Ghost Texting Soap: Saw A Snail Today. Effervescent.

Ghost texting Soap: saw a snail today…. effervescent.

Soap texting Ghost: RISE💤😴AND GRIND😢👔💼THAT PAPER🤑💵💵AINT GON MAKE ITSELF👌💯DONT MATTER IF YOU GOT KIDS👪👶IF YOU BY YOURSELF👤😳IF U FRESH OUTTA HIGH SCHOOL🏆😥OR JAIL🙌👮🏻🚓OR EVEN OLD AS FUCK😂😂👴🏻👵🏼ITS MONDAY MORNING⏰✔️✔️GET YO ASS UP⬆️⬆️😣AND GET IT IN😹🙂FUCK ALL THE HATERS😖🔫👌💯💯YOU CAN FIND ME👀🔍🏃🏽AT THE MF BANK🏛👍🏼😂😂😂😂💯💯💯

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You know how like squidward hates spongebob right? or acts like it at least

And how in that one spongebob episode when the dude yelled at Spongbob for delivering the pizza late and Squidward basically beat his ass?

hear me out hear me out

The tf2 mercs but with eachother. Theyll yell at eachother and fight and what not but as soon as someone else tries doing that? You better run for the hills

THIS. THIS!!!

People need to stop trying to justify racism and bigotry by saying it’s “time accurate”. TF2 lore is NOwhere near accurate to real life, I mean, Abraham Lincoln was the first Pyro and invented stairs?? 🤨🤨 AND AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY FUTURISTIC??????

And look at the mercs. You really think they are anywhere near cis and/or straight? 🤨🤨

Plus! As it was said in the above post, lgbtq people have always existed. Trying to pretend being apart of the community is a new thing is unrealistic and a harmful way of thinking.

anyway having “period accurate” bigotry in funny hat game fan content is stupid and erases the fact that lgbtq people have always existed

Young Sean: Did Arthur say he'd take us hiking?

John: No. But we can work our way around him. Hosea taught me some tricks. Now, we take our hats off, ruffle our hair a bit. Now I'm gonna need you to gimmie some tears.

Sean: *fake cries*

John: Not too much! That's enough. Okay, now follow my lead.

Arthur: What do you two idiots want now?

John, teary eyed: Why do you never spend time with us?

Arthur: What?! I'm always spending time with you!

Sean, sniffling: It's like you don't even love us!

Arthur: You better be joking.

John: How can you not love your own baby brothers?!

Arthur: Ugh! Fine! I'll take you hiking! Just please stop!

John and Sean: Hooray!

Arthur, to himself: Okay, that was impressive.

the addams family 🤝 scooby doo : being adapted into mean spirited versions of themselves by writers that don’t understand the characters

Interesting how everyone talks about how the Rise crew intended to make Leo grow into the leadership role but nobody mentions how Raph as the leader grew on them and they genuinely wanted to keep it that way but Nick forced them to make Leo the leader anyways 🤔

Here’s the comment, the blogger wishes to remain anonymous due to prior harassment:

Like, the fact that they liked Raph being in charge this much speaks volumes about how they truly thought he was a good leader - like, why would they want to keep him as leader unless he was actually good at it, which he was? And this doesn’t even go into how they gave him a wonderful character arc in Anatawa Hitorijanai that tied to him being a leader, which just goes to show how much they adore him in such a role.

Anyways, this gives me all the validation for Raph still being in charge and him co-leading with Leo, plus the movie kept things intentionally ambiguous (I like to think that the Rise writers fought for Raph to remain in charge because they really love him that much considering there was a planned and explicit change of leadership in the movie’s deleted final scene which the Rise crew likely went ‘no <3′ to just like Nick did to them lol).

As always, fuck Nickelodeon for not letting the writers have creative freedom and for being total scumbags.