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When he first met you, he did not give a rat's ass about the dangers of smoking near a person. He treated you like every other stranger, a hindrance, someone who he shouldn't waste his time on
So, naturally, he didn't see any problem in smoking near you
He needed a quick word with Ellis, and while finding him, he also found you having a conversation with him. The sound of your laughter echoed through the corridor, to which Jude responded with a sigh and popped a lighted cigar in his mouth
He makes his way towards the both of you in hopes of stealing Ellis for some errands of his trading business
As soon as he made it arms-length of you, you backed up, coughing profusely, arm covering your mouth
"What's yer problem?"
Without saying a word, you ran off in a coughing fit, seemingly forgetting your conversation with Ellis
"They have asthma. You probably shouldn't smoke near them"
"I don't give a rat's ass. Tell them to leave if it bothers them so much to be near me"
I feel like Jude would purposely smoke near you just to see you run away, cackling every time. He never gets bored of seeing that... until Roger told him off
Then, one day came when he actually needed you for a mission sent by the Crown. He decided that this time he wouldn't smoke near you, because then you wouldn't run away from him
He found you in the library, calmly reading a book. He noticed how much you enjoy books, especially fiction. He never realised how angelic your face was when it wasn't covered by your hand with a grim expression
He stepped into the room, and the sound of his boots making contact with the wooden floor caught your attention. Your eyes widened slightly seeing Jude, and before he could even open his mouth, you immediately speed-walked away, your book carelessly left on the table
So, he had to get Ellis to talk to you. He didn't even bother to apologise to you. He finds it unnecessary
When he came back, he asked him what you said. He thought you said yes, what kind of idiot would turn down a mission sent by the Crown? But, it was the opposite. You weren't gonna risk being with him for long periods of time
So, he did what any normal person would do: corner you
"Listen, yer making this real annoying for me. If yer worried about me smoking near you, don't bother. I can restrain myself for a while"
"...my health's declining. I couldn't go even if I wanted to. Roger said I shouldn't risk it"
"Fuck..."
Suddenly, he feels a small tinge of guilt. If he didn't humiliate you like this, maybe you would have helped him. It reminds him of himself, and how he was making you worse. He would have been pissed if someone did that to him
So, slowly he becomes more sympathetic of you, and helps you feel better. He sometimes asks you how you're doing, at least once a week, and had to work hard to find a new plan for that mission
He doesn't let you go to his company, the fumes and the dust there would probably kill you, so he often walks outside with you, maybe in a park if he's free
When you become a couple, he might tell you about his own health, and how you need to be resilient in these tough times. He knows you are, but you need someone to appreciate your efforts, something he didn't have
He doesn't think about it a lot, only when you go outside, maybe in the city streets where there's food stalls, and he'll steer you away from areas that just generally make you uncomfortable
Overall, it is a very angry bird experience until you plunge your way into his smoke-filled lungs heart
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Idk if itβll make sense but like tragic HCsποΈποΈ

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ππππππππππ: α΄‘ΙͺΚΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄x, Κα΄ΚΚΙͺκ±α΄Ι΄ Ι’Κα΄Κ, ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄κ±, α΄ΚΚα΄Κα΄ Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄, α΄Κκ°α΄Ι΄κ±α΄ κ±ΚΚα΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄, Κα΄Ι’α΄Κ Κα΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄α΄ α΄ α΄α΄α΄’α΄’α΄, α΄ΚΚΙͺκ± α΄α΄‘ΙͺΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄, α΄ Ιͺα΄α΄α΄Κ
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He's claimed to be living by his own rules, which means a lot of rule breaking, like laws or customs. I feel like he had a close friend just like himself, who lost his life to a mistake William made. Since he died, he never once talked about him but occasionally visits his grave and apologises
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He used to be an honest man, but it had to take losing his own sister to realise that the world is a cruel place, so he lies to protect others he cares about, something he should have done for his sister
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Maybe when he was young, his mother forced him to become a woman so she could sell him off as a bride for some extra money. He didn't want to live in this lifestyle so he ran away and started living life on his own terms
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Always in competitions with his siblings to see who was the prettiest. (Maybe his father married multiple women, and they gave birth to many children, so Elbert had a lot of half siblings) When one child couldn't make the cut, they were killed. Sometimes, even Elbert had to kill his own siblings
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His father was a detective as well, how was killed in a crossfire. Only a few years after his desth did he realise it was intentional. So every day, Alfonse vows to find his father's killer
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He was found in the rain just outside of the city, cold, hungry, and alone by a travelling doctor who took him in. He taught him everything he knew until he went insane and almost tried to kill Roger
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Tears falls out of his eyes when he coughs due to his condition. He smokes to cause himself pain, which hurts him mostly late at night. He thinks he deserves this pain, and from causing his family so much hurt, he thinks they will never forgive him
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Was part of a noble family who had to be "picture-perfect," so he was forced to be the perfect little boy when behind the scenes his father would abuse him for the tiniest mistake
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He found a kid on the streets and took care of him but neglected him for some time, not realising his corpse was rotting away in his bedroom from malnutrition until it was too late

