I Think Calum Is Two Different People When It Comes To Having Sex. When Hes In A Good Mood, All He Wants

I think Calum is two different people when it comes to having sex. When he’s in a good mood, all he wants to do is get lost between your legs, his tongue working his way around your slit making you reach your high in a matter of seconds. But when he’s in a bad mood, he’ll pin you down on the bed. Hands above your head thrusting hard and fast in you that your legs will be shaking until the next day.

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99.9% sure i dont have a pulse rn

LIKE DID YALL SKIP HISTORY CLASS THIS ENTIRE NATION’S GOVERNMENT WAS FOUNDED ON RIOTS AND PROTESTS ABOUT THE RULING CLASS’ ABUSE OF THEIR POWER

BUT UNLESS ITS GEORGE WASHINGTON’S ANCIENT ASS FIRING MUSKETS AT REDCOATS AND TOSSING TEA IN A RIVER YALL DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE IT’S NOT PATRIOTISM PORN AND THE HEROS OF THE STORY AREN’T PALE ENOUGH

soccer!luke getting you a one of his jerseys, insisting you wear it every game day, “love seeing my name on your back, baby,” he growls into your neck, hooking his thumbs through your belt loops and pulling your hips in close to him

Can you write a blurb on what kind of a boyfriend would Calum be? (Your masterlist doesn't open on the mobile app)

ok tiff and I have talked about this at length so I’m just going to list stuff so here it goes

so calum’s the type of boyfriend to

sit shirtless on the couch while watching a football game, beer resting on the coffee table, feet up on the ottoman, hands just casually down his pants

get all whiny at 6am when you need to get ready for school, going, “noooooooooooooooo” and reaching for you with grabby hands so you stay in bed

love having you sleep on his chest

want sex any time, anywhere

always be warm, like even when it’s snowing out you could grab his hand and it would always be warm

sit around shirtless in just a pair of grey sweats, no underwear underneath

blush and hide his face in your neck when you call him a “cheeky monkey”

use the monkey covering its eyes emoji way too much

walk around shirtless around the other guys so that they can see the scratch marks you left on him the previous night

ask for a blowjob at any chance he gets

call you “babe” or “sweet cheeks”

put too much soap in the dishwasher

gives you hickies all up and down you neck, deep purple and dark enough that your makeup can’t cover them

get a boner every time he spoons you because “damn, would you quit wiggling?” you knew what you were doing.

has you stay up late with him so that he can watch premier league games in real-time

stay in bed all day on sundays

rarely says the whole “I love you” because he’s kind of embarrassed of being so whipped for you, so around his friends he would just kind of kiss your cheek and mumble “love you” super quietly so no one else could hear. it was kind of better that way.