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i'm currently one delulu away from being sent to a mental asylum πŽπ“π‡π„π‘ π€π‚π‚πŽπ”ππ“: @caedric-allxrd

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Probs Got IER Like Every Week Only Reason He Isn't Expelled Is Because He Has Good Grades (knows The

Probs got IER like every week 😭 only reason he isn't expelled is because he has good grades (knows the school's secrets and is ready to exploit them)

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

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Fr in Year 7 I was so ready for GCSE's and in Year 11 I was one delulu from being sent to a mental asylum

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π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134

1 year ago

I wore a hijab so no one saw that my tie was loose. But even if they did no one gave a shit because I'm a good student lol

ALSO I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN YEAR 9 THERE WAS A SCANDAL BETWEEN TWO YEAR 8s APPARENTLY THEY FUCKED IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM AND THEY TOOK A VIDEO OF IT AND SENT IT TO THEIR FRIENDS (I feel like Jude would do that can't lie)

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π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

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π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗 | 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: Rawr (I have nothing to say)

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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➡ A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

William is very attentive after sex. He makes sure that you're cleaned up and you both cuddle. If anything hurts, he'll massage it for you

➡ B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His favourite body part of himself is probably his chest (so is mine). He never really paid much attention to it until he found you almost drooling at his shirtless form. So he tries to be shirtless to rile you up

His favourite part of you is probably your neck. He likes to hickey it up and loves seeing it uncovered during the day

➡ C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

Likes to cum on your boobs/chest, and also inside you. He likes to see the cum ooze out of your soppy cunt and use his fingers to push it back in

➡ D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Steals your undies and masturbate when he's stressed. Cums on them too

➡ E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

I think he would have a bit of experience if he needed to bed a woman for a mission. But they were all loveless, totally for his gain. You're the first person he fucked with love

➡ F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Missionary. He's old-school. He likes to bury his face in your neck while you're screaming his name

➡ G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

He teases you, definitely. Maybe after sex he'll crack out a joke or two

➡ H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Shaves pretty often. There will be a few hairs, and then the next day, they've been fully groomed

➡ I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Holds your hand while he fucks you into the matress. So pretty romantic I guess

➡ J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

I've already said he jacks off to your undies, but also when he misses you too much and he needs a release

➡ K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. Baby boy wants to be praised. Also degregation, corruption kink and edging just so he can tease you

➡ L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Likes to do it in the bedroom and also his office

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

He deadass gets turned on when you lick ice-cream πŸ’€. He wishes it was his cum and makes you drink it later in his room <3

➡ N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I dunno man. He seems like the type to do it all. Maybe gunplay, he doesn't want to accidentally shoot you

➡ O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Master at giving. Especially likes it when yoy pull on his hair. But likes recieving equally

➡ P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sensual. He goes really fast but takes the time to shower you in kisses and hold your hand

➡ Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Enjoys it to some extent. He likes the actual sex more because he can take his time. But quickies are alright for him

➡ R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't mind, it's all up to you pookie

➡ S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can last until morning if he wanted to. But only lasts until you get tired or straight-up pass out

➡ T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Likes to put a vibrator in one hole and his cock in the other hole. Puts it on max all the way until you get close

➡ U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He lives on teasing. It's second nature to him

➡ V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Groans a lot when he's close. But you probably can't hear him due to you being so loud when he's pounding into you

➡ W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

Likes to be spanked for some reason. It's random as hell and not like him but I can see him like getting spanked

➡ X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

7 inches, not so heavy balls but they can make an impact based on how fast he's going

➡ Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Normal, I would say

➡ Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Always makes sure you're alseep before him . He likes to watch you curl up against him in adoration

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©️umi-adxhira [26/08/2023]

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1 year ago
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π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜ | 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„:

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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➡ A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Harrison spends his affection with quality time. He loves spending time with you, be it on dates, on missions, or just a walk in the park

➡ B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He would always invite you to play card games with him, you got a first-hand experience on his lies and deciets

➡ C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Never thought he would be a fan of cuddling you. Turns out he loves it

➡ D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He has thought about settling down with you once or twice... but has never mentioned it to you just in case you had differing opinions to him

➡ E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Probably lie to you saying that it was for the best. He didn't want to break up, but you were distracting him. Or that you didn't deserve someone like him

