Fictional Character: *is Physically And Mentally Scarred, Morally Grey, Old Enough To Be My Dad And Would

Fictional Character: *is physically and mentally scarred, morally grey, old enough to be my dad and would kill someone without hesitation, possibly torture them as well*

Me: Ah, yes. Husband material.

OMG, MY BLOG IS ALRIGHT

But, I'm saving my back-up blog, it is a new peace of art

Kinda miserable about my cat but at least one funny thing happened today and that's something to hold onto.

I was on a post about how people with long fanfics planned them out. I mentioned mine was, 'really long' but not how long, before I talked about how I planned it.

And a dude came in to lecture me about

How

To

Write

A

Long

Fic

Me with a fic longer than the king james bible:

My methods wouldn't work, you see. I planned too much, I was overthinking. I needed more room for creative freedom or I'd run out of gas, I needed to let it flow and stop controlling it. I would never, he said, write a fic longer than 50k, and he would know, because he had written a fic that was a MASSIVE 110k.

And I'm sitting there with TRT's 840k wordcount behind my back like

So I let him get through the whole thing. And I go, "this was helpful, thank you! Do you have any advice to make this fic of mine any longer then? I'd love to catch up to your wordcount."

And then I posted a pic of TRT's wordcount.

I've never been blocked so fast. 💀

And thus I basically got to live out

You made it.

Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.