Doctor: Can You Sing Me A Song To Help Me Sleep?

Doctor: Can you sing me a song to help me sleep?

Master: Sure.

Master: *clears throat*

Master: I LOVE BAD BITCHES—.

River, from the other room: MASTER!

Master: Twinkle twinkle little star—

Doctor: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes?

River: No. Besides, my eyes are green.

Doctor: No wonder no one has ever told you.

So I've started to think recently that I might be attracted to women. I've thought about things I used to do when I was in denial and becoming obsessed with certain actress for certain periods of time might tie into that. Being obsessed and searching out all of their content was probably not because I just really respected these women. It's interesting to think about how I've been like this for years without realizing or without anyone telling me that I'm probably gay. It's rough being a helpless- bisexual?, lesbian? I'm not sure yet.

The rivalry between National city’s two well-established families, the Kryptonians and the Luthors, affects the relationship of their children Kara and Lena.

(Based on Romeo and Juliet, 1996, party scene) 

11: We make a pretty great team.

River: You were absolutely no help whatsoever.

Jack: You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?

Master: You don't say.

River: Manslaughter. Literally, the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal, doesn't it?

Jack: Heinous. Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder.

River: ... so you think they should change the name?

Jack: Yes, I do. How about, "inadvertent life-ending"?

River: "Unintentional snuff-out"?

Master: How about "I can't believe it's not murder"?