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [25/06/2023]
So Ikevil MC seems to be brave at times but sheβs pretty demure
so can I request a more sassy, fiery, feisty, take no shit MC?
Spacific lay with our favorite foul mouthed man Jude (my fav π)
The others if you want but not required only if your in the mood to write them
Iβm thinking maybe when sheβs first getting to know them and Jude is being his normal foul mouthed rude self and MC Is basically just βoh hell no Iβm a put this man in his placeβ
I imagine this type of mc x Jude down the line would wind up turning into a sort of enemies to lovers type tho g π (ofc my fav trope)
Thanks!

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ππππππ'π ππππ: We love a sassy MC putting a foul-mouthed man in his place. Also, enemies to lovers is my favourite trope, and Jude is my favourite character in the game, so this is perfect. Uses she/her pronouns but could also be gender-neutral
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"Quit your yappin' already. You don't want to see me mad,"
"Oh, I definitely wish to see the 'foul-mouthed', 'evil' Mister Jude get mad. It will certainly be entertaining to see a child throw a tantrum for his favourite toy," You mock teasingly, causing an irk to rise from Jude's forehead.
Ellis intervenes, hopefully before his contractor decides to put a hole in your head, "Should we get going, Mister Jude? We need to leave now so we can get to the company on time for the meeting,"
"..." Jude pauses for a moment before ultimately letting out a sigh, "Fine, let's get this shit over with. I had enough to deal with today, I'm already in a foul mood because of this ugly, scrawny dimwit,"
"I'm not a mirror, Mister Jude," You retort with a giggle, catching the way his features tensed up for a second before maintaining his cool.
This was always a thing between you and Jude. You'd like to say he started it by being the Emperor Ass that he is, but you have to admit you caused this situation to rise a little bit.
From talking back to him to openly defending Victor in the petty squabbles those two have, no matter how much in the wrong Victor is, but you digress.
You could say you were enemies. Everyone would notice the tension build up when both of you are in the same room together, but despite this, you admired his ability to take control of the room with ease, especially in a well-known trading company. But you'd never admit that.
But there was one incident you would never be able to forget...
"I'm not interested. Please leave," You were waiting for Harrison in a pub as this was the place he usually be at around this time. He did mention that he may be a few minutes late, which wasn't a problem. Well, until that drunkard tried to score you.
The man wasn't having it, grabbing your arm and pulling you off your seat. "Aaah, come on! I can show you a good time~ I'm sure whatever man you're with now can't pleasure you the way I can!"
You tried to pull your arm away from his grip, grunting as he cackles at your failed attempt. Apparently, being drunk gave him super strength.
You look around desperately at the other people at the bar as a desperate plea for help, to which they all avoided their eyes. Well, you certainly aren't going to be coming to this pub in the future.
He drags you out of the pub, and his sloppy movements cause you to lug around poorly, sometimes tripping on your own feet. You pray to find Harrison walking to the pub, but alas, he was later than usual.
The drunkard continues on, throwing you against the wall of an abandoned alleyway, holding you in place with his foot pressed up against your stomach.
The sudden impact made you yell in pain, toppling over if it wasn't for his leg in the way. "Stop being so loud... do I have to teach you to be obedient?"
"Maybe when you fixed that rugged look of yours and get a decent life, maybe then you can think that you can control me, you utter idiot,"
"You..." He mutters, teeth gritted as he kicks your stomach again, harder than the last time. "You're just like your boyfriend, huh. A foul-mouthed rat who should be better on the streets,"
"What... boyfriend...?" You try and muster the courage to ask.
The drunkard was irked at your question, "That bitch of the trading company. Seeing his girlfriend suffer like this will make him pay... maybe I should kill you for revenge!"
So he hurt you because he thought you were associated with Jude, huh? Maybe you shouldn't go near him anymore if you even survive.
Suddenly, the man was on the floor unconsious, leaving you free. Before you could land on the floor, strong arms held you up. "Mister Jude, sheβs injured,"
"Sheβs fine," Jude dismisses almost immediately, watching you with a small glimmer of pity as he sees you clutch your stomach in pain. "Give her to me," He orders, practically pulling you towards him to be carried.
Ellis stands up from his crouched position, "Are you sure?" He does not answer, simply walking away from each passing second, not realising the soft breaths coming from your sleeping form.
You woke up the next day, Roger said you were fine but advised you to stay in bed for, the next few says until you feel 100% better for you to walk around with no abdominal pain.
Harrison apologised for leaving you alone in a pub, hoping to make it up to you. Ellis visits you every day, asking you the same question, "Are you okay?" before making small talk and leaving.
Today, you finally decided to ask why he asked you the same question, to which he replied: "Mister Jude ordered me to check in every day to see if you were alright. I think he felt bad because you got hurt because of him,"
"Oh..."
"He's in his room right now. I can take you there if it makes you happy,"
"Thank you, Ellis,"
With a knock on his door, you enter, not bothering to wait for his response. After all, you would have come in even if he said no.
His eyes look uo to find yours, in a small shock. His expression immediately turns back to his normal, grumpy faΓ§ade. "What do you want?"
"You know, if you wanted to know how I was doing, you could have just come to me yourself,"
He turns away, mindlessly sorting through papers scattered on his bed. "I wasn't worried. If you died, I would not hear the end of it from the Queen. Besides, yer fine. You were just on bed rest because Mother Roger wouldn't stoo yappin'"
"But why bother asking Ellis to ask me how I'm doing if you knew I was alright?" You close the door behind you, making your way to his bed, sitting down on the edge of it.
Jude pauses for a moment, trying to come up with a structured answer, which would make you go asay the fastest, "Because I was worried for yer stupid ass. That fatass won't hurt you again, I've made sure of it. So don't worry about shit, alright?"
You giggle at his tsundere side, leaning over to gove him a wick peck on the cheek. "Well, thanks for saving me, back there. Who knows what would have happened," You stand up from your seat, making you way to the door, noticing how Jude's face flushed a bright pink. "See ya around, Mister Jude~"

