HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD

all "kristen is death on the dsmp" aus/theories become so much funnier where you imagine her in her mc skin instead of any of the really cool designs fanartists give her.

like. oh my god, its her, the god of death.

OH GOD 

"do you think mumbo would be pround" and "i wonder if philza would be pround of me" parallels now please

My new favorite dynamic: three British people and their token American

Miftboss my beloved

You know what? I'll say it

I'm a Milfboss simp and u guys are sleeping on her. I know everyone saw the post that proves my point but I can't stay silent

The eletric chair scene is BRUTAL ik but Milfboss out there??? Trying to get in and stop it from happening??? Her screams while begging for Penisunavailable not pull the lever?? She just wanted her friends back, she wanted her life before it all turn to hell

Yttd as The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals quotes

(Turn out a bit long so I put the read more there :) )

Keiji about Sara: Let her know her old dad is pretty cool!

Kai: Keiji, no, sorry.

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Shin: Oh my god so mean! [Middle Finger]

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Mishima: You're either in the smoke club, or you're out!

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Naomichi: Well did you get a video of it?

Shunsuke: No.

Naomichi: You're so fucking useless Shunsuke.

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Megumi: No Keiji, I want you to hear this. If you leave you're fired.

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Keiji: Hello?! Hello!! Please God I just want a black coffee!!!

Mai: [Singing] Black coffee,I'm your coffee gal-

Keiji: No!!!!

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Q-Taro: So, I know this is probably a bad time, but ah, do you like- do you like film?

Kai: Yeah you know what, that is a bad time.

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Shin: It's not alright Sara!

Sara: Shin! You scared the shit out of us!

Shin: Well how the hell am I suppose to pop out of a trashcan and not scare the shit out of you?!

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Shin: Shh! Shh! Shut the fuck up Kanna! Get in the trashcan!

Shin: [Pointing at Sara] You! Beat it!

Sara: Um fuck you?

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Keiji: [Background siren noises]

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Mishima: Who is it?

Nao: [On the other side of the door] Professor Mishima!

Mishima: Don't lie whoever you are, I'm Professor Mishima!

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Joe: I am going to- do something to you!

Shin: Oh yeah Joe? What are you gonna do?

Joe: I'm gonna-! Kick, your head!

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Reko: I'm gonna start a pot farm.

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Midori/ Sou Hiyori: [Pointing a shotgun at everyone] Sing the beginning of Moana!

Hinako: What?!

Midori: I said sing goddamnit!

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Keiji: And she (Sara) said 'You just want Kugie Kizuchi to be your daughter!' and I said 'Well at least she's nice to me at church!'s

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Ranger: Do you like musicals?

Q-taro: No sir.

Ranger: [Salute] Now that's a red-blooded goddamn American.

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Shin: Hey I said I'd be a better person I'm still not a good person!

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Q-taro: I'll get you something from Beanies, my treat.

Keiji: I just want my daughter back.

Q-taro: I'll just get you a caramel frap.

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ranboo knows about psmp, wilbur wants to read passerine, at least 4 ccs are active tumblr users, tommy regularly mocks twitter in front of 200k+ viewers, dream team read heat waves on call together, sadist has a youtooz, ranboo was a fan just six months ago, sapnap tweeted “dreamnap 😍” yesterday and none of us batted an eye. why are we in a fandom where at any moment the powers that be could turn the corner and brain us with baseball bats. why is the line between cc and fan so blurry. i’m going to therapy