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Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

dr heinz doofenshmirtz one of the characters of all time. he's a mad scientist. he got his degree on the internet but everything he invents works. he puts on big musical numbers and his backup dancers are canonically unionized. he's a dorky dad. he has trauma. he changed his name to professor time for branding purposes. he's an immigrant. he's an ocelot. he's even divorced

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

:3

october will be kind

october will be fun

october will be good

october will bring peace

october will bring happiness

october will bring love

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

Who Cares?

I permanently cancelled my carers today and I’m honestly not sure if I did the right thing. Since being forcibly moved onto the utterly toxic Universal Credit system everything has been utter chaos. Amongst the assorted blowbacks was what seems to be a miscalculation leading to me being charged by the local authorities for having carers. It’s not much money, but then I don’t have much money, so,…

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Twitblr divorce real (based on this post)

@zzoupz thank you for your service 🫡

you're not a monster. you're you. you're flawed, yes, but you're also incredibly alive. just human. real. capable of great things, capable of change and growth, too. don't define yourself by the inner critic lashing out at you. you're not your worst moments.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

A life without collecting trinkets is no life at all