chuckles, "she really knows how to work that body for ya." The rest join in with their own comments as they high-five each other over their shared appreciation for such an entertaining distraction from their otherwise mundane lives.

You stand up, towering over your bros with your muscular frame and jiggling fat. You can't help but feel like a fucking stud as you prepare to leave for your sidepiece Betty. Your all-American jock friend catches you looking at him and he gives you a knowing smirk.

"Quit staring at me, fag!" You shout with laughter, feeling the tension between the two of you dissipate into good-natured ribbing. As much as it pains them to see their alpha male friend succumbing to temptation outside of their little circle, they also know how important it is for men like yourself to get some release every now and then - especially when there are women like Betty waiting in the wings!

Transform me from a Southeast Asian Urban Design student/nerd into a typical Dutch Jock. Tired of caring about those folks, might as well join their ranks

You know, manners are everything. This reads less like an ask, and more like a demand. Can't say the powers will take too kindly to that.

You’re hit with a visceral shockwave, a loud snaaaaaapppp that reverberates through your brain like a thunderclap. In the echoing corridors of your mind, memories cascade with a feverish intensity—football games where you were the star, grueling training sessions where you pushed yourself to the limit, and the electrifying thrill of flirting with girls. Each recollection fuels a transformation, muscles bulging and hardening with every echo of a cheering crowd and the thrill of victory.

But amidst the roaring triumph, a sharp, jarring craaaaaaacccck cuts through, like the splintering of a fragile shell. This new sound ushers in a wave of memories that hit harder and heavier. You're suddenly transported back to that fateful game during your sophomore year of college, the sharp pain of your knee snapping, the sensation of your future slipping away. The memory is vivid, almost visceral—the fracture, the tumble into uncertainty. It’s intertwined with another crushing realization: flunking out of college, feeling like you could never quite put two and two together, stumbling through academic challenges that seemed insurmountable.

As the past plays out in your mind, there’s an unsettling slow-motion effect. Your brain feels as though it's dragging through thick fog. Thoughts become clunky and fragmented, with memories replaying the most trivial and embarrassing jokes, their humor flat and forced. You find yourself living in a cramped, crowded apartment in Dallas, Texas—a far cry from the potential you once had.

There’s a growing bitterness in your thoughts, an anger directed at those who seem different or who espouse values that clash with your own. This simmering resentment becomes a part of your identity, mingling with the changes that are happening to your body. The muscles you once proudly built up start to soften and expand, slowly transforming into layers of fat. Your physique, once a symbol of strength, now feels like a burden, a constant reminder of lost opportunities.

Your once-defined arms, capable of throwing a perfect spiral or lifting heavy weights, lose their firmness. They grow flabby and cumbersome, the skin sagging where taut muscle used to be. The biceps that were once admired now bulge inelegantly, their shape obscured by a growing layer of fat. Your chest, once proud and sculpted, expands into a thick, sagging mass that hangs heavily, each breath feeling labored under its weight.

Your waistline follows suit, widening noticeably. Where there were once ridges of abdominal muscles, a soft, unyielding bulge now protrudes, pressing uncomfortably against your waistband. The once-flat stomach now forms a pronounced roll, spilling over your belt and leaving you perpetually uncomfortable in your own clothes.

Now, you see a person whose body is a constant reminder of missed opportunities and a life marred by regret. The formerly muscular physique has become a burden, a physical manifestation of your inner turmoil and bitterness. The muscles that were once your pride are now hidden beneath layers of flesh, a visible sign of how far you’ve fallen from the person you once aspired to be.

You slouch into your routine, drinking cheap beer, scarfing down greasy junk food, and reminiscing about the so-called glory days that seem more distant and unattainable with each passing moment. The weight of your body feels oppressive as you struggle to turn on the TV. The glow of the screen is filled with reruns of shows like Family Guy, their humor dull and repetitive.

A pervasive odor lingers around you, a mix of sweat and neglect, as if you haven’t showered in days. It’s a reminder of how far you’ve fallen from the person you once hoped to be, a stark contrast to the vibrant, ambitious individual you used to be.

"Unf fuckkk…" You let out a groan as you feel your cock stirring beneath the couch cushion, desperately hoping to sink back into some tight young cunt from your glory days. Memories flash through your increasingly mushy brain - lashing a sloppy make-out session in the school hall closet with a bubbly senior named Tiffany. Unbuttoning her skirt with a lustful grin and slipping a hand up to feel those smooth virgin panties.

Suddenly, your newfound self-hatred smashes down like a jackhammer blow. What an idiot you were! Laying claim to her back then and blowing her, sure. But you'll need a lot more than one lame piece of tail. Your fingers reach out of instinct and open the lid of your phone from where it lies scattered around on the coffee table, illuminating a stack of gaudy advertisements - "Get hard! Find hookups near you!", "Gay and In Bisexual Men: Download Now Free!" Shaking your head, you fire up Tinder and begin scrolling with uncharacteristic discretion… Swipe, swipe. Right, right. But no one was going to match with a fat slob like you.