Can You Write What You Think Dating Cal Would Be Like?

Can you write what you think dating cal would be like?

i love calum sO MUCH

borrowing his shirts

SEX

meeting him midday for lunch + a quickie

“babe lets go to the gym” “cAL WE ALREADY WENT TWICE THIS WEEK”

riding him while wearing his snapback

“LOOK BABE A PUPPY!!!!!” 

cooking dinner together

*slaps your ass* “nice”

constant lowkey pda

“babe listen, i wrote a new song”

waking up to his face between your thighs

catching him checking you out out across a room

“i’m not a fuckboy”

flowers for no reason

pouty lips and puppy eyes

I WANT THOSE ARMS AROUND ME

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

calum fucking hood

person: you’re so great me: OH REALLY [pulls out my own receipts]

CBS’ exploitative new reality show pits struggling families against each other for $101K 

On Wednesday, CBS aired the first episode of their new series The Briefcase. The show follows struggling American families who are suddenly given $101,000 and a choice: They can either keep the money or give some or all of it to another needy family. But CBS’s decision to literally profit off impoverished Americans is worse than just simple corporate greed.