➡ F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

A bit iffy at first, but then fets used to it and looks forward to getting married to you

➡ G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Gentle most of the time. Likes to be more passionate sometimes to surprise you and keep the spark alive

➡ H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Won't outright hug you, but will hug you back if you decide to hug him. Will probably keep his arm around your waist after you let go to keep you close

➡ I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He tries to say it once a day to let you know that he still loves you. Or when things get heated or even when you feel insecure, he'll happily repeat over and over that he loves you

➡ J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He gets annoyed, not jealous. He won't say anything, though. It will blow over soon. Unless the man outright touches 6 won't lay hands

➡ K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soft and teasing. He sometimes likes to nibble your bottom lip to get a rise out of you

➡ L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He thinks children are pure and innocent, something he is not. So naturally, he stiffens around children but becomes comfortable later

➡ M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Early bird. Probably kisses you awake in the morning, even if you wake up hella late, bro does not care

➡ N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Probably in bed, holding each other talking about how your day was, gossiping as well

➡ O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

I don't see Harrison keeping his past from you very much... probably until he realises he's in love with you and you start dating

➡ P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not very much. He can handle it, unless someone physically makes you uncomfortable or treats you injustly

➡ Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Remembers the important bits. Like your anniversary, your birthday, your friends" names

➡ R = Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

Maybe in winter, you both snuggled under the covers with a cup of hot chocolate watching the snow fall onto London

➡ S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Very protective. He knows you can handle yourself but he's always there for you

➡ T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Didn't put in a lot of effort at first, but deeper into your relationship he tried a lot

➡ U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Lies to your face thinking you don't know when he's not telling the truth. All it takes is for you to glare at him and he'll fess up like that

➡ V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He knows he's good looking, so not very concerned

➡ W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Yuh, you are the other half of his heart. He needs you to function

➡ X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Bought a ring for you the first week you got together and keeps it in his pocket at all times, waiting for the right moment to propose

➡ Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

➡ Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I know this is hypocritical, but he doesn't like his partner to be a manipulator. Like, he's supposed to be the bad one in the relationship, not you

Sleeps like a baby, probably has the cutest snore

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©️umi-adxhira [22/09/2023]

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1 year ago

I can imagine Elbert having a mid-life crisis during Year 10 knowing full well being associated with Alfonse will cut his life span in half

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πˆπŠπ„πŒπ„π π•πˆπ‹π‹π€πˆππ’ | 𝐈𝐍 π’π„π‚πŽππƒπ€π‘π˜

π’π‚π‡πŽπŽπ‹

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: α΄‘ΙͺʟʟΙͺᴀᴍ ʀᴇx, Κœα΄€Κ€Κ€Ιͺꜱᴏɴ ɒʀᴀʏ, ʟΙͺᴀᴍ α΄‡α΄ α΄€Ι΄κœ±, α΄‡ΚŸΚ™α΄‡Κ€α΄› ɒʀᴇᴇᴛΙͺα΄€, α΄€ΚŸκœ°α΄Ι΄κœ±α΄‡ κœ±ΚΚŸα΄ α΄€α΄›Ιͺα΄„α΄€, ʀᴏɒᴇʀ Κ™α΄€Κ€α΄‡ΚŸ, α΄Šα΄œα΄…α΄‡ α΄Šα΄€α΄’α΄’α΄€, α΄‡ΚŸΚŸΙͺꜱ α΄›α΄‘ΙͺʟΙͺΙ’Κœα΄›, α΄ Ιͺᴄᴛᴏʀ

π€π”π“π‡πŽπ‘'𝐒 ππŽπ“π„: I've always wanted to do this and they're English so yippee 😍. Some of these (most of these) are based on experience I had in my secondary school so yeah

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐀 ππ€ππŠ

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#π–πˆπ‹π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐑𝐄𝐗

Year 11

That kid that did the absolute bare minimum but somehow got decent grades

The Year 7s and 8s all had a crush on him, and it genuinely made him feel uncomfortable πŸ’€

The teachers fucking love him idk what to say he's a good boy ig

The typa guy to adopt future roadmen Year 7s and hang with them during lunch to make them seem cool

