I Saw This Outfit And Immediately Thought Of Velvette So Now I Have To Curse All Of You With This Idea

i saw this outfit and immediately thought of Velvette so now i have to curse all of you with this idea

Hi, I’m actually obsessed with this married couple

okay but would she still love her if she was a worm though??

the vees are the worst people in the universe to catch breakfast with because vox will order nothing but white toast and a glass of water, val will do a line of coke off of a stack of strawberry pancakes that he won't eat, and velvette will get a gorgeous spread ONLY for her morning #aesthetic#foodie#satisfying post. and then they'll all leave without paying

I did it! I bloody did it! Take that depression! I’m even happy with it, who woulda thunketh?

Now look at these guys I don’t even really like lulz. So much work, I could have drawn Stolas instead 😭 but they have such good posing potential.

Edit: forgot to light Val’s cigar. There you go, Val.

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