OH MY GOD I AM SO GLAD I MADE AN A03 MONTHS AGO AND MOVED MOST OF MY STUFF THERE OR THE QUOTEV UPDATE

OH MY GOD I AM SO GLAD I MADE AN A03 MONTHS AGO AND MOVED MOST OF MY STUFF THERE OR THE QUOTEV UPDATE WOULD HAVE ENDED ME

everyone from q finding each other on tumblr like

Like if you’re a #tumbeasts fan, reblog if you’re a #utmv fan.

Quotev is really gonna become that one aunt/uncle that everyone thought was cool but turned out to be a bitch, and Tumblr is just gonna be that one cool aunt/uncle who adopts everyone leaving Q

Like "yes, yes, come here, I provide support now"

canon lmao

Yay, unsolicited advice time! Or, not really advice, more like miscellaneous tips and tricks, because if there's one thing eight years of martial arts has equipped me to write, it's fight scenes.

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Fun things to add to a fight scene (hand to hand edition)

It's not uncommon for two people to kick at the same time and smack their shins together, or for one person to block a kick with their shin. This is called a shin lock and it HURTS like a BITCH. You can be limping for the rest of the fight if you do it hard enough.

If your character is mean and short, they can block kicks with the tip of their elbow, which hurts the other guy a lot more and them a lot less

Headbutts are a quick way to give yourself a concussion

If a character has had many concussions, they will be easier to knock out. This is called glass jaw.

Bad places to get hit that aren't the groin: solar plexus, liver, back of the head, side of the thigh (a lot of leg kicks aim for this because if it connects, your opponent will be limping)

Give your character a fighting style. It helps establish their personality and physicality. Are they a grappler? Do they prefer kicks or fighting up close? How well trained are they?

Your scalp bleeds a lot and this can get in your eyes, blinding you

If you get hit in the nose, your eyes water

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug. Most of the time, you're not going to know how badly you've been hurt until after the fact

Even with good technique, it's really easy to break toes and fingers

Blocking hurts, dodging doesn't

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Just thought these might be useful! If you want a more comprehensive guide or a weapons edition, feel free to ask. If you want, write how your characters fight in the comments!

Have a bitchin day <3

being on tumblr now makes me realize

quotev was a fucking warzone

everyday someone was being canceled

here it’s chill