What If Mammon's Greed Extended To A Greed For Knowledge And He Just Acted Like A Dumbass Cause He Knows

What if Mammon's greed extended to a greed for knowledge and he just acted like a dumbass cause he knows his brothers have been through so much they kind of needed a comic relief, or an older brother that wasnt so stiff and stern who they could talk to freely, and after some time it just became his personality.

I mean he *was* Lucifer's assistant back in the Celestial Realm.

Ok ok hear me out...

Rat Queen X Barbatos slow burn 👀

Rat Queen (genuinely): Oh he looks so overjoyed to have me here, he's convulsing how adorable

Barbatos: *having a panic attack* oh... yes my lady it's... it's so good to see you and all your.... your.... *choking back a sob* rats.

Rat Queen (just so oblivious to this man's suffering): Oh how cute he's crying he's so happy, Jeremy *gesturing to one of her rats* why don't you gather the others and go give him a hug.

Now whether the Queen is also a rat or just a regular lady with a bunch of rats is up to you but I think it's fun to torture the boys sometimes and my victim today is Barbie

Ngl when I heard about Malleus's overblot and the sleeping curse I thought it wouldn't affect silver as much as the others since he already has a sleeping curse. Since I heard somewhere it was alluded that Silver is a descendant of Aurora and Philip, I thought he'd wake up and face the dragon just like Philip did and it'd be this drama about him having to face Malleus who he's supposed to protect, who he's grown up with, who he never expected to have to hurt. Then because the main thing that i take away from what i hear about everythng else with this game is therapy over violence it'd end up with them talking over how people are leaving Malleus but that doesn't mean he can't treasure the memories he's made with those people. And they'd come out with this new understanding of each other where they try and spend more meaningful time together as like a family rather than as Silver guarding Malleus so that he'll have these memories or even making like a scrapbook so he has a physical reminder of everyone he loves.

But idia is cool too ig

watching Dance moms s1, Kristi keeps saying Chloe is being compared to Maddie and like yeah sometimes Abby does compare them, but mostly it's Kristi and she loses faith in her child so fucking quickly. Like Jesus girl

Thinking about episode 1 of BBC Sherlock and how he went "there are marks around the charging port which means the person was drunk" and I don't remember if this was him or some other detective show person but they were like "there is no marks on her finger she doesn't wear her ring alot she was cheating" or something

Like what if they were just forgetful? Cause I forget things all the time and if I were married I'd probably take it off to shower then forget about it.

These detectives always overlook the simplest things, like I'm a bit discoordinated but I'm not a drunk!

💖I wanna bash my head in💖