20s. They/Them but any is fine too.no, i am not an uke. i can play the ukulele tho
23 posts
Ukepichu - Esmir - Tumblr Blog
binghe's having a normal one
based off this twt
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIZUN- oh! He’s asleep… Goodnight Shizun ❤️”
"Caught you, Shizun."
shen jiu's brother is exposing clavicle for every beast on the peak??? like some kind of harlot????
In love ♨️🍃
Summary
You know what, Shen Yuan should be grateful he transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu during Luo Binghe's white lotus era! If he was a tad bit unluckier, he could've been transmigrated at a rather... inconvenient time.
Once a person succumbs to their pent-up rage, even a wise and powerful emperor could be fooled by the poorest of disguises.
NSFW
Dead Dove, Do Not Eat
Binggeyuan
7.1k words, Complete
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mootie who i shall not name, i got whiplash when i saw u reblog that ice age art /lh
Lyrics - https://youtu.be/iJ66ZjP8X3I?si=Af8nqfTBlsDeN7Iv
beep boop new chap, read if u want
Summary
Day in and day out, Luo Binghe has gotten used to his miserably monotonous routine of managing a congee and noodles stall in some mall's food court. It was supposed to be another dreadful Sunday, when all of a sudden, something, no, someone catches his eye.
“Hello and welcome to Luo Congee and Noodles! What would you like to order— A short girl with long, blue? Green? Teal? Turquoise? Turquoise. Luo Binghe sluggishly blinks twice. He cannot believe his eyes as he sees a short girl with long, turquoise twin tails reaching her shins on the other side of his counter.
Or: Food Stall Owner Luo Binghe x Famous Crossplayer Shen Yuan
Chapters: 3/?
Words: 17k
Guardian spirit of the Qing Jing Peak
personally in torn in-between the two headcanons for the dynamics for Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan/Qingqiu.
on one hand, as a reader its sooooo funny to realize that Shang Qinghua's (the creator of the universe) main adversary is a twenty-something broke college student who literally DIED after reading the novel because the ending was That Bad. But, on the other hand, Shen Yuan being very famous and rich and well known is also undeniably hilarious.
imagine being the writer of twilight and finding out that Harry Styles has not only read your (very... interesting) book in full but had also systematically left anon hate AND has been sucked into your novel as Jacob Black and is banging Edward Cullen
Shen Qingqiu, half awake and only wearing pajama bottoms: G’morning. How’d you sleep?
Luo Binghe, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: Gay.
who needs mulling over what path your fic should take when you've got wheel of names 😎
centaur lbh x mermaid sqq fic idea
Having been recently exiled for being too 'violent and rough', Luo Binghe decides to go beyond the mountains he used to call home to explore the great beyond. No one liked him anyway, in fact they absolutely abhorred him, beating him up and calling him insults nearly every day, no, every other hour would be more accurate. A petty argument with a particularly meddlesome herd member was apparently the last straw for both parties. Well, good riddance! Luo Binghe's four hooves are enough to take him anywhere, is what he naively thought before he arrived at a large lake with seemingly no end in sight.
Great, just great. Of course, since when was luck on his side? Luo Binghe can't help but vent his frustration by trashing about and kicking up the earth, causing tremors and dust clouds. He was too occupied to notice the stagnant lake rippling, a mysterious figure steadily rising from its dark depths.
"...Hello?" the figure cautiously speaks. Luo Binghe almost misses the soft voice if it weren't for his sensitive hearing. He jerks up to survey his surroundings, his gaze caught by the head of a beauty peeking out of the water. How stunning. Lustrous, silky, ink-black hair stick to the face of the beauty as a result of the water's adhesive property, his sharp yet gentle eyes create an alluringly seductive sight, beckoning Luo Binghe to instinctively inch himself ever so closer to the lake's shore.
"Hello," Luo Binghe replies, "May I ask who you are?"
The beauty speaks. "You may call this one Shen Qingqiu. Mortals refer to me as the guardian of this lake. I sensed a disturbance on the land, hence prompting me to assess the issue. What troubles you, young centaur? What brings you to my lake?"
