When The Split Plush Comes Out Will You Give Us A Guide On How To Care For It? Pls? My Last Plushie Died

When the split plush comes out will you give us a guide on how to care for it? Pls? My last plushie died in the fireplace I need a care guide :c

Yes don’t you worry i will let you all know how to properly care for your plush banana fruit-taur

(by drowning it, making her bald, dress her up in build-a-bear doll clothing, letting it cook for you then end up burning, placing it in a air-tight bag and sucking the air out so she’s flat, stabbing her, letting your dog drool all over it and rip it to shreds)

I’m an expert no need to worry. heh.

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