This Will Make Sense, I Promise. I Hope

this will make sense, I promise. i hope

Doug Eiffel is an improv King but I don't think he'd do well in rhyming games. Pun games? He's got it. Mini story games? Got it. Making up characters? That's his bread and butter. But rhyming...

If he does a rhyming game with like Minkowski, he'd lose. He'd make up a silly goofy word that isn't real and she catches him Immediately.

he's my warren kepler in the flesh.

he's the opposite of a southern gentleman.

this is my only physical headcanon of this man. he infuriates me and i need to say it.

apparently the words "normal" and listens to/ like podcasts are not supposed to be in the same sentence

uhhhhhh, when hera's personality is pulled and the return with sleepy eiffel wanting to talk to her. I have a whole list of saved episodes but i can't remember off the top of my head so...

yeah, Eiffel losing Hera and vise versa

Eiffel and... his last log

being shot

Lambert, Hui, Fourier, Fisher, Rhea

Paradise Valley. yep

Hi, hello, hi, ummm you're really cool and , seeing your blog fufills the Wolf 359 shaped hole in my heart that I still haven't recovered from.... yep. I'm going with that, this is really hard to write but, seeing someone so interested in Wolf 359 is super neat! It's so cool seeing it explained and explored in actual sentences and full thoughts (rather than my brain going: "EIFFEL!!!! :) HERA <3 I LOVE YOUUUU")

On a silly goofy side nte, what's a wolf 359 moment that shattered you?

that's so sweet of you, thank you!! 💙 it really means a lot to me that other people get something out of this. i would post about wolf 359 to myself forever if necessary, but it's much nicer if other people want to hear / talk about it too!! (a significant portion of my thoughts are also just "doug eiffel i love you" to be fair.)

and oh gosh, um. the longer i think about that, the more answers i'm going to have to choose from. "it's my birthday. i'm thirty two today." still makes me put my head in my hands.

ok now you're making me question.

i love you doug eiffel you are so silly and i love how passionate you are

and...

damnit i think I'm turning into him...wait I'm already sort of that person... how wonderful B)

doug eiffel wants nothing more than to show people his favorite movies, which is wonderful unless you actually care about watching the movie in question, since he absolutely 1) talks through movies and recites entire scenes (with sound effects and voices) while they're happening, 2) gets annoyed if anyone else talks during the movie, and 3) even though he is the one distracting from the movie by excitedly talking over it and sharing trivia, he's still going to be like, "wait, you're missing the best part!" and rewind it without asking.

god I can't wait for future malevolent live shows featuring harlan guthrie and harlan guthrie joined by harlan guthrie and special guest harlan guthrie. maybe harlan guthrie will even come and reprise an old role. who knows maybe harlan guthrie makes an apperance too