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So I Finally Started Reading A Puzzle Just For Me, By @neroli9 Like Ive Been Meaning To (Ive Read The

So I finally started reading “A Puzzle Just for Me”, by @neroli9 like I’ve been meaning to (I’ve read the first few chapters multiple times but just never had the time to fully read it) and decided to make a playlist of all the music in it as I read. And honestly I love it. Plus the neroli9 does so much research into it and provides visuals at the end of each chapter usually which is fabulous for people who have a hard time with mental imagery (I myself have aphantasia)

Would anyone want the Spotify link?

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No because this is exactly what I thought at first, i mean look at them!! They’re just two funky queer coded guys and I love em

The butter lover animation is by @catcaterpillar (I’m like 93% sure)

No Because This Is Exactly What I Thought At First, I Mean Look At Them!! Theyre Just Two Funky Queer
No Because This Is Exactly What I Thought At First, I Mean Look At Them!! Theyre Just Two Funky Queer
No Because This Is Exactly What I Thought At First, I Mean Look At Them!! Theyre Just Two Funky Queer
No Because This Is Exactly What I Thought At First, I Mean Look At Them!! Theyre Just Two Funky Queer

Screenshots of webcomic are from The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 38 by @franeridart

Butter lover gifs are from Google, original made by Kinga on YouTube

BWAHAH I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BUTTER GUY (kinga on yt) I love your Dragon comics btw<33

I have no clue who that is but thank you for liking my silly comics!!!!


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Chapter 1: Flipped Sideways

Word count: 4,306

You yawned into your hand as you pushed through the double doors and into the bakery kitchen. It was a small local bakery you managed to nab a job at when you were fifteen, and you've been working there ever since. You started as a cashier and steadily worked your way up since then to decorator, baker, and now official owner of said bakery. The previous owner was the one who had hired you at fifteen and had known you since. You became close friends with him until his retirement when he passed down his ownership to you. You were twenty-one when he passed down the ownership. You're twenty-three now.

You walked over to the far side of the wall where a worn, mahogany shelf stood, still strong despite its years. The shelf was separated into separate cubbies, one for each employee and for yourself. You slid off your backpack and placed it in the small square hole, taking out your energy drink and placing it between your thighs. Then you took off your jacket and hung it up on the hook in the large rectangular hole. You grabbed your energy drink and turned around, surveying the area and taking in last night's night crew's work. You were thankful they cleaned everything up well. You were sure the floor was finally clean enough to eat off of! Which you wouldn't do actually, that was gross. Letting the pride of the new hires slowly dwindle down, you got ready for the day. You opened your drink and took a couple of gulps before heading to the large steel table on the opposite end of the room. This was the baker's work station. There was no one to cover the shift, so you unfortunately had to take the three a.m. shift. You took another yawn as you turned and headed to the large walk-in refrigerator to your left. You were halfway there when-

-you started falling.

Your foot started to sink lower and lower into the floor, causing you to scream and fall. You slam on your stomach and groan against the pain. You start to attempt to get up but feel the edges of something against your legs? You twist yourself as best you can to get a look and feel your eyes widen. Where your foot and leg were supposed to be, there was only a hole of light blue light and swirling colors. You stared at the flashes of purple, green, and red swirl against the blue light like some kind of vortex, the edges of the hole caving in and seeming to pixelate as the colors disappeared into it. You didn't even have a chance to process it when the hole started to increase in size. Adrenaline shot into your veins, and blood rushed through your ears as you turned back around and clawed at the floor to attempt to pull yourself out of it.

You tried getting on your knee with your free leg only for the hole to swallow the floor beneath it. You let out a scream as your weight took the rest of your body down into the hole. As soon as you were through, all the noise escaped you. You couldn't hear anything except the rushing wind, but there was no wind. You couldn't taste a single thing as if your taste buds had died. Your whole body felt numb, and you began to feel motion sick as you spun one way and the colors spun a different way. You closed your eyes tight, wanting the pushing and pulling against your body to stop. What felt like forever to you was only mere seconds when you came shooting out the other end. Your scream finally reached your ears, and you could feel yourself clawing at the air. You kept your eyes closed, scared of what you might see after that hole.

