Could Someone Please Do Me The Honor Of Creating This? I Sadly Do Not Have The Patience Or Writing Skills.

Could someone please do me the honor of creating this? I sadly do not have the patience or writing skills.

Doctor Who/The Labrynth fic

12 forgets Missy's b-day. She takes her revenge by tricking 13, via lipstick, into creating a Labrynth with Missy being the goblin queen. They kidnap 10&Donna, 11&ThePonds, and 12&Bill. Missy takes away the companions and tells the doctors that if they want to get them back they need to reach the goblin castle at the center of the Labrynth. The Doctors get separated after Missy goes back to her castle. Hijinks ensue, obviously it's safe 13 helped build it but not too safe Missy was there as well

-all the "kidnapped" companions plus 13's fam are watching on a large flat screen enjoying themselves immensely

-river gets a distress call from the tardis and goes to investigate

-Character roles (loosely): 12 is Sarah(obviously), 11 is Bluto, 10 is Sir didymus, 13 is Hoggle (but when he was being helpful)

-Doctor and their test: 10=bog of eternal stench, 11=firegang, 12=the masquerade, 13= trash heap

-They all meet up outside the goblin city and take it by storm

-the Doctors are pretty cross that entertainment occurred at their expense

》Nardole has been tied up the whole time《

who will be the brave, brave soul that writes the harry potter supercorp au where lena is the last living descendant of morgana pendragon (and merlin? your choice) who has to stop lex and does it with the help of her best friend-that-she-is-totally-not-in-love-with, kara danvers the metamorphmagus

bonus points if morgana and merlin join her team at the end to defeat lex ‘cause they’re y’know, immortal

Does anyone else feel like this the night before, day of, and day after. It's almost as if I can never be satisfied no matter what I do or what other's do/ good things that happen. My birthday comes and I just want to hide under the nearest surface and disappear.

The Doctor: *acts like an idiot* Amy: Is he always like this? River: No, not always. Amy: Really?!? River: Really! Most of the time he acts like a dumbass instead. Honestly, this is some real improvement.

lost 3, earned 6

kinda dark if you think about it

Doctor: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes?

River: No. Besides, my eyes are green.

Doctor: No wonder no one has ever told you.