Patch That Says Dog Bites, Do Not Approach But Its On A Punk Jacket

Patch that says “dog bites, do not approach” but its on a punk jacket

patch that says "service dog do not pet" but its on a punk jacket

Swagtrans

your ride is here

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

Anyway

while im rolling around ideas in my head for a belphie fic... why not some fun nsft headcanons >:)c

mainly sub!belphie stuff

also 18+ only obvi

he's got a small dick, he's not ashamed of it or anything so he doesn't really get turned on at all by sdh, just kinda frustrated, he Will blush and turn away if you call it cute tho

however!! he's got some hefty balls on him!! he cums a bunch too so it's kinda a pain to clean up

he's soooo fucking sensitive, it's like it's his first time being touched Every Time and he doesn't last very long (one pump chump belphie era)

you tweak his nipple? nut

you rub around his prostate? nut

you even Breathe on his dick? NUT (that one is an exaggeration but yknow)

on the plus side!! he's into being overstimulated A Lot so feel free to restrain him a lil and milk a few orgasms out of him, he's so cute all fucked out you won't regret it

he's really into butt stuff, like oh my god do whatever you want with his ass and he'll love it, TORTURE this guy's sweet spot with a vibrator

he's also a biiiit of a masochist (and a brat so he gets his fill =w=) spanking him, either with your hands or something else like a riding crop or ruler, he'll love that, and hopefully you love the look of his soft and round, plush ass being all red and covered in marks

he does enjoy being softly taken care of though!! such a pillow prince, but he's been such a good boy, don't you think he deserves to be spoiled a lil?

K

the official tumblr twitter account just kungpowpenis'd elon on twitter