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Damira: I don't slump, people. I opposite of slump. I pmuls. That's slump backwards and it's what I do. I pmuls all over this bitch.

Ahvia: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.

Ahvia: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Cat: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Ahvia: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Syl: I pity your dentist.

Ahvia: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

Quig: Rules are made to be broken.

Laudna: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Quig: Uh, piñatas.

Duzz: Glow sticks.

Lua: Karate boards.

Mavis: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Quig: Rules.

Laudna: [flashback] Captain, I'm calling to inform you that I plan to ask your child to marry me, but since it's the distant future, I am not asking you for your permission, as they are not your property, nor would they be mine, if they choose to say yes. They’re a strong independent Chon, and they don't need no woman. That being said, I truly hope they say yes. But it's their decision, so just back off!

Chon: Aww, that was perfect. What did they say?

Laudna: I have no idea, I left a voicemail. I'm terrified of them.

Guy: Do you see me as a father figure, Loki?

Loki: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.

“ I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.”

-Captain Michaelangelo Moonboots McGee