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [27/06/2023]

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ππππππππππ: α΄‘ΙͺΚΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄x, Κα΄ΚΚΙͺκ±α΄Ι΄ Ι’Κα΄Κ, ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄κ±, α΄ΚΚα΄Κα΄ Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄Ιͺα΄, α΄Κκ°α΄Ι΄κ±α΄ κ±ΚΚα΄ α΄α΄Ιͺα΄α΄, Κα΄Ι’α΄Κ Κα΄Κα΄Κ, α΄α΄α΄ α΄ α΄α΄α΄’α΄’α΄, α΄ΚΚΙͺκ± α΄α΄‘ΙͺΚΙͺΙ’Κα΄, α΄ Ιͺα΄α΄α΄Κ
ππππππ'π ππππ: Just know that these headcanons are made before the official release of the game in English, so expect inaccuracies in their personalities (occ). This also sorta came out as relationship headcanons, but eh, I'm hitting two birds with one stone
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He strikes me as someone who wants a partner who can challenge him, both intellectually and physically
People with a different set of opinions to his are often people who piques his interest. As long as you have a reason for thinking the way you do, this man will not rest until he picks every little thing inside your brain and understands it
He also seems like the type to like girls who fancy a bad boy. He is often mentioned as someone who "lives by his own rules" and is the "pure meaning of abominable evil", so if you're into that then he sees no reason why you can't be together
Also likes someone who is composed, someone only he can break. You could be doing the most mundane of tasks and he will appear behind you, whispering the filthiest words in your ear until you're as red as a tomato, your mind plagued with the words for the rest of the day
Likes to return to his bed snuggled up against you, literally can not sleep without holding you close to his chest
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Into someone who's jealous. He wants his partner to know that you can't live without him. Hell, he'll purposely make you jealous just so you can beg for his attention. And who is he to tell his little bunny no?
He's into short people, sorry to the tall people. I dunno, he seems like a guy who wants his partner to snuggle against his chest when they're in the crowded streets, or if you're shy... maybe he's more into shy people than short people?
He likes clingy people. Again, he wants his partner to depend on him. He loves it when you sneak up behind his back and hug him from behind. Sure, he can sense you coming from a mile away, but he's happy you took the time to "surprise" him like this
Into smart people. Well, not smart smart, just not dumb. He needs someone who is average in IQ. The only time he loves you being dumb is when you're dumb on his big coβ anywho
He likes how you're the only one who can see through his lies. Everyone finds it impossible to notice, but you're better than that
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He loves someone who appreciates his work outside of the Crown. He is mentioned to work as a stage actor, so he loves it when he sees you invested in what he's working on
Someone who compliments him already is his friend. He loves compliments, especially when it comes from your pretty mouth
If you give him head pats he will literally melt, fight me. He closes his eyes and leans in closer to your touch, like a cat
He gets grumpy when you don't give him attention. Again, like a cat. He will whine and pout until you look in his direction, and then drags you away to help him work on his new play. He gets happy when you comply with no complaints
If you bake for him he will brag about it in front of people. Not even joking, he's all like, "Look Victor! My lovely darling made me cookies! Aren't they thoughtful?"
Also into someone who has many interests and hobbies so he can also be invested. May it be from playing chess to gambling, he's gonna support you no matter what
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It's stated by many people, including translators that he has a weird obsession to pretty things, but leaves them messily in his room. So if you managed to be the romantic interest of Elbert, your insecurities are literally thrown out of the window and into another dimension
Likes a calm people, he's not into the loud and noisy people. It hurts his ears. He likes someone with an angelic voice, someone who can whisper a lullaby in his ear to help him fall alseep
He also appreciates someone who helps him with his spending problem. With all of the pretty objects he collects, he's probably in crippling debt, so he likes it when you try and coax him out of his spending problem
Unfortunately, he found a loophole. Yes, hd cannot spoil himself with a bunch of useless pretty trinkets to be stuffed in his room like trash, but he could spend it on you
Speaking of his trash room, he wpuld honestly appreciate it if you helped him clean everything up to make his life easier
