Its Okay -Bill

“Its okay” -Bill

Favorite quotes from Twister

“I’ve got to go Julia, we’ve got cows!”

*tornado sends cow flying* “Another cow” “Actually I think that was the same one”

“Fashionably late…..hey gimme a kiss”

“She did NOT marry you for your penis…..oh ok she didn’t ONLY marry you for your penis.”

“Red meat, we crave sustenance” “Guys we are not invading my aunt!” “Food…..FOOD!”

“Oh and by the way….I really enjoy your weather reports”

“It’s the wonder of nature baby!”

“Goddamn! Son of a BITCH!”

“Have you lost your nerve?” “Tighten your seat belt”

“Where’s my truck?”

*house rolls into the road while they’re driving through* “Oh my GOD!…I think we’re going IN!”

“God Meg, you’ve got a LOT of beef. Where’d you get all this beef?” “Did you see my cows out front?” “…No…” *room bursts into laughter*

“IT’S THE EXTREME!” “Aww man, don’t start that shit”

“Bill I’m talking IMMINENT rue-age”

“Dusty why don’t you explain to Melissa…….why you are the way you are”

“Trust me, Rabbit is good, Rabbit is WISE”

“Aww man. THIS is the fun part sweetheart”

*large farm equipment falling from the sky* “DEBREE!” *serves to miss* “RIGHT!……LEFT!…..RIGHT!”

“Would you like to drive?!” -Bill “Yes I’d love to” -Jo *sigh* -Bill

“You get in front of the tornado and put it in the damage path before if picks you up to” -Bill

“Going green” -Bill “Greenage” -Dusty

“It’s basically the point at which the twister... sucks you up” -Dusty