#π‡π€π‘π‘πˆπ’πŽπ π†π‘π€π˜

Year 11

The annoying-ass kid that would cheat off you in every test yet somehow got better grades than you

Flopped Year 9 and decided he needed to get his shit together (he did the same thing in Year 10 and 11 but git better grades)

Snaps random girls in different schools, especially ones that went to his friend's primary schools to piss them off

Would ask you if he can borrow a pen but never give it back

#π‹πˆπ€πŒ 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒

Year 10

Got adopted by William in Year 7 but never became a roadman

He did all the non-exam based options for GCSE's (Music, Drama, PE, Art, Photography)

He was obnoxiously loud during class until one time he was alone, so he had no one to talk to, and a group of girls were being loud as fuck and he realised how annoying he was so he stopped

Joined Year 7 thinking Food Tech was gonna be sick, then ended up finding out that it's shit and anyone who did that for an option deserved to jump off a cliff

#𝐄𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 π†π‘π„π„π“πˆπ€

Year 10

Literally only hangs out with Alfonse in the library because he hates the outdoors (same)

Got all 9s in Year 9 and somehow is hoping for a 10 in Year 10 (no one told him a Grade 9 was the maximum)

Genuinely pissed during Covid so many people got high because the grade boundaries were low even though they bat shit dumb (his words not mine)

Stares daggers into the loud girls because they cannot shut up

#π€π‹π…πŽππ’π„ π’π˜π‹π•π€π“πˆπ‚π€

Year 11

Got 4s and 5s in Year 9 but somehow got 9s in Year 10

Hangs out with Elbert because he thinks he makes him cool, hanging out with an older person

School senior, doesn't contribute at all unless it's an opportunity to skip lesson (me)

Always got picked on to read in class because he reads well and fast so that the slow-ass people don't read

#π‘πŽπ†π„π‘ 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐋

Year 10

Got good grades in the mock exams and flopped the real exams (blamed it on the grade boundaries) (same)

Always raises his hand to answer and gets pissed if he isn't picked on

Only good at Chemistry and Biology so he wants to do Triple Science in Year 11

Helps out in school holing for extra credit (he didn't realise this ain't the US so there's no such thing here)

#𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐀

(GOD I HAVE A LOT SO SAY ABOUT THIS MAN I CAN LITERALLY MAKE A WHOLE POST ABOUT HIM IF ALL WANT IT LEMMIE KNOW) (OMG I WANT TO MAKE A JUDE X READER SECONDARY SCHOOL POST AAAAAHHHH I LOVE THIS)

Year 11

Roadman

Sells vapes to Year 7s at a stupidly expensive price but since they're Year 7 they think this is the normal price

Only one in the group that got good grades and not ending up working in their dad's haircut shop

Talkes in class then when the teacher moves him he's like "Miss I wasn't even talking" πŸ’€

#π„π‹π‹πˆπ’ π“π–πˆπ‹πˆπ†π‡π“

Year 11

Everyone had a crush on him. Jude often tutors him in private and threatens to spread rumours about him if he ever told anyone

Did Art in Year 10 for funsies and Economics because he wanted that one teacher who is physically impossible to help you get a 9 (no one got a Grade 9 in his class) just to prove everyone wrong (he did)

Buys food for his friends if he finds out they don't eat during lunch because the lines are so fucking long

Probably in a longβ€”term relationship with a girl (me) and everyone is jealous of them

#π•πˆπ‚π“πŽπ‘

Year 11

Like William adopted the Year 7s but a significantly more amount (like half the damn school)

Everyone knows who he is. Every lunch time he goes to this one Year 9 girl who sits on the bench lonely and lets her do his hair

She's like his favourite child he buys her food so she doesn't feel lonely and stands up for her when the annoying popular kids talk to her (she gets uncomfortable)

He tutors her as well, even if she's good in class he does this because he wants her to be successful and have a good future (I love this sm)

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©️umi-adxhira [17/09/2023]

π“π€π†π‹πˆπ’π“ | @nightghoul381 , @serynhe , @kookie-my-little-sunshine , @cy-inky, @aquagirl1978 , @abundance-pathchooser, @lapis-da-lazuli , @ellisgivesmelife013 @surviving-off-ellis-crumbs, @yuan134