Nobuddy Feels Like They Have A Sharp Attention Span These Days, Right? And We All Just Click Agree On

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

Sun, blinking cutely: have you considered our marriage proposal, precious comet?

Y/N, reading a book: considered, reviewed, came to the conclusion that I cannot be tamed by your wicked charms.

Sun, smirking: well, that is a shame. There are so many benefits. Tell them, Moon.

Moon, stealing Y/N's book away: games most gleeful, laughter most joyful, delights most sinful, we offer it all.

Sun, cheerfully manic: Plays, parties, plushies, and pastries! You know you love my cooking.

Moon, placing a finger under Y/N's chin: Passion, poetry, pleasure, praise, finest pearls for your soft hair.

Y/N, humming: Tempting, but I am not defeated yet. Anything else?

Eclipse, looking up from the newspapers and adding slyly: tax evasion.

Y/N:.....one moment, I will be right back.

10 minutes later

Y/N, returning in a wedding dress: I'm ready, let's go.

Sun: You know, I am so happy right now that I will totally ignore where you got that from on such a short notice.

Moon: Probably nothing to do with the police sirens outside.

ending unfinished because i lost interest

original post:

So y’all know the classic edge trope of “my blade cannot be sheathed until it has tasted blood”? What if a magic sword that has that requirement, except it’s sort of inverted. A sword that, instead of being inhabited by an evil spirit which once awakened cannot be lulled back to sleep except by blood sacrifice, was inhabited by a benevolent spirit who would not allow the sword to be drawn unless bloodshed were the only possible solution. A sword whose power could never be misused because it would only allow itself to be used in situations where it was justified. What about a Paladin who spends their entire journey fighting with a sheathed sword, incapacitating but never killing or maiming. The party believes that the Paladin has taken an oath of no killing, until they face the big villain. And it is in that moment, and that moment alone, that the sword will allow itself to be drawn.

Idk, this image set my mindwheels a-turning.

But do y’all see the vision?

it is absolutely infuriating to be listening to like, rises the moon or something, and it gets cut off by “TURBO TAX-“ I join the manhunt 🔪🔪🔪

whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport

Witch Y/N, visiting their shadow demons in the basement: boys, none of you are paying rent.

Sun, floating over and purring: we can pay the rent in kisses, love.

Moon, reaching with his claws to play with Y/N's hair: cuddles, caresses.

Eclipse, manifesting from the darkness, kissing Y/N's hand: all of your deepest desires...

Witch Y/N: awww....no seriously, you three need to start contributing to the household.

Sun, after Y/N leaves and closes the door: well, brothers, the day has come when we need to find a job.

Moon, crankily: I'll go search the papers.

Eclipse, grinning: And I'll go rob some banks.