Something That Upsets Me So Much Is That No One Seems To Remember/talk About The Fact That Even Before

Something that upsets me so much is that no one seems to remember/talk about the fact that even before Martyn, Jimmy did a job for the Listeners!

On EVO after they beat the Ender Dragon they all got sent back to spawn, but minus Grian (cuz he joined the Watchers) AND JIMMY. Jimmy got sent back before them, and he was given the job of going around and placing books in everyone's bases to tell them to get their stuff and move far away.

I will hold onto the belief until the day I die that the Watchers saw that and decided when they started the Traffic Light Games that because Jimmy did the Listeners' work, they would curse him to die first every time. Hence, the Canary Curse.

all Eyes are on you👁

I missed the beginning of the event so I’ve only now gone back to watch Martyn’s intro and…

I love that Martyn has like A Job; he’s doing tech and set up stuff, he’s reading the donos like a champ. Still a non-hermit hermit-friend but with Work Experience. Like someone was like ‘oh we need a dono reader,’ remembered Martyn has done it, and reached out.

Meanwhile. Jimmy is Just There.

It makes perfect sense! Don’t get me wrong! Once Grian and Martyn are in the same location there’s like a 99% chance he’ll be there too. Not to mention Ranchers, old Evo friends, and just the life series in general-

But it is incredibly funny cause it’s like:

The Hermits, their IT guy, and also Jimmy.

Who is Jimmy you ask? He’s Jimmy. What’s he doing? Being Jimmy. Next question.

got that yuriyaoi devil in me

Keep thinking about that one scene in secret life

Omg I’ve been threatening my brother with this literally just today

the ddvau guys trying a period cramps simulation machine