Grapes

Grapes

/rp, probs obvs but yknow

shitty technoblade headcanon: when the chat spams /rainbowchat his irises sorta cycle through the colors of the rainbow? (the chat loves this and thinks its super cool) when people ask why his eyes are doing that he just stares silently without a response. he’s so tired.

My favorite Technoblade streams involve him and Phil committing war crimes and isolating themselves in a snow biome on top of a stronghold with their friend who Techno has designated as the main character, and who also might have superpowers. Even when he gets dragged into a trial that turns out to be a farce, Techno still manages to make everything funny. One of the best parts has to be them giving the admin a heart attack by stretching the rules as far as possible to make a joke and then calling the admin a boomer when they try to take preventative measures.

So here's the question, which SMP am I talking about?

TIRED: Ranboo sounds like Techno

WIRED: Techno and Ranboo sound like Philza Minecraft

They all do the "bababa" singing while collecting stuff, say "here we go" and have incredibly similar ways to fill the silence while stalling or doing something monotonous, when you start noticing you can't unsee it honestly.

(dsmp roleplay!)

every day I suffer at the hands of people who hate phil for "abandoning his kids" and jump to blame him for "favoring techno" even though his only canonical child is wilbur and he owes absolutely nothing to anyone else. like,, it's understandable to want sbi and dadza content but sometimes you've got to take a step back and understand that it makes sense in canon to want to help his BEST FRIEND and not be invested in these other random people he has interacted with.

Techno: How did you find me?

Tommy: I saw smoke. Where there is smoke, there is a fire. And where there is a fire, there is probably Technoblade.