[Image Description: A Picture Of The Planet Earth Against A Black Background]

[Image description: a picture of the planet earth against a black background]

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I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

to anyone who needs a hug right now, I've imbued this post with a hug. in other words after I wrote this post I hugged my phone for 5 minutes, so that energy should cover about 5,000 people

literally do whatever you want for the next ten minutes

if u wanna make a weird noise DO it

wanna lay on the floor and start flailing around DO it

and if you want, you can do whatever you want for more than ten minutes, as long as you're safe you can do whatever you want forever even