"Mikey, incoming!" You heard a nasally voice shout. You felt something brush against your hand, making you move them immediately against your chest.

"Missed! Raph!" You heard a loud, slightly higher pitched voice yell out.

"Kinda busy!" You heard a mean and gruff deep voice growl out. You suddenly felt a force tackle you and send you spinning only to stop within seconds. If you had your eyes open, you were sure your eyes would be rolling. The motion sickness was starting to get to you.

"Miss? Miss, are you alright?" A smooth and gentle voice spoke softly next to you. Slowly, your senses came back to you. You could hear what sounded like grunts and clanging metal and screams. You felt strong hands holding you close to a rock-hard body. Whoever this guy may be, he must've been very built.

"Miss?" He tried again. You opened your eyes and immediately regretted it. Your vision was blurred and strained your eyes. You saw nothing but a blur of blue and green on the man who had supposedly saved you. You groan and close your eyes, letting your head fall to the side and rest on his shoulder. You could've sworn you heard his breath hitch.

"Guys! Fall back, this mission is now a civilian rescue!" That was the last thing you heard before you blacked out.

~~~

You came to and took a deep breath in, a soft groan coming out as you breathed out. Your body felt as though it was covered in pins and needles, each tiny movement of your body feeling like torture. You were thankful when they dissipated quickly. You gently wiggle your fingers, sighing in relief when they didn't hurt or tingle like static. With the feeling gone, you could feel something like wax paper underneath you. It crinkled under your curious hands and ripped with ease. Under the paper, there was a cushioned leather bed. It felt like a hospital bed. Tentatively, you sniffed the air, immediately coughing. Yep, that was sterile hospital air alright. You licked at your lips, feeling how dry they had become. How long were you out? There must be a nurse nearby who can help you. You braved yourself against the incoming vertigo as you opened your eyes, only to wince and close them again against the bright light hovering over you. You turned your head to the left and tried opening your eyes again. It took a few moments for you to blink away the temporary blindness. Once the odd shapes in your vision were gone, you took a look around.

This was not a hospital.

It looked more like a lab. There were test tube racks filled with test tubes on several surfaces, a chemistry lab on one desk, several stacks of books and papers strewn about, and, yes, hospital equipment. Oh gods, were you kidnapped?! You started to get up, immediately hissing and groaning and falling back down. A pounding headache ruptured through your brain. You reached a hand up to massage the area, pausing to feel a node stuck there. What the heck? You pulled it off with another hiss, feeling around for anymore on your head.

"Oh, you're awake!" A feminine voice said. Heeled footsteps echoed off the floor as the person approached you. "I know you're probably very confused, but I promise you're safe."

You opened your eyes to look at the person behind the glaringly bright light. You couldn't see her face, but you could make out a yellow leather jacket. You squinted against the light as you tried to make out more of the person in front of you.

"Where am I?" You asked, voice hoarse due to a dry mouth. You coughed after you spoke.

"You're somewhere safe." She said. Well, that didn't answer your question. You groaned and closed your eyes.

"Hey, how is she feeling?" A male asked as he approached. Now this guy you recognized immediately. You've watched too many movies to not recognize his voice.

"Will Arnett?" You asked in confusion. Both people paused.

"Uh, heh, no. No, that's not me." He said. This confused you. You could've sworn it was him. He even spoke like Will Arnett. You could hear the man and woman speaking in whispered tones but made out nothing. What was going on?

"Can you please move this light? It hurts my eyes." You coughed slightly, mouth still dry. "And can I get some water, please?"

"Oh right, yes, of course. Vern, go get a glass of water." The woman said and immediately moved the light. You opened your eyes, shocked at what you saw.

"Megan Fox? What the hell are you doing here?" Your voice cracked as your tone rose in pitch. She blinked, looking confused.

"I'm sorry, who?" Now it was your turn to be confused.

"Megan Fox? You're one of the most famous actresses in the world?"

"Actress? Miss, I'm a news reporter, and my name is April O'Neil." You looked at her like she was crazy.

"You mean the character you play in the movies?"

"Movies? What movies?"

