Good Morning

Good morning

The first thing i saw when i woke up and opened tumblr for the first time today.

Achilles was wearing a pink crop top that said BABY SLUT during most of the events of the Iliad but Homer decided not to mention it because it clashed with the heterosexual version of Achilles he was trying to construct.

Happy mens tits monday

happy mens tits monday

Someone said it looks like a meme template and-

This was the first thing that came to me

I'm so sorry

All movies would be better if they were about lesbians

high school musical would be better if it was about lesbians

You should have known you would end up in this situation the moment Asmo said he wanted a 'game night' with you and Solomon in his room.

What else were you expecting from two lust-representing beings?

"The game is simple, MC. We'll blind you and do something and you have to tell whether it's me or Solomon doing it! Sounds simple and fun, right?" Asmo said cheerfully.

"I'm going to temporarily compromise your vision with magic so you can't cheat." Solomon chuckles when you nod.

He murmurs a spell and your vision blurs and darkens. Your heart beats faster. You can already feel their carnal stares burning your skin.

"Guess who's hands are these."

A pair of hands run it's fingers softly up and down your bare arms.

"Solomon."

"Well done. Who is it now?"

A pair hands grazes up and down the sides of your thighs, squeezing gently.

"Asmo."

"You're good at this, MC! Now let's make it a little harder shall we? Let's strip you down because we need more access to your skin okay?"

You nodded. You couldn't possibly deny yourself this pleasure. What were they going to do next? Your head buzzed with possibilities.

"Could you raise your hands for me, MC?" Solomon said quietly in your ear. You obliged. He pulled off your top with ease.

"Now raise your hips for me, darling." Asmo asked, as he pulled down your shorts next. Oh if only you could see the way they looked at you. Your skin tingled at being exposed like this.

"Now who's this?"

You felt a kisses upon your cheek moving to your neck, heated and slow. A pair of hands hold your waist, slowly moving upwards, coming to rest right on your chest. He presses his fingers against your nipples gently.

"S-Solomon."

"Right you are. And now?"

Now a mouth crashed against yours. You open your lips on instinct, let his tongue invade. It tastes like sweet cherries. His hands squeeze your thighs, but he's too impatient. You feel a hand palming your crotch.

"Asmo! Not there!"

"Sorry MC, you look absolutely adorable like this. I couldn't possibly resist."

Solomon chuckles as he pulls you against him. You feel his bare chest on your back. When did he even take off his shirt?

"Now tell us which belongs to who?"

They both guided youe hands to their crotches. Your palm pressed against two erections. You could feel them grow harder against your touch, aching to be thrust inside you.

"I..I can't tell." You played dumb. You knew they'd like that.

"Then perhaps you should taste us now instead. Or feel us in some other part of your body."

You felt them both moving from their positions. And soon you were trapped between them. They flipped you around.

Asmo grinded against you ruthlessly watching Solomon ease his length into your mouth. This is by far the best game night you had in Devildom.

i am so in love with this oh my god, this is so well written!!!! thank you for sending this to me!!!