HEY UHH AZIRAPHALE DID ACCIDENTAL MAGIC TO PROTECT HIS DEMON FROM GETTING A TICKET THAT LITERALLY WOULDNT

HEY UHH AZIRAPHALE DID ACCIDENTAL MAGIC TO PROTECT HIS DEMON FROM GETTING A TICKET THAT LITERALLY WOULDN’T HAVE AFFECTED THEM AT ALL AND THEN BLUSHED.

“He ought to tell Crowley.

No, he didn’t. He wanted to tell Crowley. He ought to tell Heaven.”

Another Good Omens idea, so heaven and hell leave Crowley and Aziraphale alone after the series (they just try to ignore them for like 10 or so years, it’s really no time at all to them and there is so much paperwork after the notpocaypse)

Eventually though Gabriel and Beelzebub decide they need to check in on the traitors (maybe figure out what the actual FUCK happened) they can’t actually find them though and it takes them a while to find them in South Downs they knock on the door…which is open by a little girl about 10 years old (short curly red hair and light yellow eyes like starlight the perfect mix of the 2 traitors)

The archangel and prince of hell end up running away, and freaking out because their bosses did not tell them about this! Are they not meant to know? we’re they meant to know this whole time? should they have been doing something? do their bosses even know? should they tell them? is this part of the plan? this feels like a big deal is it a big deal!?

And what even is that child? is it good or evil? which side should be worried should they both be worried? 

They end up residing they can’t just throw holy water/hell fire on the child and see what happens because 1) that didn’t work on her parents and will not proof anything and 2) THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIFIED OF HER PARENTS!

In the end the archangels , dukes of hell and prince of hell end up trying to figure out what the child is though many weird schemes aka disguises and tests and the like …only Crowley and Aziraphale realise immediately and just decide to just fuck with them.

C- Hey Evie what have you got there?

E- Oh I caught this big frog that was following me down by the river (holds up Hastur in frog form in a big glass jar)

H-internally- don’t recognise me don’t recognise me oh shit fuck

C-hmmm cool hey leave that in the living room and room you can set it free later (leaves the room while turning on Disney movie marathon)

Michael (disguised as waitress staring in horror at soda machine now expected to operate)

A- when do you think we should let them know we know it’s them?

C-(watching the archangel break the machine and frantically try to fix it without miracles) when it stops being funny

A- so never then

C- Yep

Thanks for reading =)

God: In the end, both Aziraphale and Crowley realized that they did not need to share physical consummation, as those 6000 years shared together already symbolized their eternal love for each other well enough.

finally finished this comic after working on it for the past few days! If youd love to see more fully colored stuff from me please support me at Ko-fi!

Who Knew Stage Directions Could Hurt

I made a thing.

You can get these two now ingame from the Community Tab on the Sims 4 game. I’ve used a couple of mods for the eyes (Crowley), so you will need to download a mod for yellow cat eyes to achieve the same effect. Otherwise they will just look like regular eyes.  

My account name is Chibinightray. 

I’m definitely making them a cottage to live in. And I will be getting up to no good with these two. Prepare for some photostories XD