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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

just had my first shift at the stressful and difficult factory! honestly it was pretty easy and actually quite fun

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

Today's crab is: its tiiiiimmmmeee~

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

oh!! Marcel isn’t a c!ven variant btw. c!ven variants are very rare actually.

i think ill let yall cook on that :]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

This is why I don't animate the serious songs btw

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

mutuals do this!!!!

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

IM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING THIS PHOTO I SAW ON TIKTOK

Everyone when the live got violated

IM ACTUALLY FUCKING CRYING THIS PHOTO I SAW ON TIKTOK

Everyone when the live got violated

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

okay, i need you to listen: you need to care. you need to care. you need to care. in spite of everything, you need to care. despite everything, you need to care. yes yes i know you feel lonely and yes i know how it is to be taught that you need to be cold and distant and always (and i mean always) distrustful of everyone, because who knows, you never know, but you live in a society made by a species whose survival is based almost solely on caring about things. we are not developed to be uncaring. please, you're not weak for caring. please, don't stop caring about things. please, you need to care.