Luo Binghe bashfully apologizes, heat rising up on his face. "Apologies, lake guardian Shen, I was just in the middle of my travels when I came across your lake by total coincidence, please believe me on this. As for what troubled me, I just felt a bit of annoyance since I cannot swim to get to the other side."
Shen Qingqiu tries to cover his chuckle with his hand. His long, sharp nails capable of effortlessly cutting the thickest vines fascinate Luo Binghe. "Ah, of course, this one forgets centaurs aren't exactly the best swimmers, do forgive me, I haven't interacted with one of your kind in a very long while. I could help you cross the lake with my magic if you wish."
Surprised at the sudden kind gesture, Luo Binghe readily accepts the lake guardian's proposition. Shen Qingqiu slightly frowns, "Young one, you shouldn't accept help that quickly. For all you know, this one could be planning to lead you to your untimely death by pulling you down and drowning you."
This time, it's Luo Binghe's turn to laugh. "An evil person wouldn't say that, besides, I have not much left to lose, for I am a lone centaur with no place to call home." He then remembers he hasn't introduced himself yet, "Where are my manners? Guardian Shen may call me Luo Binghe."
Shen Qingqiu briefly remains silent as if in careful thought. After a few seconds, he says, "You must be weary from your travels. There is a cove down that way. It could serve as temporary shelter from the elements if you need a place to rest."
Luo Binghe can't help but be moved at how generous Shen Qingqiu has been for the past few minutes he's gotten to know the lake guardian. He tells Shen Qingqiu to lead the way, marveling at how his long, jade colored tail shimmers, its scales bewitchingly reflecting the moonlight. This is Luo Binghe's first, and immediately the most memorable, encounter with a mermaid. Shen Qingqiu glides through the water elegantly, it takes Luo Binghe's breath away. He feels he could spend all day watching Shen Qinqgiu swim gracefully.
Within a few minutes, the pair arrive at the cove. Luo Binghe settles down and swiftly makes a fire and a makeshift bed out of leaves.
Shen Qingqiu tells him, "If you ever need my assistance, you may touch the water and call my name and I shall be with you shortly." The mermaid softly smiles, Luo Binghe could feel his heart go straight to his throat. "May you have sweet dreams, Luo Binghe."
Too engaged in steadying his traitorous heart, he replies to Shen Qingqiu with a fervent nod. In an instant, Shen Qingqiu dives down, and Luo Binghe is alone once more. He longingly clenches his chest.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to stay here for a while.
svsss but instead binghe pov is him going all "Dear diary, today I accidentally choked my crush against a wall and fed him my blood parasites, I meant to kiss him but I got too shy and nervous my demonic instincts kicked in."
who's the crybaby now?
,,,i was supposed to do homework rip
me, writing fic: ok i'll make lbh wear all black clothes for now, not sure if i should give sy a LoZ shirt or smth but eh let's make it normal clothes for now
*week or so later*
me: *just vibing waiting for my order in subway*
guy enters and he orders a breakfast sandwich, he's wearing black, rectangular glasses, a green triforce shirt, and white shorts
me, internally: lol he kinda giving shen yuan–
his friend enters, he's around 6'1, wearing all black and a ponytail: hey whatd u order
me, internally: no fucking way
Summary
Day in and day out, Luo Binghe has gotten used to his miserably monotonous routine of managing a congee and noodles stall in some mall's food court. It was supposed to be another dreadful Sunday, when all of a sudden, something, no, someone catches his eye.
“Hello and welcome to Luo Congee and Noodles! What would you like to order— A short girl with long, blue? Green? Teal? Turquoise? Turquoise. Luo Binghe sluggishly blinks twice. He cannot believe his eyes as he sees a short girl with long, turquoise twin tails reaching her shins on the other side of his counter.
Or: Food Stall Owner Luo Binghe x Famous Crossplayer Shen Yuan
Chapters: 4/?
Words: 32k