What If I Just. Sneak Into The Archives. And Start Eating Statements. I Mean Technically That'd Help

What if I just. Sneak into the archives. And start eating statements. I mean technically that'd help with the organization. Can't worry about organization and murderous entities if the statements no longer exist.

Do it then, coward.

God I love tea

thinkin about just how hard tmagp is pushing that Sam is physically weak. like yeah there's a few references in tma to Jon being scrawny and weak as well, just as there are references to Martin being fat, but the Sheer Amount of times that Sam has been shown/spoken of as not just twiggy, but physically weak (and a little pathetic about it) has me thinking about things. not specific things. mostly I'm just a bit worried about why this has so much significance placed upon it. and it is not meshing well with how Sam, despite this weakness, attempted to body tackle a hammer-wielding IT manager. what else are you going to do, Sam, and how poorly will it end for you since you are Physically Unable To Do Much

Thinking back to the time I was about halfway through TMA and was explaining the plot to a friend who has never listened to a single episode and they tried to make one of those "Soup was invented by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken" jokes and ended up saying something along the lines of "The Magnus Institute was created by John Magnus when he wanted to make an institute for all the fears" and at the time I was like haha good one bro but in hindsight I think I need to fucking throngle them with my bare hands

When your friend who works for the government accidentally loses a hard drive containing several hundred gigabytes of just close up images of eyes