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies? The ones you play as April O'Neil in?" Her demeanor immediately changed.

"You know about the turtles?" She asked seriously.

"Yes? So does everyone? You know, if this was a prank, it's not funny anymore." Megan opened her mouth to speak when Will Arnett walked in.

"Here's your water." He said with a small smirk. You blinked.

"You liar, you are Will Arnett!" He froze, glancing at Megan then back at you.

"Uh, I can assure you I'm not. My name is Vern. You know, the Falcon? I saved the city from Shredder?" He made the whole Falcon symbol and everything. You raised a brow.

"Well, first of all, you didn't save the city from Shredder. The turtles did. And secondly, all you really did was stop Stax. A+ for staying in character, though." Now he hesitated. Megan and Will shared a look. You looked between them, unfazed.

"Is the prank over now? I'd really like to get this over with. Where are the cameras? I bet Michelle was the brain on this. How did my friends pay for you guys anyway?" You opened your mouth for another question, but Megan's hand stopped you.

"Okay, we're going to need you to slow down. I need you to wait a moment."

"Is everything okay?" The nasally voice from earlier called out. You looked in the direction the voice came from but saw nothing there.

"Yeah, yeah, we're good." Megan called back. Then she glanced at you with a twinkle in her eye. "Actually, can you come in here?"

"What? April, are you sure?"

"Yeah, I just want to try something." Her voice faded slightly as she looked at you again. You were beyond confused now. Who was coming in? Why were they coming in? Why did she look at you like that?

"Uh, hi." You looked back toward the now clearer and quieter voice and felt your jaw drop. Your eyes widened as you stared at the giant terrapin in front of you. Everyone's favorite stick-twirling, purple wearing, tall as fuck turtle. He looked very nervous, pushing up his glasses and watching your reaction closely. You were dumbfounded. This couldn't be possible. It shouldn't be possible. You blinked slowly and looked at who you previously thought was Megan Fox.

"You really are April O'Neil, aren't you?" She nodded. You looked at Vern, then back at Donatello.

"Oh my sweet bread, you exist." You breathed out, leaning onto one hand as the other ran through your now messy hair. You couldn't stop staring at him. The way he moved, the way his face changed from wary to shock, the way he was in the flesh in front of you! You grabbed the pillow your head had been laying on just moments before.

"Don't take this personally."

"What?" Then you threw the pillow at him with no other warning. Donnie simply stood there as the pillow hit his chest, bounced off, then fell to the floor with a soft thud. Your eyes widened.

He was real alright.

Donnie stared at the pillow you threw at him for a few moments, looking back up at you with a confused expression. How can he exist? He was fictional! Yet here he was! Just standing there looking confused! He was fictional since his creation and now he just became reality. This was shattering your world. Donnie began to shift uncomfortably under your gaze, nervously fidgeting with his gear.

"Miss?" April called out, gently touching your shoulder. You jumped slightly and looked at her. "Are you alright?"

You didn't know how to answer. Who you thought was Megan Fox was actually April O'Neil. How were there two exactly identical people? Did Megan Fox have a twin? How had you not heard of a real life April O'Neil?

"Miss," Donnie hesitantly took a step forward, "you just traveled through dimensions and may be experiencing symptoms."

Ohhh…that explains everything. You thought.

"I advise you to try and take deep, slow breaths and if you'll allow me I'd like to take your vitals." You nodded.

"Yes please." You relaxed your posture, not realizing you had stiffened, and took slow and deep breaths. Donnie nodded and walked over, keeping slow. You assumed to not spook you. You couldn't help but smile slightly at the thought.

"You don't have to worry, Donatello, you don't scare me." At this he froze.

"How do you know my name?" Ah shit, right.

"Well, I come from a different dimension, right? In that dimension everyone knows who you guys are." It was all clear now why they existed. You thanked Donnie in your mind for telling you that key information.

"You…you do?" He asked, hope clear in his eyes. This was going to be difficult.

"Yeah, we do. The only catch is…well…" You hesitated.

"Well what?" He moved closer, standing by the side of the hospital bed within two strides. Damn, he moves fast.

