Noel Gruber Is Corruption-aligned.

Noel Gruber is Corruption-aligned.

And Karnak is literally just Oliver Banks.

Recommendation: If you're going to listen to this, start with your volume on low. (Or maybe it's just loud for me because of my headphones...)

New fun little shit!!!! FUN SHIT!

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jon sims literally cannot access a lot of the internet cause he gets to the ‘i am human’ button and starts sobbing

I didnt see the "poltergeists:" so I thought you were going to say that you're like a rambunctous housecat.

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

push things off tables

break delicate objects for fun

in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess

make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night

sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth

are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

Oops, she was not in fact okay!

Oops!

You thought your child was well behaved, but she was actually just terrified of conflict & authority figures! Now she’s trying to tell you that she thinks she’s suicidal but she physically can’t say the words!

Little kitty cat kneading aaaaa

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