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This man. Holy, this man
Needs someone to keep him in check. Like a owner with their dog. Your job is less his lover in public, but more of not letting his impulse thoughts win
Like Elbert, he looks like he would be a massive spender, but he has it in more control than Elbert, so yeeeeaaaahhhh... good luck
Loves physical contact. He has something touching you 24/7. Be it his hand on your waist, your legs intertwined when you sleep, or simply him holding onto your sleeve like a child when you move through the bustling streets of London
Loves giving you hickies, especially your neck, where everyone can see how good he's making you feel. Also, he likes to mark more intimate areas, such as your chest and thighs
He also likes someone who's just as sly as him. He calls them your "adventures," and he can't wait for the next one
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He seems like a person who's into that doctor/patient trope. He just wants to take care of you
He will melt if you see him mildly injured, like a paper cut or something, and you basically nurse him back to health. You make such a big deal out of the smallest things and it makes him love you more
Likes it when you feed him. Seems like the type to love strawberries, like Vlad. He thinks you feeding him is an intimate moment only for you and him and no one can take that
He finds it funny when you take his glasses, spare clothes, and pretend to be him. Jude could literally walk through the door and be treated by you rather than Roger based on limited experience, and lots of watching you probably made him worse, but go off, I guess
Lets you play with his hair. His hair isn't long and luscious like Victor, and there isn't a whole lot you can do with it, but you love it regardless
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Hey bbg
He thought that he would like stupid people. He likes how his intelligence alone overpowers and intimidates them and how he will always be above them. But you're different
He always has a stoic/rude demeanour around others, even you. But once you're being closed doors, especially in the light, he becomes clingy. He won't outwardly say he wants attention. He just glares at you before you give in or lay you down on top of him, his head mushed in the crook of your neck and breathing heavily
Apparently, he smokes. Based on the translations, Jude and Roger were former doctor and patient, but I see him as someone who still has the problems he has but just covers it up so no one can see (this may not be true). You automatically assume it's because of his smoking and force him to stop, and while he gets pissy, inside he likes how you care for him
Likes to have baths with you. With your back against his chest and his head in the crook of your neck... I dunno, I guess he likes having his head in your neck
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He's obsessed with the idea of happiness, so he seems like a dude who would go for a cheery and bubbly character
Would defo make flower crowns for you, I don't make the rules here. Also likes teaching you how to make flower crowns. He likes how you actually make an effort, and it comes out so bad. Will still wear it with pride, though
He's really tall, so if you're small, he would be the type to carry you on his back. He just wants you to know what it's like to be tall for once
Make him sweets, and he will never let you go. He needs your food to function properly. He may even become a little grumpy and forget to ask his daily question of "are you happy?" to everyone he meets, especially Jude
Wear his clothes and you're never wearing your own clothes again in public. After a long day of working in the trading company, all he wants to do is to settle down onto his bed and cuddle you wearing his shirt
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That man is a hazard to society
He likes someone who is willing enough to cause a bit of mischief with him, having fun like no one else could. You're like partners in crime
Of course, his number one priority is the Queen, second is you. You can't really complain when the Queen is above you, but later on, you will be of more importance to him soon enough
Likes it when you braid his hair. He's always open to trying new hairstyles and enjoys looking himself in the mirror, looking absolutely stunning. It just comes naturally, I guess
He also likes it when he paints your nails. You can not tell me he doesn't spend time doing his nails, so doing it for you just seems right to him
He likes those people who don't look what they seem. For example, an innocent, cute-looking thing starts cursing at someone or an intimidating darling randomly starts hugging him from nowhere demanding cuddles, and everyone's just like "???"