"You're all fictional. You only exist on a screen or in a comic book or as toys. Beyond that there's no such thing as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." You looked at April and Vern. "You guys are actors who play characters. Which was why I didn't know you were actually April and Vern. All I saw were the actors from my world."

The room went silent. You looked between the three of them, nervous at how they would react to your words. Would they even believe you? Did you just send them down an existential rabbit hole? You started to fidget with your hands. Donnie seemed to have worked through what you said and looked at you.

"Okay." Wise words from the world's smartest turtle. "Let me get that vitals check done for you."

"Yeah, okay, sure."

"Are we just going to brush past that?!" Vern exploded. You jumped at the sudden break of silence.

"Uh, w-well, uh," you stuttered, trying to figure out how to ease him.

"Lay off, will you, Vern?" Donnie suddenly shot out. Your eyes widened. You've never known the usually shy and quiet nerd of the group to be so aggressive. You thought that was Raph's thing. "She just traveled dimensions and is probably experiencing just as much of an existential crisis as we are."

Well, he wasn't wrong there.

You can't count how many times you wished the turtles were real. How many times the entire fandom wished the turtles were real. And yet here Donnie was, grabbing your arm and checking your pulse. His hands were rougher than you imagined them to be, yet still as gentle as a feather. His hands moved as if it was muscle memory. You watched in fascination as his three-fingered hand traveled around your arms and onto your face. You couldn't help but stiffen, you've never had someone touch your face before. He stopped, noticing. You immediately felt bad.

"It's okay, I'm just weird." You whispered. He looked at you, his eyes bugged out by his glasses. You always wondered how blind he was. "Look."

Your body moved before your brain could process. You grabbed his hands in yours. His hands felt like tough skin. You could feel his scars along his hands, no doubt from both his workshop and training. You gulped and placed his hands back over your face.

"Alright, Doc, do your thing." He seemed to have frozen, looking into your eyes.

"Uh, yeah, right." He cleared his throat and continued his checkup.

"By the way, we're not teenagers." He opened your eye slightly, looking into it with a more calculated look. You fought hard to not look away.

"Really?" You gulped, your heart skipping a beat. "How old are you guys?"

"Well, we never knew our actual birthdays but I believe we're twenty-four." He moved on to the next eye, checking the same way he checked the previous one.

"Oh wow, you're all a year older than me." His eyes focused on your face for a split second before pulling away.

"Okay it seems you're all good." He said. You nod. That wasn't much of a vitals check.

"Thanks." You felt awkward now and you weren't sure why. April looked between you and Donnie then stepped forward.

"Hey, I don't think we caught your name."

"Oh, sorry it's Y/N." You gave a nod hello to her which she returned. "Y/N L/N."

"Well, it's late and I'm sure you're still very tired," come to think of it, you were, "so Donnie here will go ahead and lead you to your room."

Donnie looked at her with wide eyes.

"April, a word." He dragged the poor brunette away from you to the far side of the lab, leaving you with Vern. It wasn't long before he started talking.

"So, in your world am I still as handsome as I am here?" He asked you. Of course that's the question he asks. You sighed.

"You look the exact same, you just don't exist. The actor who plays you does." You could see him spiral deeper into his crisis.

"And do I have any fans?" You sighed again.

"Yes. You have many."

"And this actor fellow, is he famous? Is he good?" You had to resist rolling your eyes.

"Yes and yes." Vern opened his mouth but was quickly interrupted.

"Y/N, ready to hit the hay?" April asked with a smile, shooting Vern a look. You nodded.

"Please." April helped you off the hospital bed and handed you off to Donnie.

"Lead the way." She said, making a shoo-ing gesture with her hands. Donnie sighed and started walking. You quickly followed behind him. You took this opportunity to look over the back of his shell. Well, more like the tech blocking his shell. You took in every single detail on that tech pack of his. Oh how you knew any artist would kill to be in your position right now. He opened his lab door for you and silently offered you to go first.

