...but So Did The Meat Worm.

...but so did the Meat Worm.

nico di angelo reminds me of gerard way

My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.

What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?

It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.

Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.

When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.

The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.

No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)

At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.

We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.

We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.

How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.

Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.

I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.

It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.

A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.

“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.

Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!

I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.

Every second is just another chance to get dick.

Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.

I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.

We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.

Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.

I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.

Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.

Listen. I have nothing to say to you.

We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.

It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.

Every fart is a chance to take with love.

We made a cry box.

Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.

Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.

Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.

You ever heard of Halloween?

The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.

Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.

A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.

It’s time.

AHHHHHHH THEY WERE SO FUNNY  It’s so sad that they’re gone but I’m glad it happened

unus annus inside jokes

courtesy of me and @anxious-little-faicye (edit: omfg i forgot i had this enjoy everyone)

don’t touch me

don’t tell amy

sugar and pepper

“hold me like a chicken”

i fear

the discaimer song

the DANCE OF ITALY, WHOA WHOA WHOA

you’re the unus to my annus

the wubble

not a masochist

butt stone

del monte corn

p e e s a u n a

BIG MEATY CLAWS

“what are your thoughts on korea?”

lil lubey

bloonies

the word skillet and anything even close to it

poopsie sparkly critters

bed knife

tooth knife

going even further beyond

martha may whovier

the “cooking utensils”

the holey annus pants

the eighth wonder of the world

bear trapping 101

the i feel upset song

ice cream on a sunday afternoon

long hair, do we dare?

paraffin wax

t h e m e l o n m a n

c a v e m a n m a r k

three mile mark

o n i o n s

“ARE WE BORINGGGG AMY???”

the human mop

the cookie made of spit, cookie dough, and half an egg

dirt pretzels

hooked on phonics

DIY boob

mark wins the hunger games

“GIMME MONEY”

“MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT???”

“nonononono, TWO idiots”

“ethan get on your knees”

mark CANNOT swim

mermaid chica

dense bones

tactical shovel

#1 gang leader

“we weren’t FUCKING, we were ~making love~”

the “piranha” tattoo

the capacity of mark’s lungs

“do who’s fuck???”

the many kinds of cupping

inverse flash

“i want you to eat me, like a popsicle! not in a sexy way tho”

“he exited, and I exited”

the mermer

eating soap

teamwork trust and teamwork

NUTBALL

jello

croutons

the koala challenge

the beautiful instrument of jello in a hot pink beer bong

“THERE NO WAY I CAN FUCKING STAND RIGHT NOW TEACH!”

hydro dipping a baby

apple cider vinegar

BANANAAAAA

lubing up the floor for a sliding competition

“i’m allergic to nuts mark”

zac efron

“EGABADUF and FACE”

the forbidden H note

tiny will smith

TAK (pronounced “harrumph”)

“if you wanna hit it, drink some thick-it”

joey chestnut hotdogs

chubby gummy challenge

eef

buddy system

bears

“WHAT ABOUT AMY???”

“you close???”

just keeping rolling

sleeping bags = protection against bears

keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out

i’d bet y’all money he stole that gum from iceman

I'm sorry but why is this SO FUCKING HOT.

I need a cold shower, I'm that hot from this.