When I Was Around Twelve I Used To Sit At The Family Computer And Send Hatemail To A White French Dude

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

Thems.

grape man jumpscare

Edds Adventure World, idk

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This is getting old, and I don't think I'll ever finish it. Last time I worked on this was the end of October.

Edds Adventure World, idk

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This is getting old, and I don't think I'll ever finish it. Last time I worked on this was the end of October.

Ramble theory i made on a dead discord chat that i just wanna put out more.. cus a REALLY dumb old theory I saw had me thinking about what the Mother Gum and PBs/Neddys actual creation could've logically been.

A tl;dr before the ramble in case people see it and are like "I AIN'T READIN ALL THAT" and don't scroll down:

Basically, I theorize this guy (the former Candy Elemental right b4 the Lich bomb) got nuked, did not survive, and his dead body possibly ended up expanding into a the bubblegum river called the Mother Gum that created Bonnibel and her brother Neddy.

Full explanation under cut. If ya care to see my ramble.

There are some grammatical errors and typos, v sorry, and pls ignore lmao