"Thank you." You said softly, quickly going through the open door. Your movement was short lived as you halted and gasped. The Lair was much different than the one in the movies. The common room was a giant, domed area that was cut into sections. In the middle there lay several couches with a TV on a stand and what looked like several gaming consoles. There was one you didn't even recognize. Off to the right there was a weight room decked out in red and with weights spilling out of the room. Next to that there was an alcove of sorts. It was decked in soft blue lighting and had the butt of an incense burning the last of its remnants. You looked to your left, seeing what you assumed was the Lair entrance. A giant tunnel entrance that stuck out like a sore thumb and fit into the environment at the same time. Beside that there was a very messy area decked out in orange that you could only make out a drum set in. You wanted nothing more than to explore everything. How lucky were you to be in such a presence?!

"This is the common room. We spend some of our time here between missions." Donnie started to explain, drawing your attention to him. He had walked halfway through the room and you had to jog to hurry by his side. "It's a good place to just sort of chill out."

"Cool." You smiled, giving another look around. Donnie observed you. You were indeed an odd one. He never thought he'd meet someone who not only knew about him and his brother's but seemed so excited that they existed. He wanted to know more about your world. He wanted to know how much your world knew about him and his brothers. He wanted to know everything. Not just in a scientific manner but just to know you better. He was as awestruck as you were. He watched as you seemed to be looking for something.

"Hey, uh," how were you supposed to address him? "Mr. Donatello? Where are the others?"

"They're sleeping." He chuckled slightly. "And Donnie is fine."

"Ah right. Uh, what time is it?" You watched as Donnie brought up his wrist and tapped his screen.

"Nearly noon."

"Geez, I've been knocked out for that long?" You were sure your employees would wonder where the hell you went. Oh gods, there must be a search party already set up for you. What would your best friend think if you didn't return any of her calls or texts? What's going to happen to your bakery? You never wrote a will, what's going to happen to all your stuff? This was probably the only time you were glad you didn't have a pet. But what's going to happen to your family if they never hear from you again? And what if-

"Hey, hey, are you still with me?" Donnie's voice cuts through your thoughts, his fingers snapping in front of you to get your attention.

"Huh?" You blinked and looked at him, he had crouched to meet your eye level. "Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah I am."

"It's hitting you all at once, isn't it?" He was more attentive than you thought he'd be. You looked away and nodded.

"I don't know what's going to happen in my world. I have so many things I take care of, I don't know how it's all going to survive without me there." Donnie suddenly placed his hands on both of your shoulders, shocking you out of your rant. You didn't even realize you had started spilling your worries.

"Your world will be fine. We'll get you back to your world, I promise you." You hung onto his words, tears starting to prick your eyes from the comfort. "You say you know us in your world, right? Then you must know we always save the day, right?"

"Y-yeah…always." You took a moment to take a deep breath and blink back your tears. Usually you'd feel embarrassed for being so emotional in front of someone but this was different. Donnie was always a comfort character of yours. Something about being smarter than everyone and gifted kid burnout. Donnie flashed you a small smile and gave your shoulders a light squeeze.

"Exactly. You have nothing to worry about. We'll get you back." You nodded.

"Thanks Don. Sorry, Donatello…" You quickly corrected yourself. He simply shrugged and took his hands off your shoulders.

"I'm fine with Don or Donnie, don't worry about it." You nodded.

"Okay."

"Let's get you to your room."

"That sounds good." Donnie nodded and led you down a hallway. Neither of you noticed but April had watched you both from the entrance of the lab, wonder and curiosity filling her mind.

Donnie walked you to a spare room in silence. He opened the door, turned on the light, and motioned you inside. You thanked him and walked in. It was a big room. Completely bare except for a giant cot against one of the walls and a small dresser beside it. You saw the cot had been nicely made with a pillow and bedding. They definitely anticipated you to stay here. You took your time looking around, taking in the fact you were about to sleep in the Lair. Donnie watched you, amazed you still looked around in wonder. How big were he and his brother's in your world? He cleared his throat.

"We'll talk about living arrangements and other stuff in the morning, well, evening. When the others are awake." You looked at him.

"Oh okay, got it." Donnie nodded again.

