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Ogerpon is an adorable Pokémon and I will protect her at all costs. Like look at her. Such a precious little ogre.

I swear taking naps when you're sick hits way harder than taking normal naps.

I just remembered that one of the bartenders in my workplace brought this bad boy in and just rode into the kitchen like it was his noble steed.

This is the face of someone who has seen things.

How did you manage to make them go through an existential life crisis in a minute??

New specs ✨

This is what I imagine Puki to look like in this post.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD :D

"I need a place to sit!"

-My dear friend who is a kleptomaniac carpenter

This happened in the span of an hour.

Puki, it is 2 freaking AM where I am. The notification for this post gave me a heart attack, and I nearly dropped my phone on my face.

All of my notes are just 20 of these guys 

As an artist, my greatest talent isn't starting an amazing project and finishing it in a timely manner. My greatest talent is starting a project and NOT finishing it for MONTHS.

Summer is a cruel mistress to ice types. Here, a cooler filled with ice. It should last for a little while.

cc - )___\ Yes, I am here.

cc =")___\ Barely..

cc=" )___\ Sometimes I almost wish I wasn't an ice type.

Today is the day.

I will be going to bed at a timely manner.

Man, I can't wait to waste over 120 bucks on my favorite game series and their DLCs!

Sea bunnies are cute.

*Comes in tripping on my shoes the chair and the sacrificial totem

PM LOOK UP SEA BUNNIES YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED

I worked with Aphmau, I am fully aware of a the Sea Bunny’s existence

I do not know why, but I relate.

do you ever just

All the time

There is a sense of familiarity here.

I look back at every post of mine so far and just wonder, was I sleep deprived? Or am I really that weird?

Have you ever just listened to a song and just, imagined a whole fake scenario that ends up being ingrained in your head and causes you to create a new OC?

I know how to make people question your existence in one step.

Dip a grape into bqq sauce and EAT it.

Hat.

My favorite things:

Drawing, baking, watching YouTube...

And decorating my secret Minecraft base that no one will ever see.

You know, I love my school, it's amazing and almost everyone there is cool and we have such a nice staff, but I don't like what the girls do on the lady product bins. Like I don't want to be using the bathroom and reading your personal diary people. We have notebooks and Google docs for a reason. Go write about your weird fantasies or weird scenarios on that instead of anonymously telling everyone trying to peacefully use the bathroom.

How to play Pokémon Omega Ruby:

Step 1. Play the game normally.

Step 2. Get a very powerful and balanced team.

Step 3. For some reason you're allowed to have Latios after Norman's gym.

Step 4. Why did it let me catch Groudon-

Step 5. The game allows me to catch a level 50 Spiritomb before the league-

Step 6. Go to the Pokémon league with 108 spirits in a rock, an ancient Pokémon that nearly killed everyone with the sun, a blue airplane that mega evolves into a purple airplane, and an overleveled purple cat. Yep. Seems perfectly fine with me.

Welp, might as well start off this new account with a opinion.

I think chili and cinnamon rolls together are amazing and no one can ever change my mind.