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [19/06/2023]
hii :))
so what about Ellis and Liam with MC who peels the skin off her lips when sheβs anxious?
if you canβt do it just tell me ! donβt worry :)

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He seems like the type of guy to be obsessive of skin care since he's a stage actor, so seeing you doing so criminal made him gasp internally
"Darling! What are you doing? Skin isn't for peeling off, you know... here, let me help you dear"
He secretly loves your cute pouty face with your fingers on your lips, eyebrows scrunched up and looking so small compared to him. Just pinching your cheeks makes him feel better
Will help you feel better by giving you cuddles. Since it makes him relax in times of stress, surely it will work for you too!
Overall, good quality boyfriend, 10/10
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This man is thinking ahead
He gets sad when you're anxious, you're his love, you shouldn't be like that! You should be happy all the time, and he will help you
He doesn't mind the peeling of the lip, although he does get worried if you get infected (he doesn't know anything about medicine so he had to ask Riger if this was safe)
If he makes you happy, then you won't be anxious, and if you're not anxious, then you won't peel skin off your lip. If you don't do that, then he knows that the pain go bye bye
He peppers your face with sweet kisses, which makes you giggle. You ruffle his hair, causing him to relax within your touch
It's honestly a win win

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [22/06/2023]
Hello! Can i ask for headcanons if how things would go if William and Victor fell in love with the same person.
Would they still be friendly? Try to kill eachother? Or perhaps court them together?

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They both have no problem sharing you. They seem good friends so it shouldn't be a problem, right?
Wrong lol. They very much do mind, but they'll never let you know that, you cute little thing
William calls you his Robin and basically banned Victor from calling you his pet name, so he has to try and find something else
They don't mind that you fell in love with both of them. After all, you can't control it. I feel like Victor would ask William when he fell in love with you
"When I fell in love, you say? Hmm... exactly three months and two days ago"
"Well, I fell in love three months and one day ago, so I win"
They're babies for your attention. They pout and whine when you give one more attention than the other, kinda like kitties
They're a big fan of double penetration. They love to see you try and fit both of them in and see that cute face you make every single time
You three sleep on the same bed. You sleep in the middle and William and Victor sleeps on either side of you
I feel like William would spoon you from behind while Victoria Secret would sleep below your head, so your chin is resting on his head. So you're basically sandwiched between them both
They're very attentive towards their lover and their emotions, often making it like a competition
"Our little Robin is sad today, hmm? I wonder what it going on?
"I figured that out an hour ago. A shame you didn't spot it earlier"
"And in that one hour, did you not do anything to help them?"
"..."
Overall, 9/10 they big bad babies who just want their lover's love and cuddles

Β©οΈumi-adxhira [26/06/2023]