"I'll see you in the evening then." And with that, he waved goodbye and closed the door. You let out a breath you didn't even know you were holding. You slumped on the cot, the bedding creaking slightly as you sat. You looked around the empty room, thinking back to every show and movie and gauging the time frame the turtles usually beat the bad guys. You started remembering more of the shows since those provided a more realistic time frame than the two hour movies. For all you knew, it could take weeks, months even. The very thought had your head spinning and your stomach feeling like vomiting. Thinking about everything all at once was not going to help you. You forced yourself to calm down and take deep breaths until your stomach settled. With a final breath, you allowed yourself to open your eyes.

Sleep. Sleep and think about it tomorrow. You thought. You've never thought of a better plan. So you got up, turned off the light, and blindly walked back to the cot, being very slow and careful with your movements. Then you laid down and fell asleep almost immediately

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Don’t mind me just weirdly throat squealing because this is so cute and it makes my chest all fluttery

Bestfriend!Sero who's eyes tend to linger on you a little longer than usual. So after weeks of this you ask him what's wrong, "did my face get ugly?" he snorts, "yeah that's it." the two of you break into laughter

Bestfriend!Sero who is quick to shy away when he accidentally touches your boob, butt, etc.

Bestfriend!Sero who gets jealous when Kaminari tries to hit on you. "Do you really like someone like him?" You meet Sero's eyes, "Nah, he's funny though." He doesn't know that you notice his sigh of relief.

Bestfriend!Sero who asks if you want to "practice" kissing for a future partner.

Bestfriend!Sero who's shocked when you agree to kissing him. He can't get enough of you. The first kiss was experimental and small, it was a little peck. The second kiss was more serious, he pulled you close to him and kissed you desperately. As if you'd disappear when he stopped kissing you.

Bestfriend!Sero who facetimes you every single night before you go to bed. "You look like shit." He says which is a lie he thinks you're beautiful. "Oh shut up, you do too." He smiles at the camera, "thanks."

Bestfriend!Sero who watches you sleep while on facetime. He wishes he were right next to you while you're asleep.

Bestfriend!Sero who can't stop talking about you with his friends. When he's on break from patrolling he visits Bakugo + Kirishima's agency. "God, they're so beautiful. I wish they noticed how much I want them." Bakugo rolls his eyes. Kirishima speaks up with a smirk, "maybe ask them out?" Sero shakes his head, "we're best friends. It'd be weird."

Bestfriend!Sero who doesn't know what to say when you ask if he likes you. "Well duh of course I like you, you're my best friend." You give him a look before speaking, "You know that's not what I mean. Do you want to date?"

Bestfriend!Sero who doesn't miss this opportunity and kisses you as soon as you ask to date him. "Hell yeah, let's date."

Bestfriend!Sero who proudly announces you as his partner on all of his social media.

Bestfriend Boyfriend!Sero who is ecstatic waking up to you almost every morning. "I love you so much." Half awake you turn to him, your lips curl up into a lopsided grin, "I love you too, Hanta."

Would it be okay to ask for a bimbo ish reader who's super girly and puts stickers on the turtles shells or brings them sweet drinks from Starbucks? 🥺💕💓💓 and she loveees the color pink and all pastels!!

Pink (Bayverse! Turtles x hyperfem! slight bimbo! Reader)

BESTIE, THIS IS ADORABLE, YES DRCINJEICHJIR-

Would It Be Okay To Ask For A Bimbo Ish Reader Who's Super Girly And Puts Stickers On The Turtles Shells

the boys are constantly questioning how they scored such a sweet friend like you

sure, april being a mutual friend was certainly helpful

especially since she lived adjacent to your cozy apartment complex

the one with a fluffy pastel blue welcome mat and incense that smells like various coffee flavors floating through the door anytime it’s opened 💞

but introductions were just so stunningly different than they had expected...

when you met them, with april and casey’s company on the roof of an abandoned warehouse, they had expected everything but your brightly colored clothes and an even brighter awe-filled grin that you just couldn’t wipe off of your face

you and mikey clicked first

within the first 10 minutes of being in each other’s company, it was all bright laughter and playful flirting and showing him pictures of your puppy, who he was hoping you’d let him hold eventually~

for once, leo was glad his little brother was so forward

