Gotta Be The Top Hat. I Need To Look

Gotta be the top hat. I need to look

fancy 🧐 🎩

while i win, of course

Fuck zodiac signs, what piece you picking?

I’m the groceries and they’re the shopper, if u catch my drift ;)

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

Out of Mind

I think humans want to take care of things. Certainly, we usually care for our children, partners, and family . But also, pets, even the ones that aren't capable of returning our type of affection. And the sheer amount of species we've domesticated over thousands of years count too. The plants on windowsills and community garden plots. The posts that insist "your friends want to help you, it makes them feel good to be useful, let them help you".

I think many of us have an emotional need to care for others, just as much as we need to be cared for.

ahh so THIS is why us gays have the rainbow route on google maps 🌈

bc we can just drive like absolute maniacs serving cunt the whole time. don’t worry guys, geico will save us! 👍