the others warmed up soon enough, sooner than april and casey could have ever imagined

first, raph, when you had brought him brightly colored yarns for his knitting projects, and he just stared at you in fascination with his jaw on the floor while you excitedly skipped away 🥰

then donnie, not far behind after you brought coffee over for the first time and happily set it on his desk and quietly let him continue his work

lastly was the eldest brother, leo who approached you himself with the slight envy of his younger siblings getting your sweet affection and casually sparked up a conversation about face care routines

your warm aura just brings a smile to their face [3

any time you walk into the room, all sour moods disappear, replaced with vanilla-scented perfumes and heels clicking across the floor, and a whole new pastel-colored outfit that they get to study with curiosity

they’ve never seen a person who was the word ‘optimism’ personified, but there you stand, excited to tackle them in hugs and fill their hearts with enough fuzziness to make a faux rug

the boys, raph especially, appreciate when you come over with drink carriers of Starbucks, usually with their designated orders that you have down to a tee

that just makes them the happiest turtles to ever exist

leo loves all of their teas or matcha drinks, as long as they're warm, since the cold ones make his teeth hurt

(You always get extra strawberries in his, he likes the texture?)

Any iced, sweet drinks for mikey, no matter the weather, which isn’t really a surprise to anyone

donnie isn't particularly picky with his, as long as it’s got caffeine in it. he’s always open to try something different, and will often ask you to grab more than one so he’s got something new

raph likes warm drinks, preferably sweet since downing something bitter leaves a bad taste in his mouth

you’re also constantly restocking on so many stickers, which they get unexplainably thrilled for~

puffy stickers, holographic ones, any with bright colors, you’ve purchased online or at a fun craft store

it’s like a guilty pleasure to you, a perfectly sweet habit whenever you see a pack of them, it’s a must buy

that’s exactly why they’re constantly finding stickers all over the lair, and themselves, an indicator that you’ve been there at some point recently

all over the workout equipment are pastel rainbows, cute kittens, pride flags, which all make raph smile uncontrollably

you give leo the puffy stickers, mostly or ones with little inspirational quotes on them, because they’re his favorite to look at and touch

don gets all of the meme stickers, because he just deserves it (3

he keeps them above his bed to chuckle at in his spare time, and won’t let anyone else see

mikey gets the super bright and also limited edition ones so that he can keep them on his hoverboard and a few on his nun-chucks

on countless occasions raphael’s caught his brothers snickering at the back of his shell, only to discover your signature mark of flower and smiley face stickers scattered across the back :)

he wears them with pride, that king <3 👑

leo consistently wakes up with little red and pink hearts all over his biceps 💕

raph and mikey love giving free piggyback rides to you, and you only

probably april too~

any other human will be promptly turned down 💀

especially casey or vern, who are incredibly jealous

donnie loves watching your precise concentration while you do your makeup and hair, trying to understand how you have the patience for something that seems so unimportant to him

they let you have self care and face mask days with them and just eat up all of the pampering <333

those poor boys deserve every second and who better to ask than their expert friend?

and you bet they’ll let you paint their nails as well

you have all the colors

splinter may also participate and let you put some of his loose fur into mini piggy tails <333

you're always buying matching, pastel-colored accessories for the five of you

fun scarves, friendship bracelets, necklaces you name it!

and they all swell at the excited smile on your face everytime

raph especially loves the heart sunglasses that you got him to match yours, and it makes them all the more meaningful because it’s ‘just your thing’ (3

friendship bracelet making!!!!

it's fun because they have to make yours extra small and you have to make theirs extra big 😂💕💕

these boys love you and your energy

you’re the first human that’s made them feel like they're normal; like they’re human <33

thank you guys for reading!!!! <33 and thank you @mysticbear21 for the request lovely! it was so much freakin' fun to write!!

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Love y'all!! Lemme know what you thought and reblog please!!! <333